Darien

[stargazer76]

Thanks Jen...

I appreciate your concern...I'm getting over it, but it's a slow process....Lightning is being very helpful....

 

[PolythenePam]

~tears~

star--y--y-you broke my DUCK???????????? I guess I'll learn never to loan out my 'special' ducks.....~sniffles~

Maybe we could use our party to celebrate all the happiness the duck brought to so many?? ~perks up~

 

[stargazer76]

I DID NOT!!!

I didn't break the duck....I DIDN'T....I just, kind of, wore him out a little....give him a few days....he'll recover....

I'm all for the party, though! TOGA, TOGA, TOGA!!!

 

[Bluenose]

*sending Pam a new Duck*

 

[april-wine]

ahhhhhh now the story comes out lol........used and abused duck, kicked to the curb.......story at 11

 

[stargazer76]

APRIL!!

*shocked* I didn't abuse him! Use him, yes. Abuse him, no! And I'm shocked and hurt that you would think that of me!

 

[PolythenePam]

now my duck needs counseling....AND batteries?? star, you are a cruel woman indeed......

~gently taking the new duck from Blue and hiding it from star~

 

[willywanker]

Pssssst, Pam.

The duck may just need a new battery. But I'd be happy to take his place in your collection. We could see if I 'make bath time ohhhh so fun', hehehehehe.

 

[PolythenePam]

Re: Pssssst, Pam.

The duck may just need a new battery. But I'd be happy to take his place in your collection. We could see if I 'make bath time ohhhh so fun', hehehehehe.

willy, I have one week till I have to return to work--you need to put up or shut up ~evil smile~

 

[JenJ]

Already tried that one Jen, It didn't work

Well let me think some more and see if I can figure something out.

 

[april-wine]

interview with duckies mommy

when duckie floated home how was he???

it was awful, he was laying on side unable to keep his feet beneath him


wow, that is incredible, what else can you tell us??


he was black and blue all over......tiny nibble marks everywhere
and strangely he had a broad smile on his duckie face when he passed.....



a smile, really???

yes they are still trying to wipe the grin off his face, it is an open casket......


well thats it folks......this sooya wanna lickit signing off back to you

 

[JenJ]

*fixing the duck* The Duck should be just fine know Pam

 

[PolythenePam]

woohoo--Ducky seems good as new......~flips the switch and hides him away for now, reassuring him that the evil star woman won't ever see his sweet lil beak again~

Thank you all for the help and concern

Now--toga???

 

[stargazer76]

HEY!

Why is everyone implying I am a cold, heartless, duck-abuser?!?!?! That duck was of the age of consent....everything the duck and I did was fine by the duck....the duck and I cared about each other....it just didn't work out.... If you want the truth, this is all Lightning's fault...he got jealous, everything got out of hand....it's not me....

 

[JenJ]

where is lightning

 

[stargazer76]

Lightning

He's dealing with work-related issues. He misses everyone, but his supervisor is a bitch from hell. He's attempting to lay low....

 

[PolythenePam]

Re: HEY!

Why is everyone implying I am a cold, heartless, duck-abuser?!?!?! That duck was of the age of consent....everything the duck and I did was fine by the duck....the duck and I cared about each other....it just didn't work out.... If you want the truth, this is all Lightning's fault...he got jealous, everything got out of hand....it's not me....

....just be glad I didn't drag you on Jerry Springer and snatch the weave outta your hair!!

~L~ Okay, all is forgiven, really--Ducky is fine, he's resting quietly, he's ready to move on.....

 

[stargazer76]

....just be glad I didn't drag you on Jerry Springer and snatch the weave outta your

You wish, honey....I would have bitch slapped you before it got to that point.

Glad the duck is moving on....now, back to that TOGA idea....

 

[JenJ]

Star Pam

calm down no need to fight

 

[Bluenose]

Well let me think some more and see if I can figure something out.

Thanks Jen

 

[stargazer76]

Jen....

Pam knows I love her and would never do something like bitch-slap her (even if she deserves it)....just like she would never snatch the weave outta my hair (even though I definitely deserve it - LOL). No worries.

 

[JenJ]

Shy um Blue's stethescope got in the shower cause I put it there I grabbed it so I could play dr with someone but I forgot she was gone all weekend so I'm sorry.

 

[PolythenePam]

Re: ....just be glad I didn't drag you on Jerry Springer and snatch the weave outta your

You wish, honey....I would have bitch slapped you before it got to that point.

Glad the duck is moving on....now, back to that TOGA idea....

Well, I woulda just flashed my boobusses at the audience and got them all on my side....hehehehe

....am I the only one here wrapped in a Sailor Moon sheet or what....??!!

 

[JenJ]

Re: Jen....

Pam knows I love her and would never do something like bitch-slap her (even if she deserves it)....just like she would never snatch the weave outta my hair (even though I definitely deserve it - LOL). No worries.

lmao okay that's the mommy thing coming through i swear

 

[stargazer76]

I snagged the satin sheets off my bed...

....just for this toga party...why is everyone but Pam still dressed....?