Dawg's Quotation Thread

Mrs. Patrick Cambell - to a man

"Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women?
That we may love you instead of laughing at you."
 
George Carlin

"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
 
Johnny Carson

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."
 
Honore de Balzac

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."
 
William Shakespeare

“Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind
And therefore is a winged Cupid painted blind.”
 
Epilogue, Les Miserables

Take my hand, and lead me to salvation. Take my love, for love is everlasting. And remember the truth that once was spoken: To love another person is to see the face of God.”
 
Sun and Moon, Miss Saigon

“You are sunlight and I moon, joined by the gods of fortune. Midnight and high noon sharing the sky. We have been blessed you and I...How in the light of one night did we come so far?...My hands still shake. I reach for you, and we meet in the sky. You are sunlight and I moon, joined here, brightening the sky with the flame of love, made of sunlight, moonlight.”
 
commercial for Eternity by Calvin Klein

“ I look at you and see myself. I look at you and I see my world. As long as we’re
together time can’t touch us.”
 
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Sweetheart, thanks for always stopping in and leaving some quotes. I know I don't tell you often enough how much I appreciate you and them, but I really do!

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Dawg
 
"Everyone thinks I'm a hypochondriac. It makes me sick."
--Tony Randall as Felix Unger on The Odd Couple

*snicker*
 
BullDawg69 said:
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Sweetheart, thanks for always stopping in and leaving some quotes. I know I don't tell you often enough how much I appreciate you and them, but I really do!

:kiss: :rose: :heart: :rose: :kiss:

Dawg

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You are very welcome! I just post what I have heard, find and like the most! Its nice to share and read what others find interesting too! Good thread!!
 
Anonymous

Some days are cold and dark.
Some make us feel so alone.
Some days are hard to understand.
On those days God knew we'd need
an extra hug or two.
So he gave us friends.
So that we would always have
an angel close when we needed one.
 
Anthony West

So soft
the brief touch of your lips
on my cheek.

Was I almost intruding?

"Look after yourself "
should have been
"I love you!"

Then the Jumbo flew over
my head
and I shouted my love
above the roar
and thundering thrust

. . . as if you'd hear.

Through the clouds in my eyes
I watched you fly away
and wished I'd been born with wings.
 
Kit McCallum

Seek Not My Heart

Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies,
Do not you hear my heartfelt cries?

Below the branches, here about,
Do not you sense my fear and doubt?
Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams,
Do not you hear my woeful screams?

Upon the meadows, touched with dew,
Do not you see my hearts a'skew?
Beneath the thousand twinkling stars,
Do not you feel my jagged scars?

Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze,
For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees.

It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies,
Accompanied by heartfelt sighs.
It's drifting o're the gentle rain,
A symbol of my silent pain.

It's buried 'neath the meadow fair,
Conjoined with all the sorrow there.
It's lost among the stars this night,
Too far to ease my quiet fright.

No gentle winds, seek not my heart,
For simply ... it has torn apart.
 
Woody Allen

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
 
Family Guy

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
 
Sigmund Freud

"The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, ...is 'What does a woman want?"
 
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