Dave's Zombie Proof Bunker and Refuge for Unattached Wimmens

[Chaingun]

Woohoo! My clothes seem to do that when you're around... Wonder why that is?

How's things been around here?

Things have been...slow...quiet.

My pants seem to fall off a lot and for no reason. Really. No reason.

And uh...oh yeah, I drink a lot.

And I really need to get the cell towers working around here. I could use a working phone.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

I want to make a cake.

Made of bacon.

A ba-cake-on.

Perhaps it's just time to make breakfast for dinner.

Hungry Dave?

 

[sereneone4u]

*seeks refuge*

 

[MedicalMuse]

Things have been...slow...quiet.

My pants seem to fall off a lot and for no reason. Really. No reason.

And uh...oh yeah, I drink a lot.

And I really need to get the cell towers working around here. I could use a working phone.

Well, shit happens
We all cope how we cope.
Who would you call? There's not much left out there. I've been almost everywhere in the last year or two.

 

[Ellafun]

So quiet here lately. It's nice. Peaceful. Nothing but time and a shitload of alcohol in the playroom. I miss those raucous dance parties. I need to get out and finish harvesting the rest of the garden. I sure hope somebody is up on the roof keeping a lookout.

*heads out to the grounds all by myself. Living on the edge.

 

[Chaingun]

I want to make a cake.

Made of bacon.

A ba-cake-on.

Perhaps it's just time to make breakfast for dinner.

Hungry Dave?

I am hungry. Bacon, huh?

I'm in.

 

[Chaingun]

*seeks refuge*

*Wraps arms protectively around you and holds you tightly.*

I know it's tough out there and you've had a hard time. I'm here.

 

[Chaingun]

Well, shit happens
We all cope how we cope.
Who would you call? There's not much left out there. I've been almost everywhere in the last year or two.

We could use the phones to call each other. Sort of like walkie talkies but with other capabilities.

 

[Chaingun]

So quiet here lately. It's nice. Peaceful. Nothing but time and a shitload of alcohol in the playroom. I miss those raucous dance parties. I need to get out and finish harvesting the rest of the garden. I sure hope somebody is up on the roof keeping a lookout.

*heads out to the grounds all by myself. Living on the edge.

You know I'm always watching you.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Its Friday. Isn't there supposed to be some wild, drunken, dance party with come-fuck-me-shoes?

 

[EndCredits]

Its Friday. Isn't there supposed to be some wild, drunken, dance party with come-fuck-me-shoes?

Do tell.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Do tell.

Have you been cleared for zombie bites? This is the zombie proof bunker after all...

 

[Chaingun]

Its Friday. Isn't there supposed to be some wild, drunken, dance party with come-fuck-me-shoes?

Parties have been temporarily suspended due to lack of interest. Cobwebs are hanging in the doorways and the generators need to recharge the batteries. The room full of Louboutins and Jimmy Choos is still there, and of course, you're welcome to all of them you want. Just remember the rule; they don't leave here.

And just to be safe, stay where I can see you, Teasecake.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

I was going to make some joke about come-fuck-me-shoes and the fact that I wear stay-the-fuck-away-from-me shoes. Then I got to wondering if anyone made a funny meme about Birkenstock shoes being the opposite of sexy heels. So I of course turned to Google. Check this out:

http://www.birkenstock.com.au/product_details/luna/2228/women/0

Now I don't think I have good taste in shoes, I mainly own Birks and Crocs. But those are some sexy Birks!!

 

[Chaingun]

I was going to make some joke about come-fuck-me-shoes and the fact that I wear stay-the-fuck-away-from-me shoes. Then I got to wondering if anyone made a funny meme about Birkenstock shoes being the opposite of sexy heels. So I of course turned to Google. Check this out:

http://www.birkenstock.com.au/product_details/luna/2228/women/0

Now I don't think I have good taste in shoes, I mainly own Birks and Crocs. But those are some sexy Birks!!

It does not seem possible that those hippy jackasses could make a shoe that sexy.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

It does not seem possible that those hippy jackasses could make a shoe that sexy.

Hey, hey... easy on the hippy hate- we're not all bad!

But I do agree, those some sexy shoes. If they weren't close to $700 I might buy them.

 

[EndCredits]

Have you been cleared for zombie bites? This is the zombie proof bunker after all...

You could vaccinate me.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

You could vaccinate me.

Why do I get the impression that you would gain pleasure from that?

 

[sereneone4u]

*Wraps arms protectively around you and holds you tightly.*

I know it's tough out there and you've had a hard time. I'm here.

*smiles softly and exhales*

 

[Ellafun]

You know I'm always watching you.

Thank goodness! I hate to think that that "I'm being watched" feeling is coming from the undead. Or unendowed. How tragic.

 

[thesweetsweetness]

Or unendowed. How tragic.

It's a darn good think I wasn't drinking as I read that, I'm sure i would have choked!

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

*is thrilled to see so many live people here!*

*unfortunately can't keep her eyes open anymore*

*drags Ella off to cuddle to sleep*

 

[Chaingun]

*smiles softly and exhales*

There, there, that's all you need do, Princess. Breathe in, breathe out. Everything will be fine.

 

[Chaingun]

Thank goodness! I hate to think that that "I'm being watched" feeling is coming from the undead. Or unendowed. How tragic.

Luckily, in the aftermath of 95% of the population being "gone," I am one of the most hung males on earth.

 

[Chaingun]

*is thrilled to see so many live people here!*

*unfortunately can't keep her eyes open anymore*

*drags Ella off to cuddle to sleep*

Plenty of time to play when you're awake.