MaxSmith
Yes, that was sarcasm.
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*pours the Jamaican Blue Mountain into the 24 oz mug she found in the pantry...*
"Cream or sugar?"
can I have some more while you're at it... mine got cold.
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*pours the Jamaican Blue Mountain into the 24 oz mug she found in the pantry...*
"Cream or sugar?"
Sure thing, Max...one more coming up..can I have some more while you're at it... mine got cold.
Sure thing, Max...one more coming up..
*pours a cup of JBM for Whip*Dave... Anyone?
What's happening?
..... I'm scared.
Dave... Anyone?
What's happening?
..... I'm scared.
Poor, Dave...
* rubbing harder on a particularly knotted muscle *
I do yoga most mornings... you're more than welcome to join me.
yoga...schmoga...
I like an inversion table...just hang there, decompression therapy.
Yoga keeps me bendy...![]()
I'm pretty bendy...lol and bouncy too..![]()

An inversion table, hmm?
....nevermind.
Mornin' Dave, and kittens.![]()

You know, I've been called sexy pet before. I'm thinking "Sexy Chimera" probably suits me more..
As long as "sexy" is in it, I believe it suits you just fine, darlin'.![]()
*Walks into the kitchen wrapped in a towel* Hello everybody, I need coffee.
Dave... Anyone?
What's happening?
..... I'm scared.
Both.![]()
Won't you stay with me? Makes me feel safe when you're here.I'm here Doll.
You are going to be fine. Your color is good, your eyes are focused. How do you feel? A little queasy...? I'm afraid that is a nasty side effect of your rejoining the living.
Let's get you back to your room.
You look like a million bucks. I'm glad. We were very scared for you last night. It was touch and go, and I think it's going to work out.
Bed rest. Nothing but bed rest for you. No...you aren't going to fight me on this. If I have to tie you to the bed...no, wait, if I have to come in here and sit on you, you're staying in this bed until after dinner tonight. You had a terrible night. Clawing and screaming...and biting.
You wound is healing up nicely. I think you'll be just fine and maybe, you won't even have much of a scar there where you were bitten. No. Stay there.
I'll bring you some tea and food, but you're staying here.
I'll just sit in the corner with my coffee and watch RA bounce.![]()
I think I may OD on corn chips and hummus....
OR, you could help me get her bouncing more...

Glad you think we're perky, Perky!I overheard bouncey & mightyaphrodite and, umm...I'm just gonna pour some coffee & sit over there...
But first hugging on the wimmens in here cos, well, they make me laugh.
Oh, you too, Dave.

OR, you could help me get her bouncing more...
I overheard bouncey & mightyaphrodite and, umm...I'm just gonna pour some coffee & sit over there...
But first hugging on the wimmens in here cos, well, they make me laugh.
Oh, you too, Dave.