Dead Pool 2015

[Beco]

Youth Masturbation inspiration dies....

Donna Douglas, best known for her role as the tomboy daughter Elly May Clampett on the 1960s fish-out-of-water CBS sitcom The Beverly Hillbillies, died on New Year’s Day, according to WAFB Channel 9 in Louisiana, which cited family members. The actress was 81.

 

[RoryN]

...

I didn't cheat. Because of this, you have no proof that I cheated.
You suck at dead pools. And you suck at life.

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[Queersetti]

BAM!


Little Jimmy Dickens, Beloved Opry Star, Dies At 94

 

[Queersetti]

May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

 

[Lorilei]

BAM!


Little Jimmy Dickens, Beloved Opry Star, Dies At 94

Daaaaang. You're good!

 

[rimmy]

BAM!


Little Jimmy Dickens, Beloved Opry Star, Dies At 94

lol. We really are a sick bunch.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Tell you what, if you fail to outlive your stiffs, we'll rename the contest after you. The Colonel Hogan Memorial Deadpool has a catchy ring to it, no?

Not nearly as catchy as it would be named after someone else, but I guess I can't forgo the dishonor since I raised the issue.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Queersetti draws first blood!

Standings as of 1/2/2015 includes death of Little Jimmy Dickens
Queersetti goes straight to the top of the standings
1 Queersetti 6
2 Amy_K 0
3 Annakin20 0
4 Aquagal 0
5 AZMotherLover 0
6 Beco 0
7 BoyNextDoor 0
8 Brollyanna 0
9 CaptainKirk 0
10 Cleaver 0
11 Colonel Hogan 0
12 Conager 0
13 Curmudgeonly 0
14 GoFuckYourself 0
15 IrezumiKiss 0
16 JamesBJohnson 0
17 JKendallDane 0
18 JohnnySavage 0
19 Lady Funkenstein 0
20 Laurel 0
21 Lorilei 0
22 MissingOut 0
23 Mona Little 0
24 Mr Noone 0
25 Pookie 0
26 query 0
27 Ramone45 0
28 Rimmy 0
29 RobDownSouth 0
30 RoryN 0
31 SCCouple1990 0
32 Skiddles2014 0
33 Stewart Pidd 0
34 Tathagata 0
35 TryHarder62 0
36 Wrong Element 0

 

[cleaver]

good call there, q!
bad luck there, little jimmy!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Program Note:
I know I announced we had a field of 37 players earlier, but that was before I found out someone *coughAquagalcough* had submitted two entries. So we have 36 players this year.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

What a coincidence. That's the same song the rest of us were thinking of dedicating to YOU.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

8 of my 10 picks are unique in the Pool (no one else has them).

Kind of risky...might not work out...we'll see!

I was looking at a semi-current photo of Mary Tyler Moore yesterday and then noticed she was one of your unique picks in the pool.

Not looking good (for her). I don't even have the heart to post her photo here.

Money pick (for you).

 

[Aquagal]

Okay, here's my official one unless someone croaks in the next 7 hours.

Program Note:
I know I announced we had a field of 37 players earlier, but that was before I found out someone *coughAquagalcough* had submitted two entries. So we have 36 players this year.

No way! I clearly stated the last one was good to go.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I should have reviewed Texas' death row list before submitting...

 

[Queersetti]

I'm asking you this because of your sexuality: did you and your friends continue to play Dead Pool during the early days of AIDS? what a list that would have been bro.

Stew

Yes, but we had a strict rule that you couldn't pick anyone you had met, so people couldn't use inside info if they had it.

 

[Queersetti]

Daaaaang. You're good!

Just for the record, I scored twice this week, with Luise Rainer in 2014 and Jimmy for 2015.

 

[Lorilei]

Just for the record, I scored twice this week, with Luise Rainer in 2014 and Jimmy for 2015.

Don't ever put me on your list, ok?

 

[Killswitch]

Lor all you need to do is spend five minutes googling to come up with the winning list. People spend a lot of time researching whos on death beds and who has stage four cancers and shit like that.


Do you really think Q came up with even one of those names by himself?

 

[Lorilei]

Lor all you need to do is spend five minutes googling to come up with the winning list. People spend a lot of time researching whos on death beds and who has stage four cancers and shit like that.


Do you really think Q came up with even one of those names by himself?

Well, duh.

 

[Killswitch]

Well, duh.

 

[Beco]

Lor all you need to do is spend five minutes googling to come up with the winning list. People spend a lot of time researching whos on death beds and who has stage four cancers and shit like that.


Do you really think Q came up with even one of those names by himself?

Never heard of Jimmy Dickens or what an Opry star means, he probably saw a news article or heard something on the radio and inserted the name, last minute. It happens but kudos for him....he's off to a good start. But an early lead in a Death Pool means nothing....

 

[Wrong Element]

Lor all you need to do is spend five minutes googling to come up with the winning list. People spend a lot of time researching whos on death beds and who has stage four cancers and shit like that.


Do you really think Q came up with even one of those names by himself?

Hey, I carried Dick Cheney in my pool for years using this very reasoning. People who are seemingly terminal can hang on for a surprisingly long time.

That's why my list is usually populated by people in their 90s or above. You can't cheat the reaper forever.

 

[Queersetti]

Lor all you need to do is spend five minutes googling to come up with the winning list. People spend a lot of time researching whos on death beds and who has stage four cancers and shit like that.


Do you really think Q came up with even one of those names by himself?

Are you half witted? I said in this thread that I've been playing in a Dead Pool since the 70s. You think I had to look up names of old folks now?

 

[Queersetti]

Never heard of Jimmy Dickens or what an Opry star means, he probably saw a news article or heard something on the radio and inserted the name, last minute. It happens but kudos for him....he's off to a good start. But an early lead in a Death Pool means nothing....

You never heard of the Grand Old Opry? What country do you live in?

 

[Beco]

You never heard of the Grand Old Opry? What country do you live in?

are you a Jimmy Dickens fan???