Dave, My husband, would like to make a post..

[Starfish]

Hi, this is Dave,

I have a suggestion. If you are reading a post, and what you are reading doesn't sit right with you, and you are having bad feelings about the person who wrote it, hit the back button and bail out. Please try and get along.


Thank you,
Have a good one,
Dave

 

[perks]

so, y'all are the perfect ying yang couple?

 

[Starfish]

Yeah, he is nice, and I am not.

 

[perks]

Yeah, he is nice, and I am not.

you're nice, you're just... hmmmmmm. easily inflamed, as am I.

You're passionate. I have a steadying force in my life called husband too.

 

[april-wine]

Hmmmm the back button doesn't post your ASS........

 

[Guest]

Hi Dave!
Is it ok that I think your wife is one sexy woman?

 

[Guest]

Dave,

Get fucked.

And I mean that in the nicest way possible

 

[peachykeen]

Hi Dave. Give your wife a big kiss for me.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

C'mon Dave

Break down and register. You know you want to. You will only post once or twice a week, really. You can control it.

(Lit BB...crack for cyber junkies.)

 

[Starfish]

Dave went out for a smoke.

He is nervous.

I keep telling him about the fine women here, who would so very much get all 'hooked' on him, if he'd just join lit.

I told him you were all my bi sex mistresses and you were going to teach him a lesson about avoiding the bb for over two years.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hi Dave *smiles*

That is one beautiful, smart, sexy, funny and talented woman you have there. I think you should take her to bed immediately and fuck her silly.

 

[bad kitty]

Hi Dave, it is ok, we won't bite... unless ya want us too

 

[Starfish]

Dave's back..


D:Thank you for the wonderful hellos. Big Kiss done peachy.


It was nice to finally post here folks. I'll get around to registering if I find I have the time.

G:Okay Fucker, get off the computer now.

D:Okay, it's all yours baby.... bye y'all.

 

[Guest]

Hi Dave, it is ok, we won't bite... unless ya want us too

Don't worry Dave, this one takes orders quite well.


Ruby! Dave can be enticed to register by proof of the raw sexuality of some of our finest ladies. Show him by sexing me up, will you?

BK, you get to watch and help out as ordered.

Fish, hold Dave's smoke like a good little wife.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Heres an idea

Give some of the nice ladies here his Email addy in some well place PMs. Think that might motivate him?

 

[bad kitty]

Don't worry Dave, this one takes orders quite well.

sometimes

 

[Rambling Rose]

*swoon*

He said "y'all".

 

[sunstruck]

*swoon*

He said "y'all".

I have the same thing with darlin'.

 

[Starfish]

I have the same thing with darlin'.

He says that too...

He is my tall drink of water.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby! Dave can be enticed to register by proof of the raw sexuality of some of our finest ladies. Show him by sexing me up, will you?

Can you guys believe the gall of this man? Who does he think he is talking to me like that?

Oh wait! That's the gorgeous man with the awesome chest, arms, shoulders and smile.

Hi Storm.