DCL, I respectively request..

HeavyStick

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I be allowed to post on my own.

The year I've been here, your guidance and tutelage have prepared me for the BB scene. Your sponsorship letter welcoming me into the "Clique" and the money you loaned me for the SAG was much appreciated.

I am especially thankful for letting me snack on your St. Bernard's dingleberries. Please switch your dog to Science Diet, the musky odor goes well with Chateau Cheval Blanc, St. Emilion, Premier Grand Cru Classe (A)- 1953.

Your faithful pawn, loyal troll, and expert rim job man,
HeavyStick
 
HeavyStick said:
I be allowed to post on my own.

The year I've been here, your guidance and tutelage have prepared me for the BB scene. Your sponsorship letter welcoming me into the "Clique" and the money you loaned me for the SAG was much appreciated.

I am especially thankful for letting me snack on your St. Bernard's dingleberries. Please switch your dog to Science Diet, the musky odor goes well with Chateau Cheval Blanc, St. Emilion, Premier Grand Cru Classe (A)- 1953.

Your faithful pawn, loyal troll, and expert rim job man,
HeavyStick

Cheese eater.
 
Let me guess, now that the King of the Clique has shown up to reign supreme, the Queen of the Boardg is so last week.

And I never even got my salad tossed by hunky guys with heavy sticks.

Don't mind me, I'm seething with jealousy. I'm going to go chase a clown down for some super hot all night long anal sex sessions.
 
Re: Re: DCL, I respectively request..

Dixon Carter Lee said:
Granted, with the proviso that you call anyone I say a "Butt Pirate".



I can work with that
 
*is a butt pirate regardless of who does or does not say so*

Sunstruck!
KillerMuffin!
Honeylick!

Surrender your Booty!

Arr.
 
Oscuridad said:
*is a butt pirate regardless of who does or does not say so*

Sunstruck!
KillerMuffin!
Honeylick!

Surrender your Booty!

Arr.

I, um, can't. You're hiding in my closet and if I surrender my Booty, you'll get loose and, well, that wouldn't be nice.
 
KillerMuffin said:
I, um, can't. You're hiding in my closet and if I surrender my Booty, you'll get loose and, well, that wouldn't be nice.

Avast!

How did I come to be in KM's closet!?!

I must be a-ponderin this.

*a-ponders*
 
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