Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Let's just drink until we forget our own names!!
Then fall into bed for the REAL fun to begin.

Who are you?


Wait, who am I?

 

[Daizie]

Oh Jabber....


*holds out a gummi bear for you*

 

[Chaingun]

Maybe we have something in common then chain.... But at least we don't drink seabreeze's

Blech.

Girls' drinks.

Grapefruit juice. I think I might throw up.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Who are you?


Wait, who am I?

Well then we are halfway there.

 

[thejabber27]

Oh Jabber....


*holds out a gummi bear for you*

Gummi!!!
/attacks the gummi with my mouth cavity.

Blech.

Girls' drinks.

Grapefruit juice. I think I might throw up.

Indeed, you're not half bad Chain.

 

[Daizie]

Blech.

Girls' drinks.

Grapefruit juice. I think I might throw up.

Hey now! I'm a girl and I drink beer and hard liquor.

 

[Chaingun]

*Stumbles along the upper wall, drunk on bourbon and feeling invincible. Loads another 22 round magazine into the Glock 24. Sights along the impossibly long slide and takes a pot shot at something that immediately stops moaning out in the darkness.*


Yup, good to be alive.

 

[Chaingun]

Hey now! I'm a girl and I drink beer and hard liquor.

Let's stop talking serious like and dance!

Wooohooo!

*Howls at the moon, while dancing terribly*

 

[sunshinegirl05]

*points at Dave and laughs*

 

[Daizie]

Gummi!!!
/attacks the gummi with my mouth cavity.

Easy hon, you almost bit my finger off.

 

[thejabber27]

Easy hon, you almost bit my finger off.

/sucks on your finger.
Really now.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

Blech.

Girls' drinks.

Grapefruit juice. I think I might throw up.

Girls' drink my ass!
This girl doesn't drink that crap.

 

[Daizie]

/sucks on your finger.
Really now.

mmmm yeah. You realize that's not a gummi you're suckin on?

 

[Chaingun]

*points at Dave and laughs*

LOL.


*Dances towards you. Falls down.*

 

[thejabber27]

mmmm yeah. You realize that's not a gummi you're suckin on?

I do indeed.

 

[Chaingun]

Girls' drink my ass!
This girl doesn't drink that crap.

That's good. Let me get you a bottle of Southern Comfort.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

That's good. Let me get you a bottle of Southern Comfort.

Jabber has already funneled Strong Islands down me, 5 at a time.

Let's Dance!!!

 

[thejabber27]

Jabber has already funneled Strong Islands down me, 5 at a time.

Let's Dance!!!

It was 8.

 

[Pirates_Wench]

It was 8.

I just said 5 at a time.
so 5x8 is 40

 

[thejabber27]

I just said 5 at a time.
so 5x8 is 40

Well 43 if you count those chasers.

 

[Daizie]

I do indeed.

You still have my finger in your mouth...

 

[Chaingun]

Jabber has already funneled Strong Islands down me, 5 at a time.

Let's Dance!!!

You passed the test by not falling for the Southern Comfort.

Real Whiskey--which SoCo is not--is all I got.

 

[Chaingun]

You still have my finger in your mouth...

As long as he's not putting it in mine, I am fine with that. Good luck.

 

[thejabber27]

You still have my finger in your mouth...

Is that a problem?

 

[Daizie]

As long as he's not putting it in mine, I am fine with that. Good luck.

LOL. Now that would be funny.