Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[bodthemod]

Its inches you silly goose! I know I am not an engineer but I do know how to measure a dick Geeeee!

I am thinkin if we make dicks invisable the Lit cops will leave them be. Its normally black you know?

This is be nice to the Bear week he has been workin for free down on the Soup line we may have to start passin the collection plate

Think these Lit-Cops are now equiped with special mind scanners that allow them to predict in advance whats gonna be posted... you Yanks are so damned clever

As to Beery... think he needs a little joshing every now and then... it helps to keep his wit gland in working order

 

[bodthemod]

Millimetres, Bod.

Really?! That big?!......I heard it was measured in Microns.

How ya been Cowboy?

Anyone got the micrometer... Mav and DiJ have offered to measure Bears thingy

 

[Mign]

Ok Lee..go check out my thread lol....

 

[bearlee]

Ok Lee..go check out my thread lol....

What-all I saw was Ran bitching about phallic symbols like she's part of the Lit police or something

 

[bearlee]

Think these Lit-Cops are now equiped with special mind scanners that allow them to predict in advance whats gonna be posted... you Yanks are so damned clever

As to Beery... think he needs a little joshing every now and then... it helps to keep his wit gland in working order

Now I'm pissed Not at you, at Lit. Okay, they have rules but do they follow 'em-fuck no!

Lit has it's own photo galleries at http://www.literotica.com/galleries/pic_of_the_day.shtml

Can't wait to see if the Lit Police delete these that I picked up FROM LIT!

Check it out:
http://www.bignaturals.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.cumfiesta.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.captainstabbin.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.mikesapartment.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://pornstarhouse.dailypornogallery.com/?link=fh10213 From Lit
http://realsexworld.dailypornogallery.com/?link=fh10213 From Lit-kinda like this


Go figure-if these links stay up long enough

 

[Mign]

What-all I saw was Ran bitching about phallic symbols like she's part of the Lit police or something

ok well go back now and take a look....

 

[bodthemod]

Now I'm pissed Not at you, at Lit. Okay, they have rules but do they follow 'em-fuck no!

Lit has it's own photo galleries at http://www.literotica.com/galleries/pic_of_the_day.shtml

Can't wait to see if the Lit Police delete these that I picked up FROM LIT!

Check it out:
http://www.bignaturals.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.cumfiesta.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.captainstabbin.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.mikesapartment.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://pornstarhouse.dailypornogallery.com/?link=fh10213 From Lit
http://realsexworld.dailypornogallery.com/?link=fh10213 From Lit-kinda like this


Go figure-if these links stay up long enough

Yea for our lawyer friend !!!

Would be rather ironic if they did delete them

 

[bearlee]

you mean hero has crank in his crack
or crack in his crank?

Do we have any substansheatin evidense?
Must have the DA from down around OneEye's

Maybe a crank in his crack.

Just doesn't sound like Bear,
Now a scheme to slam a bunch of traffic
together at rush hour in the center of Columbus,
could be.........but I really thing he's working on the
$17 loaf of bread at Walmart Program.
Dawn's motivating him
to bigger and better
things​

Hello Mr. Lockley.

I think I know what u mean! No big help for u, but the same problem exists in Germany too.

No, I'm afraid you don't.

Its inches you silly goose! I know I am not an engineer but I do know how to measure a dick Geeeee! ~D ~ means big grin I guess-too many smilies in this post

I am thinkin if we make dicks invisable the Lit cops will leave them be. Its normally black you know?

This is be nice to the Bear week he has been workin for free down on the Soup line we may have to start passin the collection plate and other big grin ~D

Hi Syb-and Ran too! Okay, I have to back to work. Did I see MoJo on here earlier?

I am afraid you will have to remove that picture, you canot prove those feathers are over the age of consent.

Oh, here he is ~cool~

Can Injuns be slutty? or do they just call us DOI's?

DOI?

Originally Posted by ran57gr
we can always replace dicks with something innocent...


Maybe with a giant cock?????? ~nana:

http://images.birdherder.com/rooster5.jpg

That pic would still be there if you owned this site you know.

Shit ... you guys are down right prudish in your damned interpretations of lit laws. You gonna give 'em something to delete, let's do it up right!

Hey, it's Tom, where's Fran?

Tommy, must I really explain american laws to you?

Now go and read a little bit in the Bible, you live in the USA. `smile~

You know, it would hurt if they read it a little more in Germany.

~ *LMAO!* Bloody good one, Tom! *Piss on* (literally) the ol' Os!

Finally, a lovely voice of reason

~ MAV! *pounce*

I love your AV - it's from your Christmas series. Definitely sexy!! ~catroar:

Never mind ~rolleyes:

Thanks Victoria. It's like one in the Christmas series but it is actually from the oil series.

Hope you are doing well.

~kiss: ~rose:

Ah, the old classic, I'M DREAMING OF AN OILY CHRISTMAS-love that one.

Really?! That big?!......I heard it was measured in Microns.

How ya been Cowboy?

You're from California aren't ya-they're really big into that self-talk out there.

 

[bearlee]

Yea for our lawyer friend !!!

Would be rather ironic if they did delete them

Yeah, but somehow they will from this thread but they won't be gone from the site-they make money off this shit on hits you know.

 

[joej]

Now I'm pissed Not at you, at Lit. Okay, they have rules but do they follow 'em-fuck no!

Lit has it's own photo galleries at http://www.literotica.com/galleries/pic_of_the_day.shtml

Can't wait to see if the Lit Police delete these that I picked up FROM LIT!

Check it out:
http://www.bignaturals.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.cumfiesta.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.captainstabbin.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://www.mikesapartment.com/gallys/?id=sunnyday From Lit
http://pornstarhouse.dailypornogallery.com/?link=fh10213 From Lit
http://realsexworld.dailypornogallery.com/?link=fh10213 From Lit-kinda like this


Go figure-if these links stay up long enough

I was thinking the exact same thing. Been away for a couple of days, love the screen cleaner. Even got Mrs. J playing with it.

 

[bearlee]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Been away for a couple of days, love the screen cleaner. Even got Mrs. J playing with it.

You know, I'm thinking I should get paid for this shit

 

[joej]

You know, I'm thinking I should get paid for this shit

Counting my penny's right now

 

[bearlee]

Counting my penny's right now

I'm more used to dealing with Benny Franklin

 

[joej]

I'm more used to dealing with Benny Franklin

I'm just a poor jewish carpenter. Not really jewish, but the poor biblical reference has to count for something right. Still a poor carpenter. Doesn't it say in the lit. posting rules that illustrations are not the same as photos and are not subject to the same rules?

 

[bearlee]

I'm just a poor jewish carpenter. Not really jewish, but the poor biblical reference has to count for something right. Still a poor carpenter. Doesn't it say in the lit. posting rules that illustrations are not the same as photos and are not subject to the same rules?

I don't know-but this is what Lit has posted and I'd hardly call it an illustration.

 

[joej]

I don't know-but this is what Lit has posted and I'd hardly call it an illustration.

Nor would I. I do remeber reading in the rules that illustrations are not the same as photos and are not subject to the same rules. I'll have to go back and read the rules to get the exact wording, but either way, its still a little hypocritical. No, its VERY hypocritical.

 

[bearlee]

Nor would I. I do remeber reading in the rules that illustrations are not the same as photos and are not subject to the same rules. I'll have to go back and read the rules to get the exact wording, but either way, its still a little hypocritical. No, its VERY hypocritical.

If you're right-this should be here in the morning because

 

[joej]

If you're right-this should be here in the morning because

I'll get up early just to check

 

[bearlee]

I'll get up early just to check

Not me-I think I'm outta here for now-have a good night

 

[sybilrose]

Well Then!!

I think our Bear is on some bandwagon about censorship.
I will just leave him somthing for morning in hopes that tomorrow
will be better

He eats rocks you know!

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

No, I'm afraid you don't.



You know, it would hurt if they read it a little more in Germany.

I am constantly accused of deleting pics in the German Lit.

I dunno what germans read, but I should read stuff like Brox and Schönfelder (check Westlaw for the names).

 

[bodthemod]

Yeah, but somehow they will from this thread but they won't be gone from the site-they make money off this shit on hits you know.

And to make sure that they are still up, we have to click... and therefore give the buggers even more money

 

[TomOne]

YOU NEED TO PIPE DOWN A LIL' BIT BEAR!!!

The lit police are trying to be nice and more caring as of late. They let the pic of me pissin' in Ollies mouth make through the night, now didn't they?!? It's a first step, ya know?!? First ya piss in a ostrich mouth ... next thing ya know, you'll be ejaculating in live technicolor!

 

[TomOne]

Well Then!!

I think our Bear is on some bandwagon about censorship.
I will just leave him somthing for morning in hopes that tomorrow
will be better

He eats rocks you know!

Did you mean rocks ... or cocks?!?

Just curious, that's all! Rocks are a bit harder to digest, me thinks!

Not that I've ever actually tried to digest a cock ... but there's some cannibals who most likely have!



Kinda makes ya wonder if you were ever desperate enough to eat a human body, would the penis be better than like the brain?!?



Wellllll ... ok! So I'm guessin' not everybody wonders about such things!

 

[sybilrose]

Did you mean rocks ... or cocks?!?

Just curious, that's all! Rocks are a bit harder to digest, me thinks!

Not that I've ever actually tried to digest a cock ... but there's some cannibals who most likely have!



Kinda makes ya wonder if you were ever desperate enough to eat a human body, would the penis be better than like the brain?!?



Wellllll ... ok! So I'm guessin' not everybody wonders about such things!

Well I have never licked a brain ! Your brain is a little scarey in the morning Tommy it might bite back!

You do the research and get back with us....but I am sure I would prefer cock to brain. Although a cock with no brain driving it would be just a bit of scrap meat of no use what so ever so you might as well eat it....would you like Catsup with that?