Dawn

[Queersetti]

Can you do a parody thread of a parody thread?

So how come that racist exploiter Tony Orlando got to use both his names, and the two black girls had to share one between them?

 

[Que]

What was that flower that Delta Dawn had on?

 

[RobDownSouth]

<Vettemode>
The two girls were African American. Our founding fathers decreed that that they count 3/5 for enumeration purposes. 3/5 + 3/5 = 6/5, which is 1 and 1/5. Rounded down, that's one, as in "one nation, indivisible". Ergo, one name: Dawn.
Do the math!
</Vettemode>

 

[Disgustipated]

He's on iggy. But two black chicks? Okay. Or three. Or 7 Latinas. Or 1 white chick.

 

[sigh]

Gladys Knight had three Pips. If Pips were a name, it would be relevant to this thread, but since it isn't....

Midnight Train to Georgia is a great song. That's all I've got to say.

 

[Vikingstone]

What was that flower that Delta Dawn had on?

Some faded rose from days gone by?

 

[Queersetti]

My sister thought the two girls were named Orlando and Dawn. As in Tony, Orlando and Dawn.

 

[Mr Noone]

My sister thought the two girls were named Orlando and Dawn. As in Tony, Orlando and Dawn.

They weren't?

 

[Lancecastor]

I saw the crack of Dawn in Vegas.

 

[Riles]

Dawn is my bedtime, my boss, my dish detergent, my second girlgirl experience, my favourite time for nookie, my uncle but spelt differently.

 

[Lancecastor]

"After dinner she went Dawn on me"

....or Don, depending on how you roll.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I saw the crack of Dawn in Vegas.

I used to say "I'm so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe!"

Plot Twist: I was dating a girl named Dawn at the time.

Can you say "triple entendre" folks?

 

[Lancecastor]

I used to say "I'm so horny, not even the crack of dawn is safe!"

Plot Twist: I was dating a girl named Dawn at the time.

Can you say "triple entendre" folks?

Are you sure you used the right spelling?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Are you sure you used the right spelling?

pretty sure. I didn't get the little red squiggly line that shows up under your name.

 

[CaptainKirk]

http://mojosavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dawn.jpg

 

[Aphro]

Just knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My sister thought the two girls were named Orlando and Dawn. As in Tony, Orlando and Dawn.

You get no respect.

 

[tactful]

Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons