Dancers: Wanted

[Batch]

Any age, or experience for a highly creative, and energetic enterprise of a dancing nature.

Must bring own sheet music. We will have a piano/organ player for auditions.

You supply your own props and dance pants, there will be a charge for 'jazz pants' if your ass don't look good in them. So you have been warned.

Subject: The Angst or Apathy of the GB

 

[bronzeage]

I've never danced in pants, before. Is it a requirement, or optional.

 

[Batch]

I've never danced in pants, before. Is it a requirement, or optional.

I'll leave that decision to my stage manager. For whom I


wait to arrive.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I'd say it's optional.

 

[bronzeage]

I'll leave that decision to my stage manager. For whom I


wait to arrive.

I'll have to check my contract with the Chippendale Senior Tour and see if it allows to do amateur shows.

 

[Batch]

I'll have to check my contract with the Chippendale Senior Tour and see if it allows to do amateur shows.

And you must submit The Theme of your Dance, too.

For the playbill.

 

[bronzeage]

And you must submit The Theme of your Dance, too.

For the playbill.

It's a composition of my own called, "They were Wild Before You Got Here."

 

[Batch]

It's a composition of my own called, "They were Wild Before You Got Here."

Sketched it out for me....

 

[Batch]

I'd say it's optional.

*facepalm*

I am so slow.

 

[HAL_9000]

You call, Hal answers:

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

thanks for sharing..

 

[BotanyBoy]

 

[Batch]

Yep.
That's what I was expecting.

 

[Phelia]

Humbly, I would like to submit my routine for consideration. I will run around stage with a butterfly net trying to catch raindrops. It won't be real water - it will just be the impression of rain made with lights and sound effects. This will continue for seventeen minutes. I will stop and drop to my knees, then pivot at my hips and press my hands to the ground so I am on all fours, then I will let my body sink from the middle and my extremities stretch until I'm prostrate. Then I will start rolling around, and it will become apparent that there has been a diaphanous piece of fabric covering the ground the entire time, and I will roll around until my entire body is cocooned, and then when I'm completely swaddled, it will actually start raining, and then the lights will go down.

In the playbill, I would like to request a picture of Hello Kitty holding a miniature American flag in lieu of my name or a title/description of my performance.

What do you think?

 

[bronzeage]

Humbly, I would like to submit my routine for consideration. I will run around stage with a butterfly net trying to catch raindrops. It won't be real water - it will just be the impression of rain made with lights and sound effects. This will continue for seventeen minutes. I will stop and drop to my knees, then pivot at my hips and press my hands to the ground so I am on all fours, then I will let my body sink from the middle and my extremities stretch until I'm prostrate. Then I will start rolling around, and it will become apparent that there has been a diaphanous piece of fabric covering the ground the entire time, and I will roll around until my entire body is cocooned, and then when I'm completely swaddled, it will actually start raining, and then the lights will go down.

In the playbill, I would like to request a picture of Hello Kitty holding a miniature American flag in lieu of my name or a title/description of my performance.

What do you think?

Will you be wearing pants? There seems to be some issue about that.

 

[Batch]

Humbly, I would like to submit my routine for consideration. I will run around stage with a butterfly net trying to catch raindrops. It won't be real water - it will just be the impression of rain made with lights and sound effects. This will continue for seventeen minutes. I will stop and drop to my knees, then pivot at my hips and press my hands to the ground so I am on all fours, then I will let my body sink from the middle and my extremities stretch until I'm prostrate. Then I will start rolling around, and it will become apparent that there has been a diaphanous piece of fabric covering the ground the entire time, and I will roll around until my entire body is cocooned, and then when I'm completely swaddled, it will actually start raining, and then the lights will go down.

In the playbill, I would like to request a picture of Hello Kitty holding a miniature American flag in lieu of my name or a title/description of my performance.

What do you think?

Lovely.

Pay no attention to the pant issue.

 

[Phelia]

Will you be wearing pants? There seems to be some issue about that.

I've been rehearsing in pants, but at the end of the day, for me, it's really about what the audience wants.

 

[bronzeage]

I've been rehearsing in pants, but at the end of the day, for me, it's really about what the audience wants.

Batch wants me to drop the pants.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Humbly, I would like to submit my routine for consideration. I will run around stage with a butterfly net trying to catch raindrops. It won't be real water - it will just be the impression of rain made with lights and sound effects. This will continue for seventeen minutes. I will stop and drop to my knees, then pivot at my hips and press my hands to the ground so I am on all fours, then I will let my body sink from the middle and my extremities stretch until I'm prostrate. Then I will start rolling around, and it will become apparent that there has been a diaphanous piece of fabric covering the ground the entire time, and I will roll around until my entire body is cocooned, and then when I'm completely swaddled, it will actually start raining, and then the lights will go down.

In the playbill, I would like to request a picture of Hello Kitty holding a miniature American flag in lieu of my name or a title/description of my performance.

What do you think?

I love it.

I just hope it's not too subtle for the hoople-heads.

Perhaps, at the end, when the lights are lowest, some sort of explosion could occur followed by a zebra stampede?

 

[Batch]

Batch wants me to drop the pants.

I will not interfere in the Creative process.

 

[Batch]

I love it.

I just hope it's not too subtle for the hoople-heads.

Perhaps, at the end, when the lights are lowest, some sort of explosion could occur followed by a zebra stampede?

Oh. An explosion! And zebras! Genius.

Will you be my stage manager?

 

[Phelia]

I really like where this is going. I won't even ask whether or not the zebras will be wearing pants because that's how I much I trust both of you and your artistic vision.

 

[Saint Peter]

Panties come off at the end of the second song.

Keep you tongue in your mouth.
Keep your hands in your lap.

Keep a fresh drink in front of you at all times.



Enjoy the show.

 

[Batch]

Panties come off at the end of the second song.

Keep you tongue in your mouth.
Keep your hands in your lap.

Keep a fresh drink in front of you at all times.



Enjoy the show.

I thought you wore boxers?

 

[Saint Peter]

I thought you wore boxers?

Phelia is using those for her butterfly net.