Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[george55]

Aren't udders on a cow? so TECHNICALLY you can't have "udder bull-shit", would be cow-shit.

oh shit............a techno.......and from Ky too........


hi Tark!

 

[TomOne]

Aren't udders on a cow? so TECHNICALLY you can't have "udder bull-shit", would be cow-shit.

Sooooooo ... ... does that mean bear has been conceiving both bull and cow-shit?!?

I always had him figured for a closet bi sorta guy.

 

[TARK1]

oh shit............a techno.......and from Ky too........


hi Tark!

YEaahh I'm edukated. I wear shooes. Two of em, I call one leftie, and the other steve.

 

[TARK1]

oh shit............a techno.......and from Ky too........


hi Tark!

Hi george

 

[george55]

Hi george

Just trying to get Tommy from harking on Georgia.......hope ther is enough rain up there for the bluegrass......

 

[TomOne]

Just trying to get Tommy from harking on Georgia.......hope ther is enough rain up there for the bluegrass......

I ain't never harked on Georgia in my entire lifetime there, dude!

Course, I don't name my shoes either ... but I'm reconsidering that as we speak. Might be some advantages to knowing what to call the lil' suckers!

 

[george55]

I ain't never harked on Georgia in my entire lifetime there, dude!

Course, I don't name my shoes either ... but I'm reconsidering that as we speak. Might be some advantages to knowing what to call the lil' suckers!

no, guess you spit a few times...maybe time for a shoeshine..........

 

[TARK1]

Just trying to get Tommy from harking on Georgia.......hope ther is enough rain up there for the bluegrass......

First off, quite harkin on georgia. Georgia is a wonderful state...... mmmm those georgia peaches.... yummy

second, it always rains in the bluegrass state.

Which reminds me, tomorrow is bluegrass day here in kentucky. You would think that a day of work would be fun, but it ruins it when you have to go paint your lawn blue. But to be honest I found a trick, most people use the old standard bluegras paint you can buy from home depot. It looks great, but you got to apply a new coat every year, and can you immagine bending down painting each individual blade of grass EVERY YEAR??????

My trick is permanant markers, not one do you get a killer buzzz, but after the first year you just got to do touch up. Cause unlike the standard bluegrass grass paint, bluegrass colored permant markers down't faid or chip.


Course I could do what my neighbor does and just spray painth the whole lawn. Course you get bluegrass colored dirt that way, and that would wreck havic with the mud wrastlin.

 

[TARK1]

but I'm reconsidering that as we speak. Might be some advantages to knowing what to call the lil' suckers!

little suckers.....HMM.... why not call one your girlfriend, and the other her twin sister?

 

[TARK1]

little suckers.....HMM.... why not call one your girlfriend, and the other her twin sister?

runs away and hides from the imminant flaming.

 

[george55]

First off, quite harkin on georgia. Georgia is a wonderful state...... mmmm those georgia peaches.... yummy

second, it always rains in the bluegrass state.

Which reminds me, tomorrow is bluegrass day here in kentucky. You would think that a day of work would be fun, but it ruins it when you have to go paint your lawn blue. But to be honest I found a trick, most people use the old standard bluegras paint you can buy from home depot. It looks great, but you got to apply a new coat every year, and can you immagine bending down painting each individual blade of grass EVERY YEAR??????

My trick is permanant markers, not one do you get a killer buzzz, but after the first year you just got to do touch up. Cause unlike the standard bluegrass grass paint, bluegrass colored permant markers down't faid or chip.


Course I could do what my neighbor does and just spray painth the whole lawn. Course you get bluegrass colored dirt that way, and that would wreck havic with the mud wrastlin.

gee, and thought you'all just planted it....

 

[TARK1]

gee, and thought you'all just planted it....

not the real stuff. actually even if you plant it, the grass won't turn green unless there is alot of limestone in the soil. Thus the paint.

 

[george55]

not the real stuff. actually even if you plant it, the grass won't turn green unless there is alot of limestone in the soil. Thus the paint.

another history lesson; right here on Lit!!!!




thanks Tark

 

[TARK1]

another history lesson; right here on Lit!!!!




thanks Tark

anytime....


history lesson?

 

[DiJiT]

anytime....


history lesson?

Poor Georgey

He sometimes confuses Archeology and Argiculture

 

[george55]

Poor Georgey

He sometimes confuses Archeology and Argiculture

?????????

 

[Galene]

*warily backs out of thread until this little debate ends*

 

[DiJiT]

?????????

ok it seems you really are confused.

I said ARCHEOLOGY not achitecture

you know. The study of the past through digging for artifacts.

HISTORY

Jeez, you guys really make a kid work for a lame joke these days.

 

[Galene]

*pops back in for a moment*

what the hell is a rainbow brite??



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[TARK1]

*pops back in for a moment*

what the hell is a rainbow brite??



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dunno either. i'm not that kinky

 

[Galene]

dunno either. i'm not that kinky

Oh?.... so who is this, your evil twin brother?

Hi, athletic 32 male for online steamy senuous exchanges of desires with women. My fetish, my desire, my goal in life is to satisfy your everydesire.

If you like to roleplay, if you want a daddy, if you want it hard/ nc, if you want it soft and senuous, then just let me know. I will teach, I will be taught if that is how you prefer, I can be innocent, I can be the master, I can be the sub. Basically my desire is to fulfill yours, just let me know what fantasy you crave, what secret desire burns inside your soul, what lustfull passions that you haven't been able to fulfill...........and let me help you satisfy them.

I am a considerate partner, nothing will be forced or demanded unless you want it that way.

As far as I go, I don't really have limits, and my desires are to please women, so basically if you want me (weither irl, or online) to dress up as rainbow brite and want to hit me with a wick-wick stick, as long as that truly gives you pleasure, I am all for it. I prefer senual love making, and long extended romantic roleplay, however if time is not permitting, I am all for a hot steamy quickie as well. I prefer to shift dominant roles from time to time, meaning at times I like to be seduced, or be the seducer. however if you prefer one role to the other, I am more that willing to accomodate you.


Let me know how you prefer to communicate, and I will let you know my information.

Please let me know what you want and desire, so that I can more intimately fill your desires.

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[TARK1]

Oh?.... so who is this, your evil twin brother?



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no thats me..... but to be honest i don't know what a "wick-wick stick" is either.

it is nice to know that I interest you though. take care princess.

 

[george55]

ok it seems you really are confused.

I said ARCHEOLOGY not achitecture

you know. The study of the past through digging for artifacts.

HISTORY

Jeez, you guys really make a kid work for a lame joke these days.

as old as that building is, I assure you there were diggings all around and thru it............

 

[Galene]

no thats me..... but to be honest i don't know what a "wick-wick stick" is either.

it is nice to know that I interest you though. take care princess.

Whenever Bear is not around, I'm the welcoming committee... it is the custom in this thread that all newcomers get a complimentary blowjob.



Don't look at me that way, I only deliver the message, not the blowjob




BEAAARRRRR!!! You got a little job to do here!!!



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[Galene]

as old as that building is, I assure you there were diggings all around and thru it............

funny... these ruins look familiar...



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