Dawn: Voice of bearlee

[ShavedGuy]

Well I can get into kinky sex at times and I can get mean... bring Tequila

So would you like salt and lemon with the tequila Syb???

 

[sybilrose]

So would you like salt and lemon with the tequila Syb???

Yes please and thanks in advance just in case I forget later.
Be ready though cuz its fuck or fight and probably both at the same time

oh and i am a terrible show off

 

[DiJiT]

Yes please and thanks in advance just in case I forget later.
Be ready though cuz its fuck or fight and probably both at the same time

Well since I'm a terrible fighter I guess MY choice is clear.

 

[ShavedGuy]

Yes please and thanks in advance just in case I forget later.
Be ready though cuz its fuck or fight and probably both at the same time

oh and i am a terrible show off

Give me a second.....was just flexing my biceps.........ok fuck and fight works for me....although i'm not sure how much you will be able to fight after i handcuff you to the bed

 

[TomOne]

Give me a second.....was just flexing my biceps.........ok fuck and fight works for me....although i'm not sure how much you will be able to fight after i handcuff you to the bed

If you'd like SG, I'll help you out with the fucking her part of this, cuz I know from all the rumors around here that you're not very good at that sort of thing!



Just stand clear towards the end of the night cuz I'm likely to give her the makings of a damned fine sperret face ... and you don't wanna be caught in the cross fire, so to speak!

 

[bearlee]

Wait before he goes into James Bond Mode he can take his six shooter to Oregon and take care of an arrogant dick wad for me "Probono" he has been making too much money anyway and like he said it aint about the money
Can I be the mean old aunty in the movie ?

Well I don't do Oregon and actually, I like money Syb-it allows me to go to Oregon and do this shit for you ya know.

My inputs on lee's costume for his new series! It adds some color to lee just like syb wanted!

You know, at first I was thinking that was about the dumbest thing I ever saw but then, I'm thinking maybe I'll take it and put it on my card and take off my name-like the lady says, I'm still a handsome dude

ATTORNEY AT LAW Don't think I need anymore than that

Wellll ... uhhhhhhh ... bein' one who thought the dude was a bit on the butt ugly side to start with, I guess I'm gonna take exception to your still phrase ... and then add that the big honkin' nose did nothing but enhance the butt ugly aspects of his physique!

Fortunately, he's still one of the best on gettin' people off with public jackin!!!

Florida fries brains doesn't it!

In that case we better throw in some Dirty Harry or Charles Bronson or something.

You can be the mean old aunty in the movie....but only if we can add in sexy

 

[bearlee]

Well since I'm a terrible fighter I guess MY choice is clear.

I don't know DiJ-I see you on the motorcycle thread now and it looks like you could beat yourself off up.

You know, someone said said something about these pics and liking 'em and stuff. Here's all of 'em although I'm thinking they look kinda similar-some anyway. I think I like nos. 4 & 5 best of these for some reason. Still think the throat fucking pics are better though.

 

[bearlee]

You know, someone said said something about these pics and liking 'em and stuff. Here's all of 'em although I'm thinking they look kinda similar-some anyway. I think I like nos. 4 & 5 best of these for some reason. Still think the throat fucking pics are better though.

Oh gee, there's six more of these I think I like these five better

 

[bearlee]

Last one-my fav

Up early today and I have to be in court tomorrow morning so I'm outta here-everybody have a great evening

 

[sybilrose]

I love all of these Lee! What a great job !
I am thinkin if that candy stick was a little
thicker it wouldnt be a lot different than
what you see when she is licking and sucking
on your thingamajig.
You wife is a gorgeous women and sexy as hell.

 

[ShavedGuy]

If you'd like SG, I'll help you out with the fucking her part of this, cuz I know from all the rumors around here that you're not very good at that sort of thing!



Just stand clear towards the end of the night cuz I'm likely to give her the makings of a damned fine sperret face ... and you don't wanna be caught in the cross fire, so to speak!

Yeah you right Tom, the rumors are true, i'm not very good at cussing

That's ok Tom, i wont get caught in the cross fire, while you up top doing a sperret face, i'll be down below, so depending on which way i decide to aim, you might also be in danger

 

[TomOne]

You know, at first I was thinking that was about the dumbest thing I ever saw but then, I'm thinking maybe I'll take it and put it on my card and take off my name-like the lady says, I'm still a handsome dude

Ya shoulda stopped while you were ahead ... cuz it was indeed about the dumbest thing you ever saw!

Florida fries brains doesn't it!

Yep - and it does it all year long, my friend!

That's ok Tom, i wont get caught in the cross fire, while you up top doing a sperret face, i'll be down below, so depending on which way i decide to aim, you might also be in danger

Ya know ... you south african dudes make a life out of being down below!

Which ain't necessarily a bad way to spend a life I guess!

 

[ShavedGuy]

Ya know ... you south african dudes make a life out of being down below!

Which ain't necessarily a bad way to spend a life I guess!

Couldnt agree with you more

 

[Galene]

I love all of these Lee! What a great job !
I am thinkin if that candy stick was a little
thicker it wouldnt be a lot different than
what you see when she is licking and sucking
on your thingamajig.
You wife is a gorgeous women and sexy as hell.

Lee has red and white stripes on his thingamajig??

this is my fav

 

[bearlee]

I love all of these Lee! What a great job !
I am thinkin if that candy stick was a little
thicker it wouldnt be a lot different than
what you see when she is licking and sucking
on your thingamajig.
You wife is a gorgeous women and sexy as hell.

Yeah, I guess but right now what I really need are tickets to A Retrospective of 19th Century Quilts or a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and an ass boat.

So, if you can help me out-let me know!

 

[ShavedGuy]

HEY LEE

So did you kick ass today in court??? Come now you allowed to brag if you did......


PS...did Mr Highway PatrolMan leave as Mr Highway PatrolBoy and ride away on a bicycle with his tail between his legs???

 

[DiJiT]

Lee has red and white stripes on his thingamajig??

this is my fav

and it has a bend in the end

 

[bearlee]

HEY LEE

So did you kick ass today in court??? Come now you allowed to brag if you did......


PS...did Mr Highway PatrolMan leave as Mr Highway PatrolBoy and ride away on a bicycle with his tail between his legs???

Well, here's the deal. Mr Highway PatrolBoy is paying $18,000 a year to his now departed wife, lost custody and lost his house. Actually, the house was a bonus because of a foreclosure filed that no one knew about except me that was filed that morning. So, we gave him the house and took our share of the equity as addtional spousal support(alimony). Probably some slimey about doing that but maybe not.

As far as the case this morning. We asked for a dismissal of some woman trying to get child support and the case was dismissed. I had this really great argument including references to the Supreme Court confirmations hearing worked in. So, we won that and a kid goes to be tonight after she drinks her rain water and eats a pie tin Seriously, it was the right way to do it so I don't feel bad about it.

 

[bearlee]

Lee has red and white stripes on his thingamajig??

this is my fav

It's like a barber's pole isn't it

and it has a bend in the end

You know, somewhere on here they're naming dicks and no, no one has used the name DiJiT as being synomymous with a dick. Just taking people and giving their dicks a name. So how come they had your's down as DiJiT's MiDgEt

 

[Galene]

It's like a barber's pole isn't it

dunno, I've never fucked a barber

 

[ShavedGuy]

Well, here's the deal. Mr Highway PatrolBoy is paying $18,000 a year to his now departed wife, lost custody and lost his house. Actually, the house was a bonus because of a foreclosure filed that no one knew about except me that was filed that morning. So, we gave him the house and took our share of the equity as addtional spousal support(alimony). Probably some slimey about doing that but maybe not.

As far as the case this morning. We asked for a dismissal of some woman trying to get child support and the case was dismissed. I had this really great argument including references to the Supreme Court confirmations hearing worked in. So, we won that and a kid goes to be tonight after she drinks her rain water and eats a pie tin Seriously, it was the right way to do it so I don't feel bad about it.

Hehehe......I bet everyone who has ever been pulled over by some ego-bloated highway patrolman is drinking a toast in your honor at the moment.

You better check your rearview mirror for the next week or two cause patrolboy might be spending his time following you looking for some or other excuse to pull you over and ticket you

Hey that kid must be living in luxury, a whole glass of rain water and a pie tin too......when i was young we were so poor i had to wake up early every morning and go and collect dew from the leaves so that i had water to drink

 

[Weenieschnitzel]

As far as the case this morning. We asked for a dismissal of some woman trying to get child support and the case was dismissed. I had this really great argument including references to the Supreme Court confirmations hearing worked in. So, we won that and a kid goes to be tonight after she drinks her rain water and eats a pie tin Seriously, it was the right way to do it so I don't feel bad about it.

Interesting difference to Germany. Not good that D is still not here.

 

[bearlee]

dunno, I've never fucked a barber

You need someone like Shawn to take care of your hair stuff.

Hehehe......I bet everyone who has ever been pulled over by some ego-bloated highway patrolman is drinking a toast in your honor at the moment.

Not likely

You better check your rearview mirror for the next week or two cause patrolboy might be spending his time following you looking for some or other excuse to pull you over and ticket you

I've been warned. Actually, over the years I've represented a number of women married to cops. At one time I was really popular at the local police station. My name got on some kind of list so at least they all knew my name

Hey that kid must be living in luxury, a whole glass of rain water and a pie tin too......when i was young we were so poor i had to wake up early every morning and go and collect dew from the leaves so that i had water to drink

I was thinking at the time she was better off than you were so I didn't feel all that bad. Next interesting case is continuing a wrongful death action against a woman that killed her infant son. The ex-husband had another attorney for his divorce and the judge gave her 1/2 of his pension and we're going to snatch it back. Other than it sucks because she's in prison so a judgment against her is pretty worthless. The really sad part is kids aren't worth all that much in legal terms so we just need an award of anything and then get punitive damages. Then we swipe the money back. The other attorney asked for a jury trial Actually, all he's trying to do is get the pension money to recover his fees for the criminal and divorce case. He'll lose but it's a pain in the ass.

Interesting difference to Germany. Not good that D is still not here.

If by D you mean Dad-he is there weenie. I got him shared parenting September 20, 2004 and he has the kids on a 50-50 basis(son and daughter). He does tons of shit with his kids and pays for all kinds of stuff he doesn't have to pay for. His 17 yo daughter stopped doing the 50-50 stuff because he wouldn't let her use a cell phone anymore because she never answered it when he called when she was out. He bought her car to drive and set up rules about how late she could be out when she was with him and she got pissed about having rules and went back to her mom on a full-time basis. So actually, I say fuck her and good for him for trying to establish rules that the mother doesn't seem to feel are important. So now the kid stays out as late as she wants-real good parenting by mom

 

[ShavedGuy]

I was thinking at the time she was better off than you were so I didn't feel all that bad. Next interesting case is continuing a wrongful death action against a woman that killed her infant son. The ex-husband had another attorney for his divorce and the judge gave her 1/2 of his pension and we're going to snatch it back. Other than it sucks because she's in prison so a judgment against her is pretty worthless. The really sad part is kids aren't worth all that much in legal terms so we just need an award of anything and then get punitive damages. Then we swipe the money back. The other attorney asked for a jury trial Actually, all he's trying to do is get the pension money to recover his fees for the criminal and divorce case. He'll lose but it's a pain in the ass.

Ummmmm now that one confuses me......what is a wrongful death action?? What's wrong when the woman killed her infant son???

LOL.....you should print out some of your altered pics and send them off to the police station...that would confuse the pigs...oops i mean cops

 

[MaverickMan]

So actually, I say fuck her and good for him for trying to establish rules that the mother doesn't seem to feel are important. So now the kid stays out as late as she wants-real good parenting by mom

Hey, it could be worse. This could be future business from the 17YOs future husband when he finds out she's a ditz and wants to get rid of her.