Dating red flags

[COCK_STAR]

Exactly what the title says. What things are red flags that make you run for the door as fast as you can? Mine:

1. A woman that can't cook. I mean what are you a fucking idiot? If you are too dumb to follow directions off of food network it any other cooking site, I'm out.

2. The chick that only has guy friends

3. The woman that wants to be fisted. Was with a fister once... Gross. She was so blown out.

I have a million... Lets see what we can come up with.

 

[Aquagal]

Dudes with Cock Star in their name.

 

[richard_daily]

Women who date guys who complain about women not being able to cook.

 

[Sean]

People that use "off of".

 

[Laurel]

Why would anyone want to?

 

[Laurel]

Date red flags, I mean.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I can fry an egg under my tits but only whilst being fisted.

 

[islandman]

Exactly what the title says. What things are red flags that make you run for the door as fast as you can? Mine:

1. A woman that can't cook. I mean what are you a fucking idiot? If you are too dumb to follow directions off of food network it any other cooking site, I'm out.

2. The chick that only has guy friends

3. The woman that wants to be fisted. Was with a fister once... Gross. She was so blown out.

I have a million... Lets see what we can come up with.

Check out all the n00bs above me who didn't quote the OP.

 

[dolf]

too easy.

 

[Laurel]

Guilty as charged.

 

[dolf]

Guilty as charged.

lies. i should know. i tried.

 

[Laurel]

:lewdgroping:

What was...? Oh yeah, red flag dating...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Lessee

I dated a math perfesser who spent the entire dinner weeping over the guy who dumped her. Then I took a letter carrier out who spent all of dinner wanting advice for how to get her old boyfriend back (she flew to Atlanta to see him and he wouldn't let her in his house). Then there was the gal with a crotch that smelled so bad it made me ill. Did I mention the house fulla cat shit?

I met 4, outta many, who were keepers.

Widows are prolly the worst. I dated 3, and all of them were strange. It was like there were 3 of us on the date.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I can fry an egg under my tits but only whilst being fisted.

That's Hawt.

No seriously, that's really, really Hawt.

 

[Wide_eyed_Indulgence]

He forgot his wallet.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That's Hawt.

No seriously, that's really, really Hawt.

No ROB that aint hot at all.

 

[Laurel]

I can fry an egg under my tits but only whilst being fisted.

I saw that on your LinkedIn!

 

[butters]

I can fry an egg under my tits but only whilst being fisted.

now there's a skill not many have mastered

britain's got talent in your future?

 

[islandman]

I saw that on your LinkedIn!

Reported to the mods for the posting of person information.

 

[Adre]

I can fry an egg under my tits but only whilst being fisted.

I'm almost afraid to ask how you make toast.

 

[islandman]

I'm almost afraid to ask how you make toast.

She affixes her gorgon-like stare at a piece of bread.

 

[CHNOPS]

I make scrambled eggs by shaking the chicken really hard before she pops the eggs out.

 

[JohnnySavage]

By "dating red flags" is the op trying to take one to dinner and possibly rubbing one off on it later, or simply trying to find out how old it is?

 

[butters]

I make scrambled eggs by shaking the chicken really hard before she pops the eggs out.

x2

 

[islandman]

x2

Try and imagine where he keeps the sausage.