Dark Stormy Night

[King Tovo]

I am jennifer, I am a grad student from Kentucky, I am rather chunky, and I am a neegro.

One night I was sitting in my dorm thinking about anal sex while reading texts books about the American Civil War, when a giant blue and white time portal opened up by my hot plate.

Out of this time portal popped out an 8 foot tall lizard man, he laughed like a pirate, grabbed his incredibly long penis and blew fire out of it.

 

[Bigspermypig]

OMGOOSES the same thing happened to me but i am not black i am albina ond anerexic and the force of his 8 foot penis tore off one off my breasts now i only have 3

 

[King Tovo]

You are supposed to continue the story silly.


Anyways the lizard let out a big roar and said to me "How would you like we to eat Ihop pancakes off of your naked, fat, black, booty?"

I thought it was a great idea, so we both ran out side to goto Ihop, but right when we get out side we see a giant, naked..........

 

[Bigspermypig]

14 year old boy named Aaron the lizard roared feircly at him but since aaron listened to power metal he knew how to slay this beast his rippling muscles tore out of his shirt and he slayed the lizard and cut off his penis then he...

 

[SeanConnery]

Ew, black people are a no.

 

[King Tovo]

Then he ripped off my pants and said "my god you are fat" and then hit her with a broom.

She cried.

Then she went on Maury cause she has a fear of cats.

The end.

 

[SeanConnery]

i wasz the fatha

 

[King Tovo]

This story really made me want to jerk it.