Danger Wank

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I'm currently away with the family on a campsite. Showering in the motorhome is a bit cramped so usually use the shower block on site. Yesterday while taking a shower I felt the urge to crack one off, only issue being that the cubicles either side were occupied and therfore throwing in an element of risk.....still went ahead and completed my mission though.

This leads me to ask, what's the riskiest fumble you've ever attempted (successful or otherwise)?
 
Front chair in the living room with other family nearby, but technically behind me. Yes, I finished the deed
 
at work at the desk, while the colleague sat 2 meters further at his desk.
 
When a teenager, in a tree house at the bottom of a friends garden, he and I were watching his sister and her friends sunbathe in the garden. We both wanked ourselves watching them.
 
Watching a belly dancer, with my overcoat over my lap. I don't think she noticed me as I came.
 
On a rainy day me and the woman i was with at the time sheltered in a church and she ended up riding my cock in the confessional
 
Over the last couple weeks I have jerked off to completion (and HUGE loads) on the couch, while my (adult) daughter is asleep next to me.
 
Up the pointy end of the aircraft - Business Class - on a Transatlantic flight. The woman next to me said that she had the urge to 'rub one out'. 'Would you like to join me?' she asked.

At JFK we both went our separate ways. And I never did find out her name.
 
Standing in railway station shelter whilst waiting for a train. I was keeping a very keen ear out for the gate being opened. I'd got totally flustered imagining doing the nice little thing I was dating at the time up the arse.
 
in a hot tub at the YMCA when I was a teenager. I was alone in the tub, and aimed one of the jets perfectly to massage the underside of my cock, as i had pulled the front of my suit down below my balls. Three adults slipped into the tub just before I came....everyone was in swimsuits, and there were LOTS of bubbles/churn in the water. Nobody saw anything...but I came hard with them no more than three feet away.
 
in a hot tub at the YMCA when I was a teenager. I was alone in the tub, and aimed one of the jets perfectly to massage the underside of my cock, as i had pulled the front of my suit down below my balls. Three adults slipped into the tub just before I came....everyone was in swimsuits, and there were LOTS of bubbles/churn in the water. Nobody saw anything...but I came hard with them no more than three feet away.

I’m sure that was super hot for a horny teenager!
 
I don't masturbate often but I have done it openly in the front yard while doing yard work. Why hide it?
 
In a multi-bed hostel room in Rome.

I was in the room by myself and I wasn't covered up. My bed was the first thing you saw when the door opened. Had anyone walked in, I was screwed.

Trying to think of others.
 
I'm currently away with the family on a campsite. Showering in the motorhome is a bit cramped so usually use the shower block on site. Yesterday while taking a shower I felt the urge to crack one off, only issue being that the cubicles either side were occupied and therfore throwing in an element of risk.....still went ahead and completed my mission though.

This leads me to ask, what's the riskiest fumble you've ever attempted (successful or otherwise)?
During a meeting with 16 people around the conference table I got a really hard erection and I was able to press it against the underside and edge of the table moving just enough to work the tip until I could not hold back and I cum in my pants. Nobody knew.
There have been many more
 
I spent months cumming next to my sleeping while on LIT. Chatting with Lit friends and even listening live on headphones.

It's shame we have partners that dont engage with us. When i wake up in the morning i usually like to stroke a little before getting up for coffee. I know sometimes she see's me and just rolls away...:(
 
During a meeting with 16 people around the conference table I got a really hard erection and I was able to press it against the underside and edge of the table moving just enough to work the tip until I could not hold back and I cum in my pants. Nobody knew.
There have been many more

Now that would be a risk !! But the return on that risk, 16 people !! wonder if someone else noticed and started doing the same to get some relief ;)
 
Not long after I got my driver’s license, I was driving home from the library and just had to get off, so I stroked off while driving. What a mess! But it was fun.

I occasionally jerk off in parking lots or public restrooms while sexting. It is a great thrill.
 
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