Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[bearlee]

I am thinking it has something to do with Moses Law
determined 40 lashes was enough to kill a man so 39 lashes was the most you give a man without declaring a penalty of death? Does that sound right?

Awww we must have googled together ...that just s o sweet

Yeah, we did and it is Now I'm really into this pirate thing. The website is great and there's tons to read. I wanna be a powder monkey


http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/pirates.html

I'm even getting ready to make a new AV one of these days

 

[sybilrose]

Yeah, we did and it is Now I'm really into this pirate thing. The website is great and there's tons to read. I wanna be a powder monkey



http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/pirates.html

I'm even getting ready to make a new AV one of these days

AYE Matey I was hoping you would be the Parrot
I love this stuff !

Can I be the Quarter Mistress?

 

[sybilrose]

Bear plans to KeelHaul Weenie I hope he knows where the Keel is.

OK Bear your first pyrate test Label the ship

 

[bearlee]

AYE Matey I was hoping you would be the Parrot
I love this stuff !

Can I be the Quarter Mistress?

Well, I suppose bgut I ain't being the parrot. Right now though I'm having vaginal bleeding and black, tarry stools-so if you a were quarter nurse, what would be your diagnosis

Bear plans to KeelHaul Weenie I hope he knows where the Keel is.

OK Bear your first pyrate test Label the ship

Syb, we need to talk if you wanna be a pirate cause this is not a real pirate ship

 

[JPaul2]

Syb, we need to talk if you wanna be a pirate cause this is not a real pirate ship

Tommy has a pirate ship/boat/dingy.

 

[JPaul2]

Well some where in those Chronicles there was a branded cheeks man with only one ear so I am guessing if you do it right the ears fall off?
Back in those days they didnt find it neccessary to call someone to put them to sleep so they wouldnt feel it but that was then and now is now. I guess if they lived through the torture they would not be doing horse stealing. We may need to look over this death penalty thing again. I wonder where you can get this ears nailing from the head training... I may have a score or three to settle before I draw my last breath.
I cant help but wonder who determined that it should be 39 lashes?
Why 39

I think, too, what they were getting lashes with should be a determinant of how many lashes. With a cat o'nine tails 39 would be about right. However if I were being lashed with your gorgeous boobs...

 

[bodthemod]

Syb, we need to talk if you wanna be a pirate cause this is not a real pirate ship

Is this any better Bear ???

 

[sybilrose]

Well, I suppose bgut I ain't being the parrot. Right now though I'm having vaginal bleeding and black, tarry stools-so if you a were quarter nurse, what would be your diagnosis



Syb, we need to talk if you wanna be a pirate cause this is not a real pirate ship

Well I was just tryin to find out where in the hell the keel was.
This aint exactly a real Pyrate either but will have to do till we find more treasures

 

[sybilrose]

Well, I suppose bgut I ain't being the parrot. Right now though I'm having vaginal bleeding and black, tarry stools-so if you a were quarter nurse, what would be your diagnosis

I guess I would cover your pussy with cobwebs and tell you to quit eatin razor blades.

Somebody got a bleedin Ulcer on your ship?

 

[bearlee]

Well I was just tryin to find out where in the hell the keel was.
This aint exactly a real Pyrate either but will have to do till we find more treasures

Now that was pretty cool-think I'll hang onto that for a possible AV. You didn't read the pirate manual I linked:

http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/punish.html#khaul

Well, I suppose bgut I ain't being the parrot. Right now though I'm having vaginal bleeding and black, tarry stools-so if you a were quarter nurse, what would be your diagnosis

I guess I would cover your pussy with cobwebs and tell you to quit eatin razor blades.

Somebody got a bleedin Ulcer on your ship?

Same thing the doctor said

Okay, gotta go tend to a sick wife and I actually have all of my work caught up-for today anyway

 

[sybilrose]

Now that was pretty cool-think I'll hang onto that for a possible AV. You didn't read the pirate manual I linked:

http://blindkat.hegewisch.net/pirates/punish.html#khaul

Same thing the doctor said

Okay, gotta go tend to a sick wife and I actually have all of my work caught up-for today anyway

Well I dont like that one all that much . The pyrate hat looks kinda dumb kinda like a shark took a byte out of it .
Now I am going to call Dawn and take up her time so you cant
Tell little bit to go to bed

 

[TomOne]

Maybe today I'll post some-there's about 20 or so. First I have to see if I can answer Syb's question about 39 lashes. I have a theory but it's not a great one.

I'm thinkin' that the last time you had a really great theory of any sort and any kind, the 39 lashes shit hadn't even been invented yet!

AYE Matey I was hoping you would be the Parrot I love this stuff !

Hmmmmmmm ... did someone say parrot?!?

 

[MJO]

A real pirate - via Disney

 

[supahspaz]

I'm thinkin' that the last time you had a really great theory of any sort and any kind, the 39 lashes shit hadn't even been invented yet!
Hmmmmmmm ... did someone say parrot?!?

HEY did the TALONS hurt

 

[TomOne]

HEY did the TALONS hurt

I guess if I was into the BDSM sorta shit, they wouldn't. But since I'm not, they sorta did. But it was a sacrifice worth making for the benefit of advancing the content of this thread ... which left soley to the mind of mister bear would appear to be severely lacking in anything remotely entertaining ... with the exception of the occassional months old pics of his lovely wife he posts!!!

 

[supahspaz]

I guess if I was into the BDSM sorta shit, they wouldn't. But since I'm not, they sorta did. But it was a sacrifice worth making for the benefit of advancing the content of this thread ... which left soley to the mind of mister bear would appear to be severely lacking in anything remotely entertaining ... with the exception of the occassional months old pics of his lovely wife he posts!!!

well even months old pictures are better than none

and if you can advance a thread with useless conversation I say go for it. When its all said and done it's who has the highest comment count, right?

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

Bear plans to KeelHaul Weenie I hope he knows where the Keel is.

OK Bear your first pyrate test Label the ship

I have no clue, but when u check my thread you will see that others do the job.

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

Maybe today I'll post some-there's about 20 or so. First I have to see if I can answer Syb's question about 39 lashes. I have a theory but it's not a great one.

I am sure u will do a fine job.

btw: can you have a look to my thread? I have a message there for you.

 

[bodthemod]

Its Pirate Time !!!

http://www.lylloff.dk/Animationer/Mennesker/M-Pirat/A-pirate-naked-trnkey.gif
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[bodthemod]

No Prisoners !!!

http://www.bbring.com/pirate.jpg

My favourite pirate !!!


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[supahspaz]

http://www.bbring.com/pirate.jpg

My favourite pirate !!!


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GREAT movie

 

[bodthemod]

GREAT movie

The best !!!​

 

[supahspaz]

The best !!!​

Nahh sorry the best is BLAZING SADDLES

 

[bearlee]

I am sure u will do a fine job.

btw: can you have a look to my thread? I have a message there for you.

Fuck weenie-I already did it if you'd pay attention. I go to a seminar for a day and the thread turns pirated Alright, I'll go check out your thread but it better be good

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

Fuck weenie-I already did it if you'd pay attention. I go to a seminar for a day and the thread turns pirated Alright, I'll go check out your thread but it better be good

I pay no attention to it, how many pics you edit. And you know it is always dangerous to leave a thread unattented.