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[9inchexstripper]

.....

 

[Mrtenant]

weak

 

[Sans Tache]

With 9 inches you should be able to get more than your finger in your ass.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

With 9 inches you should be able to get more than your finger in your ass.

*LIKE*

 

[Sans Tache]

*LIKE*

I know 2 guys who can do so...always a crowd pleasure.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I know 2 guys who can do so...always a crowd pleasure.

omg lmao


I had a playmate who could suck himself off. sexxxxyyyyyy lmao


he was krazy f'ing fun, though, seriously.

 

[9inchexstripper]

.....

 

[Sans Tache]

omg lmao


I had a playmate who could suck himself off. sexxxxyyyyyy lmao


he was krazy f'ing fun, though, seriously.

I was able to do so, when I was younger and much more limber. My first wife would invite a friend over to watch.
After we divorced I was amazed at the number of women voyeurs.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I was able to do so, when I was younger and much more limber. My first wife would invite a friend over to watch.
After we divorced I was amazed at the number of women voyeurs.

where did you say you live??

*listens*

*takes notes*

*checks batteries in camera*

 

[Mrtenant]

I can make mine look a belly button, with lots of hair of course

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I can make mine look a belly button, with lots of hair of course

so you got a grower, huh?


(belly laugh #7 btw )

 

[may_I_please]

I can make mine look a belly button, with lots of hair of course

*guffaw*

Cue Lit line: pics or it didn't happen

 

[Mrtenant]

*guffaw*

Cue Lit line: pics or it didn't happen

lol, I'd be so famous!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

lol, I'd be so famous!

now think carefully about this:
are you certain that this is what you want your fifteen minutes of Lit-fame to be about?

 

[Sans Tache]

where did you say you live??

*listens*

*takes notes*

*checks batteries in camera*

In the Baltimore/DC area...not so flexible these days...but if you want to take picture of me doing other perverted acts...

 

[Mrtenant]

now think carefully about this:
are you certain that this is what you want your fifteen minutes of Lit-fame to be about?

well, sure beats riding the bicycle with the dildo going up my ass, no one really cared for that

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

well, sure beats riding the bicycle with the dildo going up my ass, no one really cared for that

fuck fuck fuck

if I laugh any more today, i'm not gonna be able to keep this vibe in, and then i'll really be in trouble.

*pause*

*thinks*

know any jokes?

 

[elli1]

now think carefully about this:
are you certain that this is what you want your fifteen minutes of Lit-fame to be about?

can you seriously think of a better opportunity?

 

[Mrtenant]

fuck fuck fuck

if I laugh any more today, i'm not gonna be able to keep this vibe in, and then i'll really be in trouble.

*pause*

*thinks*

know any jokes?

ya , here's one....


My wife's idea of oral sex is


to sit down and talk me out of it.

 

[peekingone]

fuck fuck fuck

if I laugh any more today, i'm not gonna be able to keep this vibe in, and then i'll really be in trouble.

*pause*

*thinks*

know any jokes?

uh oh she might pee her pants the next time get the mop or tissues lol

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

can you seriously think of a better opportunity?

ya , here's one....


My wife's idea of oral sex is


to sit down and talk me out of it.

uh oh she might pee her pants the next time get the mop or tissues lol

HEY!!

what is this---Gang Up On Honey Day???

 

[elli1]

HEY!!

what is this---Gang Up On Honey Day???

you'd fucking love that

 

[Mrtenant]

HEY!!

what is this---Gang Up On Honey Day???

Ok ...Gang, we got a title for the movie, lets get it made!

 

[peekingone]

HEY!!

what is this---Gang Up On Honey Day???

nope just wanting to have you laugh again that is all. Gang what??? you are naughty

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

you'd fucking love that

Ok ...Gang, we got a title for the movie, lets get it made!

only if Porkwarrior can be here to film it.