Dawn: Voice of bearlee

bearlee said:
An old Greek couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise.

Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still. Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?"

"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"

;)


Moral of the story... never agree to give a blowjob to an old Greek male while wearing a ski mask, unless you are prepared for silly questions about your nose in the shower later :rolleyes:
 
ran57gr said:
Moral of the story... never agree to give a blowjob to an old Greek male while wearing a ski mask, unless you are prepared for silly questions about your nose in the shower later :rolleyes:

:confused:
 
LAST STORY FOR 2006

Before the Dawn just came out. It was rejected the first time for 2257 stuff but finally made it on. Enjoy! Oh yeah, for old times sake-give it a 5! :D



BEFORE THE DAWN
 
bearlee said:
LAST STORY FOR 2006

Before the Dawn just came out. It was rejected the first time for 2257 stuff but finally made it on. Enjoy! Oh yeah, for old times sake-give it a 5! :D



BEFORE THE DAWN


And if I don't get back before next week-


HAPPY 2007 EVERYONE!!!
 
bearlee said:
And if I don't get back before next week-


HAPPY 2007 EVERYONE!!!

Happy New Year! Lee. :D

I hope it is an excellent year, in all respects, for you and Dawn. :cool:
 
R/L has really been taking all my time, but MrsJ and I just wanted to wish you and Dawn a belated Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. :heart:
 
bearlee said:
And if I don't get back before next week-


HAPPY 2007 EVERYONE!!!


You said you weren't coming back next year :confused:

so like a primadonna... :rolleyes:
 
ran57gr said:
You said you weren't coming back next year :confused:

so like a primadonna... :rolleyes:
You'll have to forgive him.

His WELL advanced age has him a bit confused at times.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!
 
ran57gr said:
You said you weren't coming back next year :confused:

so like a primadonna... :rolleyes:

I can only respond to one post and I'll pick this one since Ran is trying to get rid of us. I said I wanted to get 200 submissions and then I was done and wouldn't be back. I couldn't get Dawn's two audios on, they rejected two of my haikus for some stupid reason and so I ended up at 191 although it doesn't sound like I would have made it anyway. So, you're stuck for a short period of time here Ran but Happy New Year to you anyway :rolleyes:

And I am not a female opera dancer or whatever that word means :mad:


:D
 
bearlee said:
I can only respond to one post and I'll pick this one since Ran is trying to get rid of us. I said I wanted to get 200 submissions and then I was done and wouldn't be back. I couldn't get Dawn's two audios on, they rejected two of my haikus for some stupid reason and so I ended up at 191 although it doesn't sound like I would have made it anyway. So, you're stuck for a short period of time here Ran but Happy New Year to you anyway :rolleyes:

And I am not a female opera dancer or whatever that word means :mad:


:D


does some fast arithmetic...

191+2+2=197 ... you would still be 3 inches short... oops, I meant 3 submissions short of your goal :cool:
 
ran57gr said:
does some fast arithmetic...

191+2+2=197 ... you would still be 3 inches short... oops, I meant 3 submissions short of your goal :cool:

No 191-the audios haven't been submitted yet because I can't format 'em yet and the two other ones were rejected so they never made it on-stop trying to get rid of me fast or I'll add 9 haikus that will work :rolleyes:

ran57gr said:

That was yesterday for you I think :confused:
 
bearlee said:
No 191-the audios haven't been submitted yet because I can't format 'em yet and the two other ones were rejected so they never made it on-stop trying to get rid of me fast or I'll add 9 haikus that will work :rolleyes:



That was yesterday for you I think :confused:


Why don't you buy yourself a wristwatch? :rolleyes:
Silly me, you can't because you are saving to buy a DSL for Dawn :cool:
 
bearlee said:
TEST


Well, I got 9 out of 11 right because I suffer brain freeze every now and then :eek:


I stopped by to wish you and Dawn a Happy New Year found this test and took it and decided I need to go back to bed.....anyways, Happy New Year my friends..... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
ran57gr said:
Why don't you buy yourself a wristwatch? :rolleyes:
Silly me, you can't because you are saving to buy a DSL for Dawn :cool:

We can't get DSL where we live and our computer has all kinds of virus problems-probably from her daugher. :rolleyes:

catsr2wild said:
I stopped by to wish you and Dawn a Happy New Year found this test and took it and decided I need to go back to bed.....anyways, Happy New Year my friends..... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Well Cats, thanks for stopping by before Ran runs me off Lit altogether-kind of a cool test. Hope you and your husband had a great New Year's, which you must have if you had to get back to bed :cool:
 
bearlee said:
We can't get DSL where we live and our computer has all kinds of virus problems-probably from her daugher. :rolleyes:



Well Cats, thanks for stopping by before Ran runs me off Lit altogether-kind of a cool test. Hope you and your husband had a great New Year's, which you must have if you had to get back to bed :cool:


You keep coming up with all sorts of lame excuses :rolleyes:

Give the sick computer to daughter.
Buy a new one for Dawn.
Sell your house.
Buy a new house, closer to civilization.

Simple :)
 
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