jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
- Joined
- Nov 7, 2002
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When they call me a disgusting, fat blob of goo...I rarely give them a 2nd chance...
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Calling me by a different name.
I mean, how difficult is it just to use something generic like "babe"? That's why I use the term "hot buns", better than calling him Bob by mistake.![]()
I would never dream of getting your name wrong Geraldine![]()
Men wearing women’s panties. Just not my thing.
Men wearing women’s panties. Just not my thing.
Oh, I get that! My wife used to snore horribly. I mean, I'm a Navy man, spent my last four years on a ship berthed with 80 other Chiefs. Professional snorers all! My wife did them proud. Once she retired and the stress went away, so did the snoring. Now she only snores if we have sex.Snoring. Like heavy db snoring.(I need my sleep damnit, and if it's really crazy...see a Doctor, Jesus!)
Arrogance...being a know-it-all.
Hoarders. And messiness.
Note to self - get helium ready in case I ever talk to MattIf she walks like a woman but talks like a man. Even if she does have interesting Kinks.
Note to self - get helium ready in case I ever talk to Matt
There was a new guy started at work once and he was AFAF. I just kept staring at him. He was like a god. One day I had to speak to him about something and it was the most disappointing thing ever. His voice did not match the body - sort of squeaky and very slow. Put me right off and I don’t think I ever looked at him in that dreamy way again.

I CAN’T HELP IT IF I WAS BORN WITH SMALL VOCAL CORDS!