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ran57gr said:Ohh, I would make you pay dearly for that! If only I had those precious morning hours of privacy
It's just cuz those morning hours of privacy your over at my thread rubbin' your crotch raw lookin' at all my pics! 
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TomOne said:
1) He lives in Florida.
2) I am so sorry that Florida has no common border with DC.
3) A problem?
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Weenieschnitzel said:Firtst: Sad news for the boy..
Second: I have no clue if anal sex is allowed in Virginia.
Third: Your posting leads to a question: What would happen if a squirrel becomes president in US?
Then I would have get my dogs and hunt it down
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TomOne said:First, what boy were we talking about.
Second, anal sex is not only allowed in Virginia, it's required. Any state that borders DC has to allow for a lot of butt fucking Weens!
Third, what do you think we have right now?!?
You really need to learn how to photoshop better, toots. Looks like you spent all of 8 minutes on that!
That may be true about Virginia but I've wondered why they refer to them butt fucking Weens
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bearlee said:We don't got no fuckin' problem unless Florida would ever have a common border with DC in which case all the butt fucking Weens would be known as butt fucking Toms
My dictionary explains your posting so:
error in qualifying the facts which are conditions of an offence
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bearlee said:
you know that I prefer cats.
Ya know ... there's rumors that you once were a nice person ... who loved all of gods living creatures, both big and small.bearlee said:Yeah, they're fun to kill too
And then you became a lawyer.
Course, I'm not sure cats really fall into the gods living creatures category, so mayhaps you're safe there!
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george55 said:I know you really don't mean that....
I can see where you could easily misconstrue what I said and of course how DiJiT would be completely clueless. Now me, I'm in a long war with squirrels and then all of a sudden weenie comes around and wants to kill poor little kitties for some reason. Me, well I mean a mountain lion or something like that attacking a little baby, well you can bet I'd go after that with my barebear hands but not to kill it, just to slap it silly. The very thought of a harming a cat and enjoying a nice warm bowl of cat soup is appalling to me. I couldn't bring myself to do it-well maybe a Siamese cat because those are pretty fuckin' mean and actually suck the life out of babies. That's a documented fact you know and not just Siamese cats but all cats. Close to 1000 babies a year die in this country because cats suck the life out of 'em but as an almost member of PETA(PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS), I'm not advocating eating cats o babies-only that it probably doesn't make a difference. Always go for the soup bone first is what I always say, or maybe the breast.
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I'll have to admit...She looks rather tasty.bearlee said:I can see where you could easily misconstrue what I said and of course how DiJiT would be completely clueless. Now me, I'm in a long war with squirrels and then all of a sudden weenie comes around and wants to kill poor little kitties for some reason. Me, well I mean a mountain lion or something like that attacking a little baby, well you can bet I'd go after that with my barebear hands but not to kill it, just to slap it silly. The very thought of a harming a cat and enjoying a nice warm bowl of cat soup is appalling to me. I couldn't bring myself to do it-well maybe a Siamese cat because those are pretty fuckin' mean and actually suck the life out of babies. That's a documented fact you know and not just Siamese cats but all cats. Close to 1000 babies a year die in this country because cats suck the life out of 'em but as an almost member of PETA(PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS), I'm not advocating eating cats o babies-only that it probably doesn't make a difference. Always go for the soup bone first is what I always say, or maybe the breast.
I just know ran prob'ly won't appreciate this that much ... but I'm sure bear will, regardless of what he says. Plus, DiJ sounds like he's pretty hungry too, right now. So, from the people over at PWEETA, here ya go ... ... ...
Now you are ready to cook! One USENET account recommends placing a cat in a very high powered magnetron microwave. This device supposedly can cook a cat in approximately 10 minutes- the proteins are denatured (cooked), and sugars caramelized by microwave heating. The cat may be "cooked" but will it taste good? If you've ever tried to microwave a raw hamburger, you'll know the answer is "no." For the best taste, our reader inquired about possibly slow cooking a feline. That's exactly what we at PWEETA recommend- a slow cooked Beer Roasted Cat. Other cat recipes you may enjoy are classic Cat Tamales, Cat in Spicy Ginger Sauce, and Cat Au Gratin.
Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.
If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!
Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
Persnicketiest, I tell ya. That's gotta be pretty damned good.
COOKING YOUR CAT
Now you are ready to cook! One USENET account recommends placing a cat in a very high powered magnetron microwave. This device supposedly can cook a cat in approximately 10 minutes- the proteins are denatured (cooked), and sugars caramelized by microwave heating. The cat may be "cooked" but will it taste good? If you've ever tried to microwave a raw hamburger, you'll know the answer is "no." For the best taste, our reader inquired about possibly slow cooking a feline. That's exactly what we at PWEETA recommend- a slow cooked Beer Roasted Cat. Other cat recipes you may enjoy are classic Cat Tamales, Cat in Spicy Ginger Sauce, and Cat Au Gratin.
BEER ROASTED CAT
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness
1 cat cut into roast
1 can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness
Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.
If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!
Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.
Persnicketiest, I tell ya.
That's gotta be pretty damned good.
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LMAO Truer words were never said.george55 said:True.....true
even the dragon learned at the expense of his scales!!!!!!!!!!
and hey, bear gives blowjobs to newbys............
MOST newbies
He posted one pic that said "Some real sucking action"
......It was a vacuum.
