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*looks at the penis drwn on your face* Yep, you're right.
Dontcha just love the frosted blue eyeshadow, circa 1979?
He is positively bea-u-ti-ful!!!!!!
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He is positively bea-u-ti-ful!!!!!!
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We will unchain you, then you can resume drinking.
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Actually, I would recommend leaving him chained and using a funnel. If we unchain him he might managed to get into the shower before we stop him.
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Once he starts drinking he will forget about it.
Besides, Daizie made sure the that good parts were done in permanent marker!!!
And he cannot wash off shaved legs.
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Once he starts drinking he will forget about it.
Besides, Daizie made sure the that good parts were done in permanent marker!!!
And he cannot wash off shaved legs.
Meh. Isopropyl can still get that out and I was more worried about him getting somewhere unobtainable so we can't keep screwing with him..
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Damn I love the way you think!!!
I'm part super villain. I'm all about the contingencies.
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He made us go and get all those FMP the other day. Let's see if we can find a pair that fits him since he likes them so much. 
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Okay, that has officially never happened in the entirety of my lifetime.
Chaingun, I have half a mind to unlock you so you can go handle your cure yourself and so I can go remake sense of the universe.
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He made us go and get all those FMP the other day. Let's see if we can find a pair that fits him since he likes them so much.
Excellent idea!!!!
Should I go find some stockings to fit him??
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*wanders in after a day of aimless foraging and zombie slaying, arms full of brown paper sacks of mushrooms*
Oh. It seems I missed some things. No matter, I wonder, does anyone want to join me for some magic shrooms? I find that psychedelics help one to cope with the end of the world.
*giggles at the rainbow unicorn*
Oh. It seems I missed some things. No matter, I wonder, does anyone want to join me for some magic shrooms? I find that psychedelics help one to cope with the end of the world.
*giggles at the rainbow unicorn*
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THank you. I even went and got a picture painted of myself in olden times to commemorate the point.
Also, you really need to stop stealing things out of my pants without my permission. It's incouragable, to say the least. And it could result in your finding something that wasn't actually in a pocket.
Actually, now that I think about it, Don't stop.
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Hey I would have taken care of that issue for you, since you never administered the cure after the scratch on my thigh.
But you claimed that you were withholding the cure.
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None for me. Just straight up liquor.
I "borrowed" it when you were pantsless and I was looking for matches. Nah, I wouldn't want to get poked on accident.
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None for me. Just straight up liquor.
I "borrowed" it when you were pantsless and I was looking for matches. Nah, I wouldn't want to get poked on accident.
Well, at least you didn't try to "borrow" my machete. I could have been defenseless when I went for the whiskey.
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no....but I'm here.
*HUGS*
Aw, thanks, sugar! I heard something about stockings and blue eyeshadow...and penis drawings...I think I may have accidentally gotten into those mushrooms over there...
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