Dawg's Quotation Thread

[SweetSassyVixen]

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Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Jack Sparrow

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Mia (Pulp Fiction)

I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

 

[Daizie]

I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"

~Val Kilmer as Chris Knight in, "Real Genius"

 

[Dawg]

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Yogi Berra

 

[Dawg]

One ship sails East,
And another West,
By the self-same winds that blow,
Tis the set of the sails
And not the gales,
That tells the way we go.

Like the winds of the sea
Are the waves of time,
As we journey along through life,
Tis the set of the soul,
That determines the goal,
And not the calm or the strife.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox​

 

[molly_hunter28]

Rocky ~ Rocky Balboa

Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Van Helsing

Van Helsing: Now, Carl, whatever you do, don't stare at him.
[he opens the coach door, revealing the Frankenstein Monster shackled into the seat, struggling and snarling]
Carl: I'm staring at him.
[quickly turns away]
Carl: Is that a man?
Van Helsing: Actually, it's seven men. Parts of them, anyway.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Van Wilder

Taj: I would like very much to spend my remaining days here as your assistant.
Van Wilder: Okay, we're just going do a little word association. Say the first thing that comes to your mind. Milk.
Taj: Tit! Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder.

 

[molly_hunter28]

Christian Troy ~ Nip Tuck

I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul. ​

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Thomas Moore

The Time I've lost in wooing,
In watching and pursuing
The light that lies
In women's eyes
Has been my heart's undoing.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Love is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake and then subsides. And when it subsides you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the promulgation of promises of eternal passion. That is just being "in love" which any of us can convince ourselves we are.

Love itself is what is left over when being in love has burned away, and this is both an art and a fortunate accident. Your mother and I had it, we had roots that grew towards each other underground, and when all the pretty blossom had fallen from our branches we found that we were one tree and not two.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Anonymous

Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.​

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.​

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Germaine Greer

Freedom is fragile and must be protected. To sacrifice it, even as a temporary measure, is to betray it. -

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Rosellen Brown

A slave is one who waits for someone else to free him

 

[hotsxylady]

Accept the things
To which fate binds you and
Love the people with whom fate
Brings you together
But do so with all your heart.
~ by Marcus Aurelius ~​

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

David Weatherford

We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.

 

[SweetSassyVixen]

Jimi Hendrix

Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome

 

[sasebrats]

Well fuck me dry and call me Dusty....Sasebrats

 

[mancsman]

Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
Except you enthrall, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.

John Donne

 

[sasebrats]

If it's a pain in the ass...you're going about it all wrong~ Sasebrats

 

[Dawg]

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Groucho Marx

 

[sasebrats]

When the front hole happy the back hole whistles.

Hell I don't know who started that quote.

 

[Dawg]

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Steven Wright