Dealing with rude, difficult subs

[Primalex]

Lunch and a "brand new" toy do not a prostitue make.

Hey, it's okay, we are not calling you a whore.

 

[Primalex]

Oh yeah, because OBVIOUSLY a great set of tits is so so hard to find.

You really don't get guys, do you?

 

[CutieMouse]

Oh no, I understand them... and (ironically) given my profession, I know *exactly* how hard it is to find a great set of tits.

I just don't personally think they're worth the attitude.

 

[Primalex]

Oh no, I understand them... and (ironically) given my profession, I know *exactly* how hard it is to find a great set of tits.

I just don't personally think they're worth the attitude.

The law of supply and demand.

When your demand totally wasn't met, you did stupid stuff, too, to get the supply.


I like tits. I enjoy tits. I will even do stuff for a set of tits that is not so great. But I consider my undivided attention already a valuable asset, so there is not much scope for annoying behavior. But I totally get guys with a much higher tolerance level, even though I'm feeling fremdscham.

 

[LearnerDom]

Oh no, I understand them... and (ironically) given my profession, I know *exactly* how hard it is to find a great set of tits.

I just don't personally think they're worth the attitude.

And you are indeed correct Cutie.
I have discontinued contact, bit of a spoilt brat bunny boiling psycho bitch from hell to put it mildly!

Very difficult to meet someone in real life but at least I've learnt a few lessons

Oh but those tits, big creamy soft objects of desire with such suck able nipples.

Sigh

 

[IrisAlthea]

fremdscham.

That is a great word.

 

[LearnerDom]

Oh no, I understand them... and (ironically) given my profession, I know *exactly* how hard it is to find a great set of tits.

I just don't personally think they're worth the attitude.

what IS your profession Cutie?

The Lit fantasy side of me has you either as a....

Female masseuse who one day a foxy female client asks for a happy ending

A professional shop bra fitter for a big store who seduces certain ladies in the fitting rooms

A plastic surgeon who road tests extensively before and after

A modelling agent who (again) uses the casting couch

!!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

CutieMouse is, in fact, an expert lingerie fitter.
She's so good at it, she can fit over the internet!

 

[FurryFury]

Damn. I thought all boobs were pretty awesome.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Damn. I thought all boobs were pretty awesome.

I have never seen a pair of boobs that weren't awesome. Even silicone titties are great, although for different reasons than natural ones.

 

[midwestyankee]

And you are indeed correct Cutie.
I have discontinued contact, bit of a spoilt brat bunny boiling psycho bitch from hell to put it mildly!

Very difficult to meet someone in real life but at least I've learnt a few lessons

Oh but those tits, big creamy soft objects of desire with such suck able nipples.

Sigh

My advice: force yourself to date a woman whose figure is boyish. You may well discover that what matters most about a woman isn't connected to any skin at all. Or not. Your choice.

 

[Loverskitten]

I have never seen a pair of boobs that weren't awesome. Even silicone titties are great, although for different reasons than natural ones.

I have, oh boy I have

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have, oh boy I have

That's so sad!

 

[Loverskitten]

That's so sad!

Indeed. I have seen so many fucked up boobjobs, it changed my mind about wanting one.
I will never forget the feeling when I touched breasts with so much scar tissue they felt like rocks (I forget the medical term) I have seen girls go so big, they walked carefully. It made my own breasts ache just to see them moving.

Also, my friend has a shirt that says, "yes, they're fake. My real ones tried to kill me" Those are bad boobs too, very bad boobs.

 

[redslady]

Indeed. I have seen so many fucked up boobjobs, it changed my mind about wanting one.
I will never forget the feeling when I touched breasts with so much scar tissue they felt like rocks (I forget the medical term) I have seen girls go so big, they walked carefully. It made my own breasts ache just to see them moving.

Also, my friend has a shirt that says, "yes, they're fake. My real ones tried to kill me" Those are bad boobs too, very bad boobs.

I really need a shirt like that, I'd wear it for the next Relay for Life survivor lap.

 

[Primalex]

My advice: force yourself to date a woman whose figure is boyish. You may well discover that what matters most about a woman isn't connected to any skin at all. Or not. Your choice.

According to this logic you could also date Greek boys and fuck them.

Hey, maybe you do. Your choice.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I do have a friend with rock hard boobs-- they are awesome anyway. I gnaw on them.

I think I like boob jobs-- when they are on a lover-- for the same reason I like platinum hair-- or bright blue for that matter-- the drive to radically alter our appearance is so human.

 

[Loverskitten]

I really need a shirt like that, I'd wear it for the next Relay for Life survivor lap.

A quick google of the quote turned up several companies and styles that have that shirt, shop away

 

[Loverskitten]

I do have a friend with rock hard boobs-- they are awesome anyway. I gnaw on them.

She said it was very painful and heavy but didn't have the money to fix them (at the time) Found the term, "capsular contracture" (image search that at your own risk)

On a related note, ever seen the movie, "Breast Men"? I think it was an HBO movie? So good.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That came out during a time when I was not seeing movies, I think.

 

[Loverskitten]

That came out during a time when I was not seeing movies, I think.

Haven't seen it since it came out (1997) but, just found out, the whole movie is on YouTube

 

[LearnerDom]

There's actually a great TV series in the UK called "Misfits"
Basically there's a storm and certain people get special powers.
It centres around a group of young folk who are sentenced to community service work.
Now the special powers is the fun bit.
There's the usual, moving objects, going invisible, x ray eyes

but there's also some quite funny and random ones like

A girl with hypnotic tits so none ever sees her face!
And of course she gets fed up with this and goes to see a super hero to help her

Who happens to be a randy barman whose super power is the ability to "fuck" the power out of you, man, woman or tortoise

It is quite juvenile but its very funny, well written, lots of swearing and sexual content

Look it up if you want a laugh

 

[LearnerDom]

My advice: force yourself to date a woman whose figure is boyish. You may well discover that what matters most about a woman isn't connected to any skin at all. Or not. Your choice.

I get what your saying, but it was meant in a humorous manner!
Of course I'm not so shallow as to only like women with big creamy tits.

Small tits are welcome as well. As long as they come on a well heeled blonde model with legs up to her armpits and who can suck a golf ball through a hosepipe whose kink includes older, overweight kinky men who want to tie her up!

 

[FurryFury]

Love that show.

There's actually a great TV series in the UK called "Misfits"
Basically there's a storm and certain people get special powers.
It centres around a group of young folk who are sentenced to community service work.
Now the special powers is the fun bit.
There's the usual, moving objects, going invisible, x ray eyes

but there's also some quite funny and random ones like

A girl with hypnotic tits so none ever sees her face!
And of course she gets fed up with this and goes to see a super hero to help her

Who happens to be a randy barman whose super power is the ability to "fuck" the power out of you, man, woman or tortoise

It is quite juvenile but its very funny, well written, lots of swearing and sexual content

Look it up if you want a laugh