Dawg's Quotation Thread

[emmy_christina]

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
Yogi Berra

 

[de-valmont]

Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after.

Ian Hislop Editor Private Eye Magazine

 

[Slowlane]

You start chasing a ball and your brain immediately commands your body to 'Run forward, bend, scoop up the ball, peg it to the infield,' then your body says, 'Who me?'
Joe DiMaggio

 

[de-valmont]

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

Boris Johnson

 

[emmy_christina]

No matter how many sorrows in life, no matter how much pain.
Know at the end of the tunnel there is the sun, there is a smile.

Carina

 

[Lorilei]

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~ Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

 

[de-valmont]

I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do - that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.

Diane Arbus

 

[Lorilei]

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound -- if I can remember any of the damn things. ~ Dorothy Parker

 

[denali]

Today was a good day ~~ Ice Cube

 

[smotherman]

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars - Oscar Wilde

I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde

 

[emmy_christina]

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

Mel Brooks

 

[Dawg]

Yesterday turned out to be a rather tough, stressful day for me...

many thanks to all of you for stopping in and posting these quotes, they really do help lighten things up a bit, and bring a smile to my face.

Please feel free to keep posting when you get a chance.

 

[de-valmont]

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.

Gore Vidal

 

[smotherman]

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink - W.C. Fields

 

[de-valmont]

In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom!

J. G. Ballard

 

[emmy_christina]

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Arnold H. Glasow

 

[emmy_christina]

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Marlene Dietrich

 

[smotherman]

Man has will, but woman has her way - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins - Oliver Wendell Holmes


Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else - Oliver Wendell Holmes

 

[Lorilei]

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. ~ Andy Warhol

 

[chargergirl]

"Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

~A friend of mine, who may have picked it up from someone else. lol

 

[Slow Ride469]

"it's not gonna be an orgy, it's a toga party"

Boone..........Animal House

 

[smotherman]

Always do what you are afraid to do - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Fear nothing, for every renewed effort raises all former failures into lessons.

 

[smotherman]

As long as I have a face, You'll always have a place to sit - Smotherman lol


Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the two sexes - Oscar Wilde

 

[emmy_christina]

Love is the beauty of the soul.
Saint Augustine

 

[de-valmont]

Most leaks come from Number Ten. The ship of state is the only ship that leaks from the top. - Sir Humphrey Appleby