LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

Dawn: Voice of bearlee

TomOne said:
Not me dude! I'm not chucklin' at all! I have the deepest respect and admiration for your dibilitated existance! :cool:

Ran's the one who wants you to tuck me ... not me! :eek She can be a mean ol' nasty bitch sometimes, ya know?!?

:D
Click to expand...

Oh, there you are-back from a hot time with Spaziola :cool:
 
bearlee said:
Well, I tried to open your little thingy but it's all fucked up-I didn't just infect my computer did I :confused:
Click to expand...


Generally I stay away from little thingies in Sig lines, where there's no way to see the http fully displayed :cool:
 
ran57gr said:
Generally I stay away from little thingies in Sig lines, where there's no way to see the http fully displayed :cool:
Click to expand...

I know what you mean-you have all kinds of little thingies in your Sig line and I always stay away because the http is not fully displayed :cool:
 
bearlee said:
I know what you mean-you have all kinds of little thingies in your Sig line and I always stay away because the http is not fully displayed :cool:
Click to expand...

I think if she displayed all her htmls in her sig line she might get some kind of reputation. :rolleyes:













Kinda like yours!:eek:
It's bad enough that you two show your thingies in your sig lines. :rolleyes:


:D

Morning, Lee! :cool:
 
bearlee said:
I know what you mean-you have all kinds of little thingies in your Sig line and I always stay away because the http is not fully displayed :cool:
Click to expand...


Very wise approach on your part. After all you've only known me for a measly five years, while the guy has been here a whole 24 hours :cool:
 
MaverickMan said:
I think if she displayed all her htmls in her sig line she might get some kind of reputation. :rolleyes:













Kinda like yours!:eek:
It's bad enough that you two show your thingies in your sig lines. :rolleyes:


:D

Morning, Lee! :cool:
Click to expand...




psst Mav... I thought I ought to tell you... there are thingies showing in your Sig line :eek:


.
 
ran57gr said:
psst Mav... I thought I ought to tell you... there are thingies showing in your Sig line :eek:
Click to expand...


sorry to butt in ran ... cuz I know you were whispering ... what with being embarrassed to be caught talking to mav and all ... but anyway, mav thingies ain't nuttin' to write home about ... unless it's just for a good chuckle or something like that!

;)

Do you snoop around in everybodies profile?!?
 
ran57gr said:
psst Mav... I thought I ought to tell you... there are thingies showing in your Sig line :eek:


.
Click to expand...


Maybe I better tuck them in. ;)

Or get a longer sig to cover them up. :cool:


:devil: :nana:


:heart:
 
MaverickMan said:
Maybe I better tuck them in. ;)

Or get a longer sig to cover them up. :cool:


:devil: :nana:


:heart:
Click to expand...
Ya know what?!? This page started out with such promise and potential. An honest and heartfelt discussion about disabilities and how they've led bear to pretty much just posting jibberish and bullshit all the time here.

And now we've ben reduced to chatting about Mavvy boy tucking his thingies in his sig line! :eek:

This is just totally disgusting, I tell ya! :rolleyes:

:D
 
TomOne said:


sorry to butt in ran ... cuz I know you were whispering ... what with being embarrassed to be caught talking to mav and all ... but anyway, mav thingies ain't nuttin' to write home about ... unless it's just for a good chuckle or something like that!

;)

Do you snoop around in everybodies profile?!?
Click to expand...


yes... and your thingies are showing too :eek:


.
 
MaverickMan said:
Maybe I better tuck them in. ;)

Or get a longer sig to cover them up. :cool:


:devil: :nana:


:heart:
Click to expand...


I could be of some help there, either letting down your Sig's hem or tucking you in.

Your choice :D :devil:
 
Wow-no one's been here for awhile

Ladies, what kind of dick are you getting?

MISERABLE DICK - When the guy is extremely handsome.
He says the right things and does the right things.
When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department.
He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long,
stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor,
licks your pussy like he's in a track meet and has a very
Small dick. You try to give him some head, only to find that
you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable.
You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite be so weak"
To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your
mind you're going to try to get the best out of this, even
If you have to make yourself cum, and he beats you to the punch.


DAMN TOLERABLE DICK - This is funny dick. He eats major pussy.
He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good
enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, just
for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke
is UN-timely and non-rhythmic. You work with it by riding on it
as if you were in a Wild Wild West Movie. You hold your pelvis
real tight and try to visualize the last big dick you had to
get your mind off this less filling dick. It's funny because
in the man's mind he'll say, that we just have big pussies from
having too much sex and that is why we cannot feel him. Only for them
to forget that the pussy is a muscle that accommodates
the size of the penis.

INTERNET DICK - Well, how would we define this type of dick? You see,
online they talk a damn good game, but you never know what to expect in
Person. Then you meet and you fuck and the dick is trash. They talk the
Bottom out of it, but HE COULD NOT MAKE YOU CUM!!!

OVERWHELMED DICK - I believe this dick ladies we all can testify to.
Whoa! This is the type of dick you misjudged. You saw some signs of
weakness in this man. He always caters to you and really does not
discuss what he can do in bed with you. When kissing him, you notice
you make his knees weak. You hold out on giving him some and tease him. You
know what size dick he has because you have either: (a) Already gave
him some mean ass head, or (b) Stroked it while he was wearing pants or
boxers. So, you thought in your mind, "I am going to whip him." Only to
find he laid the "SMACK DOWN" on your pussy. He had you in a figure
eight. You were so overwhelmed that you could not even speak. Your
whole pre-calculated fuck was down the drain. He had more game than you.
He was like an energizer bunny that keep going and going and you kept
cumming and cumming. Now you look at him in a different light.

PUNISHABLE DICK - You see, the guy you're sleeping with punishes your
pussy. If he has a bad day at work he "punishes your pussy". If he has
a bad meal, "he punishes your pussy". If he is pissed off at you, he
punishes your pussy." No matter what, he "punishes your pussy".
It is easy to tell if the guy you're with falls into this category.
He always uses phrases like these when he is fucking you:
"DON'T RUN FROM THIS DICK", "AIN'T THIS SOME GOOD DICK?"
"TELL ME YOU LIKE THIS DICK", "WHAT'S MY NAME?", "WHO'S PUSSY IS
THIS?","I DON'T HEAR YOU TALKIN' SHIT NOW", "YOU LIKE IT WHEN I GET IN THIS
PUSSY DON'T YA?".

GUILTY DICK - The dick you're getting from someone who is not your man.
Ladies who have cheated on their man temporarily can say, "AMEN" to
this type of dick. Ladies, this is the type of dick that makes you cry and
confess to your man you fucked someone else. The guilty dick made you
want to tell somebody. Guilty dick is in a class of its own. Guilty
dick will make you look and feel different about the dick you got at home.
Guilty dick makes you have multiple orgasms. Makes you cry and you have
no clue to why. This dick is so intense, when it is being administered
it sends you into a trance. He has a slow, long stroke, sweats on you,
asks you if your comfortable about six times, you started at 6PM and it
is now going on 9PM and he is not tired and hasn't cum yet. The lips on
your pussy are so swollen that if you got outta bed they would be
draggin' the ground. It hurt so good. He licks on your pussy as if he
was a baby cat licking warm milk, he savors it like you're the main
course meal. He smells it like fine wine. By now you're in shock and
forget about your man. He has at least two inches more than your man.
When you're back with your man, you're wondering why he can't perform
like guilty dick. You even have the nerve to get mad and then instruct
him to do what guilty dick did to you.

PREPLEASURABLE DICK - This is good, easy dick. Dick you can
call when your body needs a fix. He gives you major head like GUILTY DICK,
and fucks you like GUILTY DICK. Only thing is, you do not have a man so
you're not feeling guilty. Whenever you call, this dick is ready. His
dick craves your pussy. This dick is available in any place at anytime.

GOTDAMN DICK - Ladies, now this is dick that will definitely send you
to hell if you're not married to it. This dick is just like PLEASURABLE
and GUILTY DICK. His dick is anywhere from 9.5 to 11 inches long and has
the circumference of a half dollar. This dick makes you numb, cry and pray
all at the same time. While he is getting it doggy style, you look
towards the heavens and say, "GOTDAMN THIS IS SOME GOOD DICK".

CAP'N DICK - This is the gold mine dick. This dick is the dick that you
commit yourself too. You do not cheat on it and you keep it a well kept
secret. In fact, you constantly crave and feign for it. When you get
this dick, you go through convulsions. This is the dick that makes you
EVERREADY. You call in sick from work for it. This dick is so major it
is OVERWHELMED DICK, PLEASURABLE DICK, GUILTY DICK and GOTDAMN DICK all
in one. This is the dick that you want to put insurance on, just in
case anything should happen to it. This dick makes you stutter while
speaking and has you nervous for no reason. You lay back afterwards
thinking "THIS IS HOMEWRECKIN' , GOTTA TELL MY MAMA, GOTTA TELLS SOMEBODY,
ANYBODY DICK"

Now ladies, which one would/do you have?!!!
​
 
Last edited:
bearlee said:
Ladies, what kind of dick are you getting?


Now ladies, which one would/do you have?!!!
​
Click to expand...

LMAO

Nice to see you around again! :D

Hope things are moving smoothly to the holiday for you and Dawn. :cool:


Merry Christmas.
 
kjtatts said:
Hi there! Just wanted to drop in to wish you Merry Christmas! Have a great one!

:) :kiss: :kiss:
Click to expand...

Hey long time, thanks so much and the same to you! :rose:
 
MaverickMan said:
LMAO

Nice to see you around again! :D

Hope things are moving smoothly to the holiday for you and Dawn. :cool:


Merry Christmas.
Click to expand...

Cap'n Dick here :cool:

I don't know. The cat is in heat and got out. I hate cats and Dawn was supposed to take it to the vet this morning and get it fixed and probably do an abortion or something. Family is coming down and that doesn't thrill me but then I guess there are certain things you have to pretend you like in life-like Christmas I guess. Actually, I like Christmas, it's what it's turned into I don't like. But that's another story. Have to get a guy a divorce from his wife in a nursing home the day after Christmas. It's all a medicaid thing and the guy is old and cries almost everytime he comes. It's complicated stuff and I've been working on the final entry for what seems like hours. There's four attorneys involved one or another and it's not even a contested case. The government sucks, Mav, it really does. I dealt with an asshole attorney today. I'm representing a low paid pastor and they want to say he's underemployed. My only response was to look at the other attorney in court, and say, "He's in the business of saving souls and you can't really put a price on that. But, looking around the world today and in this courtroom, it's clear there's a lot of souls that still need saving. So, you can say he's underemployed if you want-me, I say he's overworked."

So yeah, it's going smoothly :D

Merry Christmas to you!
 
No wonder Bear is so damn terrified of the squirrels in Ohio.:eek:



Here's more proof of the high quality of hunting we have here in OH.

These two guys have bagged what is probably a new world record. It
was taken in Southern OHIO (exact location is being withheld, as there
are apparently a couple more in the area that are possibly larger than
this and local landowners don't want to be swamped by people trying to get hunting access).

Rumor has it, that it was in the vicinity of Columbus, OH. I'm no
Boone & Crockett expert scorer or anything, but I have to believe this
is going to shatter all existing records. If the rumors are true of bigger ones in the area, I think I may have to spend a little of my vacation time hunting southern OH.

At any rate this is a rather magnificient trophy!






:D :D :D
 
Last edited:
Phoenix555 said:
LMAO!!!

Now this is some funny shit! :D
Click to expand...

Hey, thanks for stopping by! You're one of my 416 threads I'm subscribed to and I love the pics :catroar:

Yeah, that thing is kinda cute. I found a site with a bunch of those kinds of things on it. I need to get some more but I can only do it when my secretary is out or gone. She's under the impression I'm working back in my office :D
 
bearlee said:
Hey, thanks for stopping by! You're one of my 416 threads I'm subscribed to and I love the pics :catroar:

Yeah, that thing is kinda cute. I found a site with a bunch of those kinds of things on it. I need to get some more but I can only do it when my secretary is out or gone. She's under the impression I'm working back in my office :D
Click to expand...


Hi and you're wellcome. :) Looks like now I'm subscribed to your thread, too. :nana: :D
Hugs to your pretty lady and you. :kiss:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

Divindisguise
Threadindisguise
2 3 4
Replies
90
Views
5K
Divindisguise
Divindisguise
BigT2195
Welcome to The Pleasure Dome
12 13 14
Replies
336
Views
17K
BigT2195
BigT2195
ThatIrishGirl
Fun in lisbon
Replies
8
Views
1K
Biglibido99
Biglibido99
Neighborhoodmilf95
Your Neighboorhood Milf
4 5 6
Replies
128
Views
36K
StarGazer58
StarGazer58
Katiekins7018
Showing off a bit….
2 3
Replies
53
Views
16K
jonesinforfun82
J
Back
Top