Dear Almost Canadian Girlfriend,

[Marxist]

Will you take me in if we have a draft? I'm not a member of the coalition of the willing.

 

[Marxist]

Going to downtown Toronto?

I'm hopping aboard.

 

[roxanne69]

Sure Marxist! Montreal is lovely this time of year. Mi casa su casa.

 

[seXieleXie]

To My Southern Lover:

I think I have an attic where I can hide you. How do you feel about tofu?


With Love,
Eskimo Lexie


P.S. Buy a scarf

 

[Blazes B.]

Sure Marxist! Montreal is lovely this time of year. Mi casa su casa.

Shouldn't that be «Chez moi est chez tu?»

 

[Marxist]

To My Southern Lover:

I think I have an attic where I can hide you. How do you feel about tofu?


With Love,
Eskimo Lexie


P.S. Buy a scarf

Is this Tofu?

I feel fine about Tofu in that case.

 

[seXieleXie]

Is this Tofu?

close, but up north it looks more like this:

 

[Guest]

Now, aren't you glad we didn't join the attack? We can offer a safe haven once more.

Mind you, our forces are all already in the Gulf - but - they didn't join the war.

 

[Marxist]

close, but up north it looks more like this:

That looks like poopie.

 

[seXieleXie]

That looks like poopie.

oddly enough, it also tastes like crap.

 

[Sillyman]

I lost my Canadian girlfriend. I'm pretty much fucked now.

 

[seXieleXie]

I lost my Canadian girlfriend. I'm pretty much fucked now.

did you check under the bed and between the couch coushins?

 

[Mia62]

Geez, Marx...you have no idea how close you are with that title...I did just write my Canadian citizenship test ya know...

 

[Ms_Lilith]

so, cus I'm all Canadian, I don't count?

*pout*

 

[Sillyman]

did you check under the bed and between the couch coushins?

Yeah. I checked the car, the bathroom, under my desk. I saw little bits of poutine in the washer, so I may have left her in my pants. Damnit.

 

[seXieleXie]

Yeah. I checked the car, the bathroom, under my desk. I saw little bits of poutine in the washer, so I may have left her in my pants. Damnit.

dude, way to go

 

[Sillyman]

dude, way to go

Oh like you never washed an S.O.


We're lucky Marxist is dryer safe.

 

[seXieleXie]

Oh like you never washed an S.O.


We're lucky Marxist is dryer safe.

yeah, he's little but he's tough

 

[Sillyman]

yeah, he's little but he's tough

And stain resistant.

 

[seXieleXie]

heh. black hides dirt

 

[Sillyman]

heh. black hides dirt

Yeah it does. That's why it's so dark inside holes.

 

[Worm]

I'm still skeptical that this rumored country "Canada" actually exists.

 

[breakwall]

I'm still skeptical that this rumored country "Canada" actually exists.

Shuuuuut UUUUpp

You are ruining it for everyone...

(Canada is actually a wholly owned subsidiary of Walt Disney. It was originally called AmericaWorld which was just like the US only the people were polite and didn't carry guns...but it never caught on, too unbelievable.)

 

[Lancecastor]

close, but up north it looks more like this:

(close up: edmonton grrl thighs.)