Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[JPaul2]

Little Ax is truely a scary place.

Very.

Religious bigots.

 

[sybilrose]

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I don't understand what this means?



Syb, I gotta tell ya, this doesn't exactly make my day

Well be assured sybilrose has quite a history too!

 

[bodthemod]

Before I get to the Free Wiley Kermit discussion, here's a medical question for all those medical people out there.

Let's suppose a woman says her date of conception, and she's sure of this, is December 11th, 2005, should the baby be due either on October 12th or 16th of the following year? And please, I don't want to hear about elephants and shit like that

This pregnancy calulator might help

 

[MaverickMan]

Very.

Religious bigots.

Just like East Little Axe, commonly called the Washington, DC.

 

[sybilrose]

Considering that the normal human pregnancy lasts 40 weeks (9 months - 280 days) that means if she conceived on 11 DEC 05 the baby should be born on or about 17 SEP 06.

About is the Key word I posted all the methods on my thread and none of them are absolute because Bear doesnt know when his last period was

 

[DiJiT]

About is the Key word I posted all the methods on my thread and none of them are absolute because Bear doesnt know when his last period was

He probably can't tell if it is a period or if he just pushed the dildo in too hard.

 

[JPaul2]

Just like East Little Axe, commonly called the Washington, DC.

Yeah, but those bozos don't restrict their bigotry to religion...

 

[ShavedGuy]

Before I get to the Free Wiley Kermit discussion, here's a medical question for all those medical people out there.

Let's suppose a woman says her date of conception, and she's sure of this, is December 11th, 2005, should the baby be due either on October 12th or 16th of the following year? And please, I don't want to hear about elephants and shit like that

Well you only around a month out mate.....she would actually be due early September! It's nine months of pregnancy not 10

 

[bearlee]

Considering that the normal human pregnancy lasts 40 weeks (9 months - 280 days) that means if she conceived on 11 DEC 05 the baby should be born on or about 17 SEP 06.

Yeah, my thoughts too. I was figuring 38-42 weeks for a range.

Well be assured sybilrose has quite a history too!

Well, I googled it and you were actually there.

This pregnancy calulator might help

Helps a little-get to add 11-14 days.

About is the Key word I posted all the methods on my thread and none of them are absolute because Bear doesnt know when his last period was

It was in my response to bod!

Well you only around a month out mate.....she would actually be due early September! It's nine months of pregnancy not 10

Yeah but it's 40 weeks generally so you have to use a 4.3 multiplier for months.

Is Dawn pregnant?

Yeah,

 

[MJO]

Yeah,

WHAT?

 

[bearlee]

WHAT?

What

 

[MJO]

What

Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul2
Is Dawn pregnant?



Yeah,


YOUR ANSWER TO JPAUL2 CAUSED THE "WHAT?"

 

[sybilrose]

I am just disgusted about the entire mess! First of all I didnt knock Bear up.
Second... If this is a who Dunnit just get a DNA.

I said this in my thread too. I will say all over Lit
its not my KID

 

[bearlee]

Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul2
Is Dawn pregnant?



Yeah,


YOUR ANSWER TO JPAUL2 CAUSED THE "WHAT?"

Well, let's see. I'm not allowed to say how old Dawn is but we graduated together and I look about 68. I'm pretty sure she had her tubes tied a long time ago and I was neutered around 1980 or something like that-so I guess it's within the realm of possibility

Doesn't your wife know the answer to the question. I have a letter sitting here to go out to a client because of this. I'm a little pissed right now at my client because I represented something to another attorney and the judge and then the results came in and they don't make much sense to me. And no, I'm not going to ask her when her last period was because she's two months pregnant according to her and now the baby is due in 8 more months and I'm simple minded to comprehend it.

 

[MJO]

Well, let's see. I'm not allowed to say how old Dawn is but we graduated together and I look about 68. I'm pretty sure she had her tubes tied a long time ago and I was neutered around 1980 or something like that-so I guess it's within the realm of possibility

Doesn't your wife know the answer to the question. I have a letter sitting here to go out to a client because of this. I'm a little pissed right now at my client because I represented something to another attorney and the judge and then the results came in and they don't make much sense to me. And no, I'm not going to ask her when her last period was because she's two months pregnant according to her and now the baby is due in 8 more months and I'm simple minded to comprehend it.

I got the answer from mimi, and there is no way your client is correct. Either she has her conception date right and cannot do the math or she has the due date right and can't rely on her diary. I think its time you took her out to the woodshed and had a little "come to jesus talk"

 

[bearlee]

I got the answer from mimi, and there is no way your client is correct. Either she has her conception date right and cannot do the math or she has the due date right and can't rely on her diary. I think its time you took her out to the woodshed and had a little "come to jesus talk"

Well, considering she calls about 7 or 8 times a day I think it's time to fire her quite frankly If her diary is right, and she'll share by it, she didn't do the math, a doctor or someone did that. My guess is her statement she had sex with no one else since her husband on December 11th is a little fib which makes me look like an idiot now. On the other hand she does pay-you want the case

I think I'll just send her the letter so she call me a bunch of times about it

So ends my bondage cop case

 

[MJO]

Well, considering she calls about 7 or 8 times a day I think it's time to fire her quite frankly If her diary is right, and she'll share by it, she didn't do the math, a doctor or someone did that. My guess is her statement she had sex with no one else since her husband on December 11th is a little fib which makes me look like an idiot now. On the other hand she does pay-you want the case

I think I'll just send her the letter so she call me a bunch of times about it

So ends my bondage cop case

Sorry Lee, I am not admitted in your jurisdiction and I doubt she would want to pay for all that travel

Now, if something could be arranged with Dawn, I might cut her a break

 

[bearlee]

Sorry Lee, I am not admitted in your jurisdiction and I doubt she would want to pay for all that travel

Now, if something could be arranged with Dawn, I might cut her a break

A little pro hac vice with Dawn huh

You know, you beg people to be honest with you and then figure out the the cute ways for them to answer and what I don't give a shit about the other attorney, but it does piss me off that I told the judge this shit although he probably won't care in the wrong run.

 

[joej]

Just like East Little Axe, commonly called the Washington, DC.

Agreed, and I get to listen to this BS all day, everyday, I live just outside DC. What everyone else gets read in the paper or only see on the national news is our local news. We get 24/7.
Fortunatly, not everyone buys into it.

 

[FightRice]

b-e-a-utfiul

 

[sybilrose]

A little pro hac vice with Dawn huh

You know, you beg people to be honest with you and then figure out the the cute ways for them to answer and what I don't give a shit about the other attorney, but it does piss me off that I told the judge this shit although he probably won't care in the wrong run.

Sorry Bear you should have told me we were doing your homework


Dec 11 Conception
Sep 16 Due date + or - 5 days

Doesnt count up to ten months
she lied I reckon
Sorry you had a bad day


although he probably won't care in the wrong run. This is so cute hes talking like Weenie now

 

[catsr2wild]

Before I get to the Free Wiley Kermit discussion, here's a medical question for all those medical people out there.

Let's suppose a woman says her date of conception, and she's sure of this, is December 11th, 2005, should the baby be due either on October 12th or 16th of the following year? And please, I don't want to hear about elephants and shit like that

Ummm...Bear I'm not a medical person but she better have that baby in September shouldn't she??

 

[bearlee]

b-e-a-utfiul

Thanks for stopping by-hope to see you again!

Agreed, and I get to listen to this BS all day, everyday, I live just outside DC. What everyone else gets read in the paper or only see on the national news is our local news. We get 24/7.
Fortunatly, not everyone buys into it.

I get to watch it 24/7 and it makes me feel like I live there ~cool~

Sorry Bear you should have told me we were doing your homework


Dec 11 Conception
Sep 16 Due date + or - 5 days

Doesnt count up to ten months
she lied I reckon
Sorry you had a bad day


although he probably won't care in the wrong run. This is so cute hes talking like Weenie now

Who's talking like weenie-Mav I shoukld turn this case over to weenie and let him fuck with it.

Ummm...Bear I'm not a medical person but she better have that baby in September shouldn't she??

Well, we'll induce labor early-won't beat the DNA but it'll look good


Hope everyone enjoys their weekend. Watch for the Annual Lit Awards-I think we may have a couple up-not sure.

Oh syb, it wasn't a bad day at all. I kinda enjoyed it. I have this other woman I represent and we were in court today. She's probably naughty because she got pregnant and wasn't married so I'm thinking she could be a little loose but y9ou know, she's cute as a button-just drop dead gorgeous. So, as she always does when we part ways, she gave me a nice hug and told me I was a sweetheart. I have to start chewing gum so I can slip down into that cute cleavage of her's and then try to dig it out with my dentures

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

It seems I lost the subject or is it really about pregnancy? Everytime I have an interview and there is (the in Germany forbidden) question "are u pregnant?". I make my checkmark to "yes".

 

[sybilrose]

Oh syb, it wasn't a bad day at all. I kinda enjoyed it. I have this other woman I represent and we were in court today. She's probably naughty because she got pregnant and wasn't married so I'm thinking she could be a little loose but y9ou know, she's cute as a button-just drop dead gorgeous. So, as she always does when we part ways, she gave me a nice hug and told me I was a sweetheart. I have to start chewing gum so I can slip down into that cute cleavage of her's and then try to dig it out with my dentures
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Nice to hear you are keeping your mind on your work darlin
Chewing gum that close to her chest might be considered being in
"her space" ya know specailly if your dentures fall down her dress