Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[Many Feathers]

Yeah...

Hi there you two, you are missed you know

Been FOREVER since I've even spoken to Dawn....

 

[bodthemod]

Just poking my head round the door to say hi to one and all

s for Dawn and Ran

 

[bearlee]

Quick hello to everyone! Kind of in my office-well it's where I'm at right but there's still stuff to finish up today and tomorrow. Dawn is doing fine and should be back here soon.

It took me until now to understand the page thing-saw the other day and actually went back to page 8 of the thread to see what was there.

Time for a quick cup of coffee and then back to work. Did get this in email today and really liked. If you're an older fuck like me-enjoy!

CLICK HERE

 

[LewisK]

Quick hello to everyone! Kind of in my office-well it's where I'm at right but there's still stuff to finish up today and tomorrow. Dawn is doing fine and should be back here soon.

It took me until now to understand the page thing-saw the other day and actually went back to page 8 of the thread to see what was there.

Time for a quick cup of coffee and then back to work. Did get this in email today and really liked. If you're an older fuck like me-enjoy!

CLICK HERE

Hey Lee sorry to say even me at 38 remembers alot of that stuff. To bad it never stays the way it use to be.

 

[Galene]

Quick hello to everyone! Kind of in my office-well it's where I'm at right but there's still stuff to finish up today and tomorrow. Dawn is doing fine and should be back here soon.

It took me until now to understand the page thing-saw the other day and actually went back to page 8 of the thread to see what was there.

Time for a quick cup of coffee and then back to work. Did get this in email today and really liked. If you're an older fuck like me-enjoy!

CLICK HERE

Ok, so I'm an old fuck, so shoot me

 

[Many Feathers]

I'd rather...

Ok, so I'm an old fuck, so shoot me

Fuck you...then shoot in you...or on you.

Morning honey...

 

[DiJiT]

Hey Lee sorry to say even me at 38 remembers alot of that stuff. To bad it never stays the way it use to be.

Shoot Lewis that isn't bad. I'll be 26 very soon and even I remember some of that stuff.......btw the '55 Chevy is STILL my dream car....their just harder to find now.

 

[Galene]

Fuck you...then shoot in you...or on you.

Morning honey...

Good evening, MF

Not 'on', 'in' please, I hate it when good stuff goes to waste

 

[MaverickMan]

Ok, so I'm an old fuck, so shoot me

Seems a bit drastic! Maybe put you out to pasture so we can get each other sweaty in some wild hot sex in the wildflowers.


Happy Anniversary, to you and NG!

 

[DiJiT]

Ok, so I'm an old fuck, so shoot me

Now why would we shoot such a fine specimen?!

I believe in the "Catch and Release" method myself.

Fisrt I catch you then I release

and you are NOT old

 

[Galene]

Ok, I'm not old. Just doublt your age more or less, DiJ

Mav, thank you, sweetie

 

[Many Feathers]

lol...

Good evening, MF

Not 'on', 'in' please, I hate it when good stuff goes to waste

Anytime sweet lips...BTW, will PM you a bit later about another engagement.

 

[DiJiT]

Ok, I'm not old. Just doublt your age more or less, DiJ

Mav, thank you, sweetie

Well since I remember someone calling me the "Whippersnapper" and "The Little Kid Around Here" I wouldn't doubt that there are alot of people twice my age, but that still doesn't mean you're OLD. To be old you have to be a bitter, cranky, crotchety fart.......like Lee

 

[george55]

Congratulations On Your Win


Best Illustrated Story of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=252377







yes I read

 

[copperbutterfly]

Quick hello to everyone! Kind of in my office-well it's where I'm at right but there's still stuff to finish up today and tomorrow. Dawn is doing fine and should be back here soon.

It took me until now to understand the page thing-saw the other day and actually went back to page 8 of the thread to see what was there.

Time for a quick cup of coffee and then back to work. Did get this in email today and really liked. If you're an older fuck like me-enjoy!

CLICK HERE

Oh good grief!!! NOW I'M OLD???? Thanks for sharing Lee!

 

[DiJiT]

Oh good grief!!! NOW I'M OLD???? Thanks for sharing Lee!

LOL Don't worry too much kiddo

I'll be 26 in a few days and even I remember a few of those things.

 

[copperbutterfly]

LOL Don't worry too much kiddo

I'll be 26 in a few days and even I remember a few of those things.

In case I miss it....Happy Birthday my friend!!

Hey Lee, I just read the story!! NICE!!! Very nice! Makes me want to go out and buy shoes....

 

[george55]

In case I miss it....Happy Birthday my friend!!

Hey Lee, I just read the story!! NICE!!! Very nice! Makes me want to go out and buy shoes....

What doesn't make a woman want to go out and buy some shoes?????????????/

 

[DiJiT]

In case I miss it....Happy Birthday my friend!!

Hey Lee, I just read the story!! NICE!!! Very nice! Makes me want to go out and buy shoes....

Thanks Love

Well its Friday so you haven't missed it.

MY friend came to class today and had made a cake for me. She always does sweet things for us.

 

[Galene]

Congratulations, Lee!!!








Rats, now I gotta go and read it...

so at least I'll know what the hell it is...

I'm congratulating him for!

​

.

 

[bearlee]

LOL Don't worry too much kiddo

I'll be 26 in a few days and even I remember a few of those things.

Really-try this and feel better little fella(I missed one for some reason):

Test for Dementia

B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)












First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?





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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)



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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?






Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....









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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!



Okay, now the bonus round:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?










He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.

Look on the bright side, at least your not in front of the TV becoming
TOTALLY brain dead!!!!

Hey Lee sorry to say even me at 38 remembers alot of that stuff. To bad it never stays the way it use to be.

Well-if it was the was then it wouldn't be the way is and never how it would be-I need to write that down somewhere

Congratulations On Your Win


Best Illustrated Story of the Year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=252377







yes I read

I don't know-I just checked and I think they have to tally the votes although they look like they're somewhat tallied. Last year we got a $50 gift certificate to Amazon for each category and got $200-this year it looks like fifty. No big deal because we haven't used up the money from last year yet

Oh good grief!!! NOW I'M OLD???? Thanks for sharing Lee!

 

[bearlee]

Looking at these pics made listening to the story ever so much more enjoyable...

Glad you're enjoying and welcome to Dawn's place-she ain't home right now-literally

Been FOREVER since I've even spoken to Dawn....

Did she do the phone sex thing with you like she with the missing Flashmor

Or did she say:

Bemmanai bo’ai noosai’ bemmanai pessi , IdeN dedapai’ dei duqumbaa’nna pessi
-bai ikaN neewean ,suaN –baidu bui- ,-qu e suaN ,bu’nni bemmanai nahii’
kaisgaihaiwanaakwa .gaihaiwanaakwa qupa
bemmanai aibehi .u bi- dosa- , nawasoaH qupa dabai’yi
deaseN pampoaH mi’a- bemmanai duqumbaa’nna
-baidu bemmanai mukua doo’ya wenanaqwa
e na’qweetu de kiai , appe mukua nee yahnai

 

[bearlee]

Well since I remember someone calling me the "Whippersnapper" and "The Little Kid Around Here" I wouldn't doubt that there are alot of people twice my age, but that still doesn't mean you're OLD. To be old you have to be a bitter, cranky, crotchety fart.......like Lee

DiJiTaLiS-just for oldtime's sake let me give you a hearty FUCK YOU

Seems a bit drastic! Maybe put you out to pasture so we can get each other sweaty in some wild hot sex in the wildflowers.


Happy Anniversary, to you and NG!

You calling her a horse

 

[bearlee]

In case I miss it....Happy Birthday my friend!!

Hey Lee, I just read the story!! NICE!!! Very nice! Makes me want to go out and buy shoes....

Thanks for reading it in time to vote

Did you notice George made a rather sexist comment

 

[MaverickMan]

DiJiTaLiS-just for oldtime's sake let me give you a hearty FUCK YOU




You calling her a horse

No! I never mentioned horse................ YOU did!


I was talking about wild, uninhibited sex with her in a field of wildflowers!


Congrats on your win. Nice to see you still have some of your touch left after being away so long!