Daniel Boone Country

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

THE LATEST PLAN TO DRIVE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA OUT OF THE MOUNTAINS OF AFGHANISTAN IS TO SEND IN A TEAM OF KENTUCKY SPECIAL FORCES. BILLY BOB, BUBBA, BOO, SCOOTER AND COOTER ARE BEING SENT IN WITH THE FOLLOWING INFO ABOUT THE TALIBAN:
1.. THE SEASON OPENED LAST WEEKEND.
2.. THERE IS NO LIMIT.
3.. THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN
4.. THEY DON'T LIKE BEER, PICKUP TRUCKS,COUNTRY MUSIC OR JESUS.
5.. THEY DON'T LIKE BARBECUE
6.. THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR DALE EARNHARDT'S DEATH.
THIS SHOULD BE OVER IN ABOUT A WEEK!

 

[Lasher]

Daniel Boone was a man, he was a biiiiigggg man....

I'm thinking if we just flood all the Al Quaeda operatives with emails written in all caps they'll come out of hiding in no time.