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[Alvin Brickrock]

This 33 year old girl's looking for a construction laborer/alcoholic/chain smoker that makes between 50 and 75 G's a year. Talk about limiting your options. The smoking question on this particular site cracks me up. Under smoking you can list 1. Don't Smoke. 2. Smoke Socially. 3. Smoke Daily. Isn't smoking more of an anti-social habit? Strange. Anyway, here's her match description.

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About her matches
Seeking: Male

Age Range Between: 18 and 35

Location: All Locations

Hair: Auburn / Red

Eyes: Brown

Height: From 5 feet 1 inches To 6 feet 11 inches
From 154.9 cmTo 210.8 cm

Body Type: Slim / Slender

Languages: English

Ethnicity: White / Caucasian

Religion: Any, Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian - Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual, but not religious, Other

Education: Any, High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Occupation: Labor / Construction

Income: $50,000 to $74,999

Smoker: Smoke Daily

Drinker: Drink Regularly

Status: Never Married

Have Children: Yes, living sometimes at home

Want Children: No