Dawn: Voice of bearlee
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bearlee
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Dawn tried to get on here today but couldn't find it so I need to pull it up in case she tries again. MF-just saw your contest entry and voted-hope I wasn't too late.
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Galene
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Hey Bear, check out the Haikus at the bottom of this page...
http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/humor.html
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http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/humor.html
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bearlee
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ran57gr said:Hey Bear, check out the Haikus at the bottom of this page...
http://www.rider.edu/~suler/psycyber/humor.html
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Not quite as good mine are they
bearlee
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ran57gr said:Well give him a big wet kiss from me. I'd ask Dawn but since he's not interested in her....
I don't even know what the dude looks like so maybe I will and maybe I won't. I don't if we'll see him. He leaves Cleveland next Friday and is coming this way. Dawn's daughter graduates that weekend and is attending the ceremony for some reason so I'm guessing family will be down. Hard to say but no reason he can't at least stop by.
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bearlee said:
are u talking about u? It sounds so strange..........
Weenieschnitzel
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bearlee said:
I am not so sure
bearlee
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ran57gr said:Stop by
Well I gave him my cell number in a PM which I think I got to him before he left for Ohio but it wouldn't be until this weekend so we'll see.
Big news around here and in Rome. I saw on the news today and deranged German try to attack the pope and is in custody and I haven't seen weenie around-go figure.
Locally:
Neighborhood Watch Warning
A local man was found dead in his home this weekend.
Detectives at the scene, found the man face down in his bath tub.
The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes and the
deceased had a banana protruding from his rear end.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
Detectives at the scene, found the man face down in his bath tub.
The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes and the
deceased had a banana protruding from his rear end.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
