Dawg's Quotation Thread

[Morrigu]

Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?

David Byrne

Fuck that made me laugh

 

[Morrigu]

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
~Swami X

 

[chargergirl]

Have faith in small things, because it is in them that your strength lies.

~Mother Teresa

 

[Lorilei]

I know that there are things that never have been funny, and never will be. And I know that ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon. - Dorothy Parker

 

[de-valmont]

For the merchant, even honesty is a financial speculation.

Charles Baudelaire

 

[Morrigu]

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
~Phyllis Diller

 

[de-valmont]

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel.

Horace Walpole

 

[Morrigu]

The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.
~William B. Yeats

 

[de-valmont]

We build too many walls and not enough bridges

Isaac newton

 

[Morrigu]

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
~e.e. cummings

 

[de-valmont]

I would much prefer to be a judge than a coal miner because of the absence of falling coal.

Peter Cook

 

[Morrigu]

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[de-valmont]

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's the same fifty percent.

Gore Vidal

 

[Dawg]

This Is Unbelieveable!

omg, this place was hopping yesterday! thank you for stopping in and plastering all these wonderful quotes in here. Please feel free to come by and do so anytime you like.

 

[de-valmont]

Sure will mate, glad you enjoyed the quotes!

Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.


William S Burroughs

 

[Dawg]

It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

Alan Cohen

 

[de-valmont]

I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.


Oliver Reed

 

[emmy_christina]

Dreams will show you where you are and where you are going. They reveal your destiny.
Carl Jung

 

[emmy_christina]

Help others achieve their dreams and you will achieve yours.
Les Brown

 

[emmy_christina]

Dreams are pure thought,
An opportunity to discover yourself.
Joe Brown

 

[smotherman]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

 

[Dawg]

Thanks for adding to the thread Emm and Smotherman...

 

[Dawg]

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.

Joe E. Lewis

 

[Dawg]

What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.

Pericles

 

[Dawg]

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx