Dare to be stupid

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Put down that chain saw and listen to me.
It's time for us to join in the fight.
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
You better put all your eggs in one basket.
You better count your chickens before they hatch.
You better sell some wine before its time.
You better find yourself an itch to scratch.

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can,
When Mr. Whipple's not around.
Stick your head in the microwave, and get yourself a tan.
Talk with your mouth full.
Bite the hand that feeds you.
Bite off more than you can chew.
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid.

Take some wooden nickels.
Look for Mr. Goodbar.
Get your mojo working now.
I'll show you how.
You can dare to be stupid.

You can turn the other cheek.
You can just give up the ship.
You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip.
Dare to be stupid.

Come on and dare to be stupid.
It's so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Let's go!

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill.
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk.
Now it's time for crying in your beer.
Settle down, raise a family, join the P.T.A.
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away.
It's okay... you can dare to be stupid.

It's like spitting on a fish.
It's like barking up a tree.
It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free.
Dare to be stupid.

Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid.
It's so easy, so easy to do.
We're all waiting for you.
Burn your candle at both ends.
Look a gift horse in the mouth.
Mashed potatoes can be your friends.

You can be a coffee achiever.
You can sit around the house
And watch "Leave It To Beaver."
The future's up to you.
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid.
Dare to be stupid.

What did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
Tell me, what did I say?
(Dare to be stupid.)
It's all right.
(Dare to be stupid.)
We can be stupid all night.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Come on, join the crowd.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Shout it out loud.
(Dare to be stupid.)
I can't hear you.
(Dare to be stupid.)
Okay, I can hear you now.
(Dare to be stupid.)

 

[Spinaroonie]

One of the best albums ever.

 

[Laurel]

Where is Al nowadays? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

 

[Sillyman]

Where is Al nowadays? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Look the man came out with an album not that long ago, and he doesn't just pop one out every year or so because he knows people get sick of him if he overdoes it. Simple.

I knew there was some reason I liked you Todd, I just didn't know what.

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Where is Al nowadays? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Glad you asked me that

VH1 "ONE HIT WONDERS"
Al will be on VH1's "100 Greatest One Hit Wonders" show! No, not as a wonder, but commenting on such featured wonders as Taco, Right Said Fred, and others. Catch it throughout the week of May 6th:
Monday at 10pm (Eastern time, check your local listings)
Tuesday at 11am and 9pm (Eastern...)
Wednesday at 8pm (Eastern...)
Thursday at 7pm (Eastern...)
Friday at 3pm (Eastern...)
Saturday at 12 noon (Eastern...)

Find more Al on TV at MUSICSTATION - ROCK ON TV
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Coming soon to VH1... Driven: 'Weird Al' Yankovic!
Driven is a new program that will trace the artist's history, from childhood to the first glimmer of stardom, through the eyes of those who knew him best: teachers, creative partners, family members and friends.

VH1 is looking for EARLY PHOTOS and/or footage to help tell this story. Please contact Jon Michals at jonathan.michals@vh1staff.com if you have any materials that might assist us in illustrating Al's history from 1959 until 1985. The episode is slated for a mid-July debut, stay tuned right here for more details!



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UHF ON DVD!!!
Since July 21, 1989, many of you out there have been wondering, "When can I get 'Weird Al' Yankovic's cult-hit movie "UHF" on DVD, a format that has yet to be invented?" Well, mark your calendars, folks, 'cause MGM Home Video will be releasing it to an unsuspecting public on June 4, 2002! Al was very involved in the production of the DVD, which will include the following special features:
Movie digitally remastered in both 16:9 (widescreen) and 4:3 (full screen)!
Running commentary by Al Yankovic and Jay Levey (plus surprise special guests)!
Deleted Scenes (hosted by Al)!
Photo gallery (with over 200 pictures)!
Behind The Scenes documentary!
Teaser trailer and full theatrical trailer!
The "UHF" music video!
Interactive menus!
Audio and subtitles in English, French & Spanish!


Pre-order at Amazon.com for a great price!
A note to our friends outside North America:
This is an NTSC Region 1 version, intended for DVD players in the U.S. and Canada, and most computer DVD drives.
However, there are currently no plans for any additional foreign releases, and if that changes we'll be the first to let you know!




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AL IN CONCERT!!
After racking up a number of record-breaking appearances, Al will once again be performing at the Orange County Fair in Costa Mesa, California - this time for an entire week! He’ll be there from July 22-26, doing one show a night (two on Friday). This is a special engagement, and at the present time there are no plans for other shows this summer. Check the Orange County Fair site for ticket info!

 

[Spinaroonie]

Lasik, and his hair straightened. He got rid of the look.

He's mastering a version of UHF for DVD.

 

[Silverluna]

Yo-yo yodaaa!!!! Y-O-D-A YODA!!!!!!



I want a new duck...


I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage and throw it on the floor and stomp on it till i die.....than spend one more minute with you!!

 

[nasty]

I was hoping to see him come out with a new album with the new Star Wars movie. The song he did about TPM was hilarious.