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bearlee said:
Okay what?

Weenie Test:​

Three third graders from Tennessee (an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Redneck kid) are on the play ground at recess.

....

Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one!!
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Glad I stumbled back over here to find this bear. Not too bad for a redneck joke! ;)

Although since ran understood it, tends to mean it's kinda juvenile .... but amusing nonetheless! :D
 
TomOne said:
Glad I stumbled back over here to find this bear. Not too bad for a redneck joke! ;)

Although since ran understood it, tends to mean it's kinda juvenile .... but amusing nonetheless! :D
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Actually I didn't but my good manners dictated that I show appreciation :cool:
 
ran57gr said:
Actually I didn't but my good manners dictated that I show appreciation :cool:
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Good manners?!? :confused:

Has bear been giving you lessons?!? :p
 
ran57gr said:
What in the ( ) made ( ) say that? :cool:
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I dare say it's working. In no time, you'll probably have that midwest drawl down and you'll be fucking like squirrels.

;)

That's what they do up there in Ohio, ya know. They watch the squirrels so that can try to fuck just like them.

:D

Except bears too embarrassed to admit he fucks like a squirrel, so he pretends to hate the little cuties!

:)
 
TomOne said:
I dare say it's working. In no time, you'll probably have that midwest drawl down and you'll be fucking like squirrels.

;)

That's what they do up there in Ohio, ya know. They watch the squirrels so that can try to fuck just like them.

:D

Except bears too embarrassed to admit he fucks like a squirrel, so he pretends to hate the little cuties!

:)
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Yeah-the one I popped a few days ago thought it was a pretend shotgun too :rolleyes: Midwest drawl :confused: You know, I sent Ran a sound file of me yesterday in email and my voice is soothing and comforting-not that she could have heard it since I sent a .dss file and forgot to convert it to a wav. Maybe later :D
 
bearlee said:
Yeah-the one I popped a few days ago thought it was a pretend shotgun too :rolleyes: Midwest drawl :confused: You know, I sent Ran a sound file of me yesterday in email and my voice is soothing and comforting-not that she could have heard it since I sent a .dss file and forgot to convert it to a wav. Maybe later :D
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I still got an old cassette player, try recording your voice and put it in the mail?
Might be faster :rolleyes:
 
ran57gr said:
I still got an old cassette player, try recording your voice and put it in the mail?
Might be faster :rolleyes:
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Well I was going to do another one and convert it but if that's your attitude forget it :rolleyes: Okay-gotta go counter a counter on a new building :cathappy: They say it has mold but I'm thinking because of a very important medication that comes from mold that would make the building healthy :cool:
 
bearlee said:
Well I was going to do another one and convert it but if that's your attitude forget it :rolleyes: Okay-gotta go counter a counter on a new building :cathappy: They say it has mold but I'm thinking because of a very important medication that comes from mold that would make the building healthy :cool:
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Damn ... there are truly times I envy the way a lawyer thinks! :rolleyes:

No wonder you guys make a lot of money practicin' that shit! :D
 
bearlee said:
Well I was going to do another one and convert it but if that's your attitude forget it :rolleyes: Okay-gotta go counter a counter on a new building :cathappy: They say it has mold but I'm thinking because of a very important medication that comes from mold that would make the building healthy :cool:
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I was only trying to be helpful and accomodating :mad:

:rolleyes:
 
TomOne said:
Damn ... there are truly times I envy the way a lawyer thinks! :rolleyes:

No wonder you guys make a lot of money practicin' that shit! :D
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What-never heard of penicillin-my great uncle discovered it in his fridge and made a fortune :eek:


I don't like to get political but:

Q1.
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the
response for this one.




Q2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates. Who would you vote for?




Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office tw ice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.



Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first.. no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed
Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
reading..





Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic



And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are curren tly defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
 
ran57gr said:
I was only trying to be helpful and accomodating :mad:

:rolleyes:
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Accomodate me this way-it's kinda ordered you know well except the husband part but play along :cool:
 
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bearlee said:
What-never heard of penicillin-my great uncle discovered it in his fridge and made a fortune :eek:


I don't like to get political but:

Q1.
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?


Read the next question before looking at the
response for this one.




Q2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three
candidates. Who would you vote for?




Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.



Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office tw ice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.



Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first.. no peeking, then scroll down for the
response.
-----------------------------------------------------------


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.


And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion
question: If you said YES, you just killed
Beethoven.





Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep
reading..





Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic



And Finally, can you imagine working for a company
that has a little more than 500 employees and has
the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are curren tly defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year...


Can you guess which organization this is?


Give up yet?





It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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It does not surprise me.
 
Jeezzz christy dude! I was honestly going for the opium whiskey drinker ... but then kept teetering back to the mistress fucking chain smoker. :eek:

But then I ended up voting for damned hitler cuz of the vegetarian shit. I figured it'd save a lot on state dinners if we didn't hafta pay for all that meat, ya know. Now ya got all the lit jews pissed at me, ya goof ball! :rolleyes:

But I still woulda aborted Beethoven. I mean, we need to discourage this syphilis bullshit, ya know?!? Those of us who enjoy fucking take that shit serious, my friend! :D
 
bearlee said:
Accomodate me this way-it's kinda ordered you know well except the husband part but play along :cool:
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Sorry, can't do that, I'm not a doctor.
Why don't you discuss the issue with your husband?

:cool:
 
TomOne said:
Jeezzz christy dude! I was honestly going for the opium whiskey drinker ... but then kept teetering back to the mistress fucking chain smoker. :eek:

But then I ended up voting for damned hitler cuz of the vegetarian shit. I figured it'd save a lot on state dinners if we didn't hafta pay for all that meat, ya know. Now ya got all the lit jews pissed at me, ya goof ball! :rolleyes:

But I still woulda aborted Beethoven. I mean, we need to discourage this syphilis bullshit, ya know?!? Those of us who enjoy fucking take that shit serious, my friend! :D
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If you're talking about that long thing-I didn't read so I have no idea what you're talking about :eek:

So I guess I bought a moldy building which is okay-I'll do the law thing in part of it and open a medical clinic in the other part for people that to inhale penicillin fumes :cool:
 
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