Dawg's Quotation Thread

[Dawg]

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. ~ Jean Harlow

Here's the one I'll be adding to my sig line... and these are knew too...

Don't worry hun I'll have more tomorrow, take care of yourself...

I never worry sweetheart, I was just playing with you...

The quote makes perfect sense to me, I'm glad to know you're adding it to your sig line. That definitely makes me smile!

Have a great evening Molly!

 

[molly_hunter28]

A few cute ones...

"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction." - Noelie Alite

"Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" - Anonymous

"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time." - Tallulah Bankhead

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. " - Erma Bombeck

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." - George Carlin

...here's to them making you smile

 

[hotsxylady]

If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don't, they never were.
~ Kahlil Gibran

 

[Daizie]

Whosoever would fight monsters must take care that in the process he does not become one. For when you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks also into you.
— Neitzche

 

[Daizie]

This above All,--to thine ownself be true, And it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
— Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act I, Scene III

 

[Daizie]

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
— Mark Twain

 

[Daizie]

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
— George Carlin

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Sports

"So far, the hardest part has been trying to come up with something that rhymes with Urlacher."

-- Country music star Tim McGraw, on reworking the lyrics to his hit I Like It, I Love It to coincide with the Monday Night Football halftime highlight reel


***Howdy, Dawg!!! Have been away but am back now! Have miss ya too!***

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Sports

"Because there are no fours."


-- NBA long-range gunner Antoine Walker when asked why he shoots so many threes

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Sports

"My wiener has never been so exhausted."


OMG!!!!! LOL

-- NASCAR's Kurt Busch after outlasting three other drivers to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at Lowe's Motor Speedway

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Sports

"I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?"



-Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players' union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Sports

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."


-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Bill Maher

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Drew Carey

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

 

[skittles_lm]

"It's hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life."

Stephen King, the Body

 

[molly_hunter28]

"If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?"
- Paul Harvey

 

[molly_hunter28]

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
- Bob Hope

"My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!"
- Henny Youngman

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe."
- Jackie Mason

 

[Daizie]

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
- Sharon Stone

 

[Daizie]

"It's kind of fun to do the impossible."
- Walt Disney

 

[Daizie]

"Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens."
- Jimi Hendrix

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
scuse me while I kiss the sky

 

[Daizie]

If at first you don't succeed.......

"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible."
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

 

[molly_hunter28]

Anne Sexton: It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.


John D. Rockefeller: I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.


Babatunde Olatunji: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.


Corita Kent: Life is a succession of moments. To live each one is to succeed.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Dire Straits, Angel of Mercy

Angel of mercy there's no need for alarm, the knight in this armor wants a night in your arms.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Dave Matthews Band, #40

A friend is always good to have, but a lover's kiss is better.