Dawn: Voice of bearlee
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Lust2Learn
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When can we see her gracing these posts again. Many of us are in severe withdrawl. What have you done with her?
Need a fix real soon.
L2L
Yes Lee Inquiring minds want to know?ran57gr said:So when is Dawn coming back?
When can we see her gracing these posts again. Many of us are in severe withdrawl. What have you done with her?
Need a fix real soon.
L2L
Many Feathers
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Hey Lee...
Whats with the headstone thingy anyway. You planning on going someplace before I do?
Whats with the headstone thingy anyway. You planning on going someplace before I do?
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Well, the meaning of life shouldn't surprise you either then
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of
Your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
Give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
And I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do
Tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
Span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time
To perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God
Agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field
With the farmer all day long and suffer unde r the sun, have calves, and give
Milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span
Of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
Years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed
Again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry, and
Enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the
Forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog
Gave back? That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
Ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our
Family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
Grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch an d
Bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
TomOne said:
Only someone from Florida would think of that-okay-I'll do it!
Many Feathers said:
Yeah but you'll probably get there first anyway. All it means is I've got a bunch of stories in draft that needed edited and a couple audios by Dawn that need to be reformatted and then this year I retire from the porn writing business or at least take a long time off. Just don't have the time running a brothel and all.
Ran and Lust
Here's the deal on Dawn. We got the DSL and it won't hook up. I'm still working on it and probably tomorrow night I'll call tech support. I think I know what the problem is but it still ain't working.
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Yeah ... screw all this barking and DSL shit!!! Enuf is enuf already!
Or at least get your ugly old bear ass back here and take your teasing like a friggin' man, you chicken shit squirrel hater!
WE WANT DAWN FOR VALENTINES DAY!!!
Or at least get your ugly old bear ass back here and take your teasing like a friggin' man, you chicken shit squirrel hater!
I want you to know that ran made me do this photograph! She's a mean one, that's for sure.
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TomOne said:I want you to know that ran made me do this photograph! She's a mean one, that's for sure.
Not true!!!
It was all Blooze's idea, he wanted to have a good look at your big manly tool... I guess poor Tom misunderstood
great photo though...
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ran57gr said:Not true!!!
It was all Blooze's idea, he wanted to have a good look at your big manly tool... I guess poor Tom misunderstood
great photo though...
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I thought big red WAS bears big manly tool!
The other one really can't be classified as big ...
... nor particularly manly, I don't think.
Last I knew, dawn referred to his weiner as her lil' cute boy toy nub!
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Yeah Lee give us a Valentine.
TomOne said:Yeah ... screw all this barking and DSL shit!!! Enuf is enuf already!
Since my Valentine Dream (and every night's dream for that matter) is to view and react to lovely pictures of Dawn and Ran enjoying each other fully and showing us what "Double your pleasure" really means.
So Lee it seems to me, even though you missed Valentine's Day, that you can do one of three things.
One: buy an airline ticket for Dawn to go visit Ran and have her excellent photographer record the explosion of sensuality that they would create together so that we all may enjoy it ....or
Two: take the cheaper option of using your photoshop skills to put these two sex goddesses together from the photos already posted .... or
Three: do nothing and incur the wrath of thousands.
No matter what you do HAPPY VALENTINES's DAY to you and Dawn.
L2L
It appears bears too busy pleasuring himself with big red these days ... so I'll try to fill in on number 2 for him!Lust2Learn said:
ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DELETED THAT PIC. I'M PUTTIN' IT BACK SO SOMEBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!
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TomOne said:It appears bears too busy pleasuring himself with big red these days ... so I'll try to fill in on number 2 for him!
ARE YOU FRIGGIN' KIDDING ME!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DELETED THAT PIC. I'M PUTTIN' IT BACK SO SOMEBODY CAN EXPLAIN IT TO ME!!!
Maybe because it wasn't that good
You know-here's the deal. The DSL isn't working not because I don't know how to install it but because the signal isn't coming in the house. AT&T has been out everyday even in this cold weather and this morning the signal finally made it to the modem but for some reason when I tried to complete the installation it didn't work. Another call to tech support probably tonight.
Now on a piece of good news for Dawn-her daughter got accepted to law school yesterday and got a full ride on an academic scholarship, which I attribute to her being able to hang around me more since August 2005
Of course it comes with asshole rules that she has to maintain a certain GPA or it's gone forever Two men are at opposite ends of the Earth.
One is on a tightrope 90 feet in the air.
The other is getting oral sex from a 90-year-old woman.
But they both have the same thought at the same moment.
What are they both thinking???
Scroll down
"Don't look down!"
bearlee said:Maybe because it wasn't that good
You know-here's the deal. The DSL isn't working not because I don't know how to install it but because the signal isn't coming in the house. AT&T has been out everyday even in this cold weather and this morning the signal finally made it to the modem but for some reason when I tried to complete the installation it didn't work. Another call to tech support probably tonight.
Now on a piece of good news for Dawn-her daughter got accepted to law school yesterday and got a full ride on an academic scholarship, which I attribute to her being able to hang around me more since August 2005
Two men are at opposite ends of the Earth.
One is on a tightrope 90 feet in the air.
The other is getting oral sex from a 90-year-old woman.
But they both have the same thought at the same moment.
What are they both thinking???
Scroll down
"Don't look down!"
Now ... given that I've been hangin' around with you for the last few years, can I get a friggin' full ride?
And noooooo ... I'm not talkin' about riding that lil' cute boy toy nub of yours.
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Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandment s became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
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This is Great Bear! Good job!bearlee said:
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Well Lee and Dawn I would say that is good news for Dawn's Daughter.I hope the two of you have been doing well.bearlee said:Maybe because it wasn't that good
You know-here's the deal. The DSL isn't working not because I don't know how to install it but because the signal isn't coming in the house. AT&T has been out everyday even in this cold weather and this morning the signal finally made it to the modem but for some reason when I tried to complete the installation it didn't work. Another call to tech support probably tonight.
Now on a piece of good news for Dawn-her daughter got accepted to law school yesterday and got a full ride on an academic scholarship, which I attribute to her being able to hang around me more since August 2005
Two men are at opposite ends of the Earth.
One is on a tightrope 90 feet in the air.
The other is getting oral sex from a 90-year-old woman.
But they both have the same thought at the same moment.
What are they both thinking???
Scroll down
Don't look down!"
