Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[bearlee]

have always enjoyed this thread, what the heck is it doing back on page 8????

It's like a dead letter office-I didn't even know they had a page 8, which makes me wonder where the other two threads are by now

 

[bearlee]

No! I never mentioned horse................ YOU did!


I was talking about wild, uninhibited sex with her in a field of wildflowers!


Congrats on your win. Nice to see you still have some of your touch left after being away so long!

I WROTE A LONG TIME AGO WHILE I STILL HAD SOME TOUCH

I don't know-Ran said something about shooting her and you mentioned something about being put out to pasture and I remember the movie They Shoot Horses Don't They and so I just put it all together that you were calling DiJiT names-which is okay by the way

 

[bearlee]

Congratulations, Lee!!!








Rats, now I gotta go and read it...

so at least I'll know what the hell it is...

I'm congratulating him for!

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.[/QUOThanks for the support Ran. It was part of a thre part series with this one being for Syb(who by the way in addition to George Copper read it). The thrid part has never been done yet but was going to feature you as an asexual hermaphrodite tranny-could be a winner for next year

Paris Hilton is going to jail at my place

 

[bearlee]

Really-try this and feel better little fella(I missed one for some reason):

Test for Dementia

B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)



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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?










He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

Look on the bright side, at least your not in front of the TV becoming
TOTALLY brain dead!!!!



Well-if it was the was then it wouldn't be the way is and never how it would be-I need to write that down somewhere



I don't know-I just checked and I think they have to tally the votes although they look like they're somewhat tallied. Last year we got a $50 gift certificate to Amazon for each category and got $200-this year it looks like fifty. No big deal because we haven't used up the money from last year yet

I need to get this to the next page because what I said to Lewis was pretty damn deep

 

[george55]

Thanks for reading it in time to vote

Did you notice George made a rather sexist comment

It was really about Rania, she's been on a shoe kick lately....being time for new slip ons(all I saw were tennis shoes).......Cooper just got in the way.............

 

[Galene]

No! I never mentioned horse................ YOU did!


I was talking about wild, uninhibited sex with her in a field of wildflowers!


Congrats on your win. Nice to see you still have some of your touch left after being away so long!

You talking about wild, uninhibited sex reminds Lee of horses??
What HAS he been up to, I wonder....

 

[Galene]

It was really about Rania, she's been on a shoe kick lately....being time for new slip ons(all I saw were tennis shoes).......Cooper just got in the way.............

Liar!

I was wearing my black mary janes at the Half Note and my Bruno Magli's at the Athens Atrium

 

[george55]

Liar!

I was wearing my black mary janes at the Half Note and my Bruno Magli's at the Athens Atrium

that's right, and the last night at the Bistro too...uh lala...........the times without a camera......

 

[MaverickMan]

You talking about wild, uninhibited sex reminds Lee of horses??
What HAS he been up to, I wonder....

I think he has been stalking the squirrels a bit too much lately. Maybe that is why Dawn isn't around, literally!

 

[Galene]

that's right, and the last night at the Bistro too...uh lala...........the times without a camera......

I would have let you borrow my cell, had you asked
But what was it about that attire that you liked? Generally I feel more comfortable in pants, I also think I look better in pants

 

[george55]

I would have let you borrow my cell, had you asked
But what was it about that attire that you liked? Generally I feel more comfortable in pants, I also think I look better in pants

Ok folks, she looks good in kalki's.......but also in evening attire.......fetching

 

[Galene]

Ok folks, she looks good in kalki's.......but also in evening attire.......fetching

silly man!....

 

[george55]

silly man!....

and what else are friends to be................

 

[Galene]

and what else are friends to be................

sweet, at least that's what you are

nap time, I'm nodding off

 

[george55]

sweet, at least that's what you are

nap time, I'm nodding off

a pillow?

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

it seems that I missed the storyline recently.

 

[DiJiT]

DiJiTaLiS-just for oldtime's sake let me give you a hearty FUCK YOU
QUOTE]
Ahh Just like old times

Its good to be home

 

[LewisK]

Hey Lee if you are in a race and pass the last person that makes you a lap up on everyone lol

 

[bearlee]

I think he has been stalking the squirrels a bit too much lately. Maybe that is why Dawn isn't around, literally!

Hey, got my 8th one of the new year this morning-pesky little critters. The young ones are really hard to get moving around and all real fast. They don't seem to be able to outrun the shotgun though.

Hey-here's one for you from Flashmor:

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You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on..

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this:

*COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT*

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".

COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on "START".......

 

[bearlee]

it seems that I missed the storyline recently.

What story

 

[bearlee]

DiJiTaLiS-just for oldtime's sake let me give you a hearty FUCK YOU
QUOTE]
Ahh Just like old times

Its good to be home

Where's that

 

[bearlee]

Hey Lee if you are in a race and pass the last person that makes you a lap up on everyone lol

That actually happened to me in a phys ed class(jogging) at Ohio State my first year. In the the three mile run for a grade one guy ahead of me finished a lap early and I'm convinced I could have taken him. I finished last but passed but several people actually lapped me. After that I went to a protest of the ROTC grads and the police broke out the riot gear and attacked. I got to run again but for no credit.

 

[LewisK]

That actually happened to me in a phys ed class(jogging) at Ohio State my first year. In the the three mile run for a grade one guy ahead of me finished a lap early and I'm convinced I could have taken him. I finished last but passed but several people actually lapped me. After that I went to a protest of the ROTC grads and the police broke out the riot gear and attacked. I got to run again but for no credit.

That had to suck on so many levels it isn't to funny.

 

[TennesseeMe]

Dropped in to say hello and found the end was near< Bear are you showing it off again?

 

[Many Feathers]

Hey Lee...

Congrats on YOUR win BTW...

And I also have a new "How to" Contest story thats up. So if ya'll get a chance, I'd appreciate the votes.

See link in sig line below for the essay "How to" LOL