Dear Abby

[Garnate]

Tomorrow I'm going on a first date with a female. Can't lie, I'm nervous! She won't be the first woman I've been with but I have the first date jitters something fierce.

Should I bring her flowers? What should I give her husband? I mean, I know what I'm going to give them later (creepy wink) but I feel like I shouldn't show up empty handed.




Advice? Witticisms? Insults? Help a sister out.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

you should share some pics with us afterwards...

 

[Garnate]

you should share some pics with us afterwards...

Maybe possibly.

 

[Killswitch]

Bring her some pride and why are you fucking around with these wanna be bi newb losers.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What does she like? Flowers? Candy? Don't know?


Go with flowers. I agree - don't show up with empty hands.


Next time, find out what calibre she shoots and profess your adoration with a box of her faves.

 

[calvin2004]

Tomorrow I'm going on a first date with a female. Can't lie, I'm nervous! She won't be the first woman I've been with but I have the first date jitters something fierce.

Should I bring her flowers? What should I give her husband? I mean, I know what I'm going to give them later (creepy wink) but I feel like I shouldn't show up empty handed.




Advice? Witticisms? Insults? Help a sister out.

A bottle of wine, perhaps?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Better take a six pack of Bud Lite for the "husband".

 

[blackleggings]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=45892803#post45892803

This thread is more helpful.

 

[Squibbs]

Show us your snoopys, n00b.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Maybe possibly.

that's coo, you don't have to if you don't want to.. but i wouldn't mind

 

[Garnate]

Bring her some pride and why are you fucking around with these wanna be bi newb losers.

You mad bro?

What does she like? Flowers? Candy? Don't know?


Go with flowers. I agree - don't show up with empty hands.


Next time, find out what calibre she shoots and profess your adoration with a box of her faves.

You know me too fucking well.

A bottle of wine, perhaps?

Better take a six pack of Bud Lite for the "husband".

Excellent ideas!

Show us your snoopys, n00b.

Psssh everyone has seen them. Many times.

 

[Garnate]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=45892803#post45892803

This thread is more helpful.

High five.

 

[Killswitch]

You mad bro?

No. Just wondering whats goin on. You look god damned good in that av as usual.

and no, islandman. I'm not flirting with her.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You know me too fucking well.

Or not well enough, as the case may be.

 

[Garnate]

No. Just wondering whats goin on. You look god damned good in that av as usual.

and no, islandman. I'm not flirting with her.

She has always been turned on by women. She's just now getting to branch out on her own and have her own relationships with women, as does her hubby.

Also, thanks!

 

[Garnate]

Or not well enough, as the case may be.

Are you upset that I didn't tell you about my date? I swear I was getting to it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Bring chocolates. The women love that romantic shit.

 

[Killswitch]

Bring her some Cedar Pointe tickets.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Are you upset that I didn't tell you about my date? I swear I was getting to it.

Of course not. I'm just adjusting to my place back here in queue . . . .

 

[JohnnySavage]

Of course not. I'm just adjusting to my place back here in queue . . . .

Watch the elbows bud.

 

[Garnate]

Bring chocolates. The women love that romantic shit.

Chocolates and flowers. Got it. Not going overboard?

Bring her some Cedar Pointe tickets.

I'm not in Ohio anymore.

 

[Garnate]

Of course not. I'm just adjusting to my place back here in queue . . . .

We're doing dinner again soon. You're in a queue all on your own.

 

[Killswitch]

Chocolates and flowers. Got it. Not going overboard?


I'm not in Ohio anymore.

Good. The further you are away the better.

No offense. I'm sure you can still read between the line.

Be careful.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

We're doing dinner again soon. You're in a queue all on your own.

I know we will. I have been doing a horrible job of scheduling of late. We may have to wait until after next week's trip.


I'll have to send pictures, too.

 

[blackleggings]

High five.

*fist pumps*

Good luck on your date!