Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[WhipLuvr]

*comes down from the watch tower, smelling of vodka and fresh-ish air*

Moat needs more vodka. Good thing I filled jugs with that bumwine last time we went on a field trip.

*nods a greeting to the new chick and heads to the storeroom, coming back a minute later with two portajugs of clear liquid, each at least 4 gallons. The sides of each are marked with black electrical-tape X's and scrawled above each is the word TOXIC.*

Oh and there's a few walkers coming up over the hill. gonna pick em off, so don't be surprised if ya hear gunshots. Looks like our guest here got inside just in time.

 

[FantasySlut]

Came across this, Chain - she doesn't appear too harmless


http://redpenofdoomdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/zombie.jpg

 

[Chaingun]

Umm... If you don't mind, would you pick a color for me? I'm afraid without having had access to a while, if I had a lot of choices I might just freeze up.

[On the other hand, I did see a REALLY HOT pic today that involved purple toes.... not... erm.... thread appropriate, but that's an option? *giggles*]

*Leaves and comes back with a few pinks and a few purples and presents them with a flourish.*

"Your wish, as they say..."

I think for tonight's festivities I'll wear something more like this:

http://www.thebeeskneez.co.uk/ekmps/shops/steve7666/images/flower-barefoot-shoes-691-p.jpg

Perhaps you ladies are purposely playing to my fetishes.

*Runs down hall and comes back ten minutes later, flushed and completely out of breath.*

"Ahhh, that's better..."

*comes down from the watch tower, smelling of vodka and fresh-ish air*

Moat needs more vodka. Good thing I filled jugs with that bumwine last time we went on a field trip.

*nods a greeting to the new chick and heads to the storeroom, coming back a minute later with two portajugs of clear liquid, each at least 4 gallons. The sides of each are marked with black electrical-tape X's and scrawled above each is the word TOXIC.*

Oh and there's a few walkers coming up over the hill. gonna pick em off, so don't be surprised if ya hear gunshots. Looks like our guest here got inside just in time.

"Need any help? I'm all calmed down now and shit."

Came across this, Chain - she doesn't appear too harmless.
http://redpenofdoomdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/zombie.jpg

If she is, I have two ways of helping her. A bullet tends to be pretty final, but there is that other way...

 

[Chaingun]

I LOVE those lacy feetsies thingies. I don't even know what you'd call them other than too freakin' cute. I want cute feet!!! LOL!

We really need to go hunting for some books on mani/pedis so that one of us can learn to take care of y'all's feet. I am going to start checking the day spas and salons while I'm out foraging. Surely, there's got to be an instruction manual out there in one of those shops.

 

[Chaingun]

With the right outfight, I so would

Shit, that is Sunday go to meetin' shoes right there!

 

[FantasySlut]

If she is, I have two ways of helping her. A bullet tends to be pretty final, but there is that other way...

....other way to shut her up?

Shit, that is Sunday go to meetin' shoes right there!

Perhaps with this outfit?

http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/32791903507035337_ufhJ0gNQ_c.jpg

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

*YAWNS*

Well, y'all.. I'm tired. I spent WAYY too much time this evening window shopping the uh...stores.. for rope, and leather, and power tools.. and I think I need to retire to my dorm room. I have a surefire way to settle my nerves before turning in and it doesn't require tea. So , even though I was going to form a Conga line after cocktails, I think I need to make sure there is an extension cord in my room for the .....night light I got.

Yep. I need to plug in my night light before going to bed.


Yessiree... that night light sure comes in handy.

Before going to bed.

*blows kisses*

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

*follows RA.... JUST in case she needs any help. With her... night light. Yeah.*

G'night.

*brings a couple bottles of polish with me, just in case*

 

[Chaingun]

Perhaps with this outfit?

http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/upload/32791903507035337_ufhJ0gNQ_c.jpg

I think I need to retire to my dorm room.

*follows RA.... JUST in case she needs any help. With her... night light. Yeah.*

Good night, Ladies.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Nestled snuggly in a comfy old armchair. A bottle of tequila, a plate of lemon wedges and a salt shaker rests on its arm, I observe with amusement the bevvy of beauties and the lone man.

 

[Chaingun]

Good afternoon, All.

I know that some of you might have sore feet from wearing heels all day yesterday, but I'm here to help.

If you'll form a line--an orderly line Aphrodite, please!--I'll begin the foot rubs.


First though, I need to go upstairs and make sure that Whip is ok. I'll bring her some food, some vodka, and more ammo. I'll be right back to if y'all have figured who's going first yet.

 

[FantasySlut]

Good afternoon, All.

I know that some of you might have sore feet from wearing heels all day yesterday, but I'm here to help.

If you'll form a line--an orderly line Aphrodite, please!--I'll begin the foot rubs.


First though, I need to go upstairs and make sure that Whip is ok. I'll bring her some food, some vodka, and more ammo. I'll be right back to if y'all have figured who's going first yet.

Me. Me. Me.

 

[Chaingun]

Me. Me. Me.

Winner!

If you'll lie back on this comfy sofa and put your feet up in my lap, I'll just slip your heels off and massage your cares away.

Mmmm, feel good, Princess?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

If you'll form a line--an orderly line Aphrodite, please!--I'll begin the foot rubs.

Ahem...

You say that like I'd be unruly or something....? Gah...*eye roll*

 

[Chaingun]

Ahem...

You say that like I'd be unruly or something....? Gah...*eye roll*

I saw you jostling the other girls. Poor DappleDoxie almost fell down and Sweetness completely missed her mouth with the cupcake as you ran into her trying to get to the front of the line.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I saw you jostling the other girls. Poor DappleDoxie almost fell down and Sweetness completely missed her mouth with the cupcake as you ran into her trying to get to the front of the line.

Well, what's the saying? Age before beauty?


(yes.. I did it again... *sticks out tongue* whatcha gonna do about it??)

 

[Chaingun]

Well, what's the saying? Age before beauty?

Perhaps you should think of me as Santa Claus, but instead of little kids lining up to tell me what they want, it's for ladies to line up and get foot rubs. And like him, I see everything.

I know if you've been bad or good. Or really bad.

 

[Chaingun]

(yes.. I did it again... *sticks out tongue* whatcha gonna do about it??)

Hmmm, perhaps some of you get spankings when you climb up onto the couch...

 

[FantasySlut]

Winner!

If you'll lie back on this comfy sofa and put your feet up in my lap, I'll just slip your heels off and massage your cares away.

Mmmm, feel good, Princess?

Don't I feel special. I never win at anything - especially those darn scratch off thingys - and never been called a princess before either - I may could get used to such lavish treatment

*lies back, offers feet, close eyes and waits for heaven to begin*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Perhaps you should think of me as Santa Claus, but instead of little kids lining up to tell me what they want, it's for ladies to line up and get foot rubs. And like him, I see everything.

I know if you've been bad or good. Or really bad.

Hmmm, perhaps some of you get spankings when you climb up onto the couch...

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about, dear. I'm the poster child of innocence and angelic behavior. *batts eyelashes and waits patiently in the back of the line*

 

[FantasySlut]

I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about, dear. I'm the poster child of innocence and angelic behavior. *batts eyelashes and waits patiently in the back of the line*

*cough and sputters and spews my drink out*
Lol lol
Good one RA

 

[DappleDoxie]

Dave ... I hope you don't mind - but I resorted the tack room & cleaned gear, and rotated the feed barrels as I filled them. Bedded my mare a stall away from your boys as she does not always play nice with others. Mandy is on patrol out there against vermin, but I did bring in the Doxie pup I found a while back. DiNo has never met a stranger, and he'll stay in my dorm room.

Now, you have no want or need to see my ugly ol' Rider's feet (never wear sandals again LOL) so I'll give RA my spot and head to the kitchen to rustle up a banquet for us. I am sure you have other lovely things planned for an amazing Saturday night *eg* Any requests or allergy warnings before I head off??

 

[Chaingun]

Dave ... I hope you don't mind - but I resorted the tack room & cleaned gear, and rotated the feed barrels as I filled them. Bedded my mare a stall away from your boys as she does not always play nice with others. Mandy is on patrol out there against vermin, but I did bring in the Doxie pup I found a while back. DiNo has never met a stranger, and he'll stay in my dorm room.

Now, you have no want or need to see my ugly ol' Rider's feet (never wear sandals again LOL) so I'll give RA my spot and head to the kitchen to rustle up a banquet for us. I am sure you have other lovely things planned for an amazing Saturday night *eg* Any requests or allergy warnings before I head off??

How nice of you. The only dietary concerns I know of are these two things:

1. NeonKnickers is a vegan and would be happy to eat only the things that grow in our fields, but she has not come in from her last foraging mission. I do worry about her, but she's tough; she'll come in when she's ready.

2. I myself am allergic to things that don't contain meat as my bloodtype was cataloged by the Red Cross lady as something she'd never seen before. I was trying to give blood and she found that she couldn't type "A Positive" or "O Negative" in the provided space. She simply typed "Gravy." Oh, and I don't want to eat anything with kale or mushrooms.

But that's just me being picky. Rule here is that if you're making dinner, you get to decide what it will be. The complainers get told, "If you know better, make it yourself." So I'll eat anything you put before me and smile while doing it since you were caring enough to make it.


Your horse is fine out there; I fear Flash is like his Daddy. All show and bluster, but if a mare is in heat, he gets a tad shy and goes back to eating his oats.


And thank you, that tack room looked like hell. I had gotten to where I was picking up all the pieces of tack I could find and not really cleaning and drying them before hanging them in there. The only thing I really spent the time on were the fine saddles, either English or Western. There were some pretty decent saddle makers here, and I picked up a lot of their work while freeing the cattle and horses on the empty ranches around here. I spent an entire day out at the Deserat Ranch near the St. John's River, cutting fences and picking out stock and tack to bring back here. But the rest of the tack, bridles and such, I couldn't spend the time on. So it was tossed in there willy nilly. I was afraid it would get brittle from sweat drying in it, but if you're able to save it, more power to you.

Wanna know the best part? You know how you would never wash your saddle blankets in your own washer and you used to sneak into town to do them in the 24 hour coin laundry late at night to let them deal with the hair? Oh, you didn't do that, huh? Must just have been me.

Well, whatever, I grabbed up a couple of those big industrial washer and driers and they're out there near the mudroom where the rubber boots and slickers are hung up. Feel free to use those machines for your blankets; you can't hurt them. And there's a hole in the bottom of the machine so you can get your quarters back. Big pile of them on the shelf above near the Tide jugs.

Did you see the Farmall H out there in the barn? I'm going to drag that into the motor pool and see if I can get Whip to lower herself to working on something as lowly as a tractor with me and restore it to perfect working order. That will come in handy for bringing in hay. More horses and cows means we need more hay. And apparently, all the fallow fields on the empty ranches around here are growing a lot of it.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I get tired of waiting for my foot rub, so many people ahead of me...Dave's magic hands are in high demand...

I decide to go back to the shower and freshen up, and wait in my dorm room until it's my turn. I may lie down and take a nap til later.

 

[FantasySlut]

I get tired of waiting for my foot rub, so many people ahead of me...Dave's magic hands are in high demand...

I decide to go back to the shower and freshen up, and wait in my dorm room until it's my turn. I may lie down and take a nap til later.

Careful falling asleep in this place, you never know what may happen