Dance Night At The Old Supers Retirement Home (Open To The Silly And Immature Only)

[BabblingBrook]

Captain Banana was in fine form today. He had gotten himself out of bed, shaved his ruggedly handsome face, combed his gray hair over to hide his bald pate and put on his best yellow tuxedo. As always, his yellow banana codpiece was in place, though it seemed to fit his a bit more roomy than in years of yore. He pulled his famous Banana Head mask over his noble features and straightened his black bow-tie. Despite having spent ten years of retirement in The Long Dark Shadow Memorial Retirement Home And Long Term Medical Facility, he was still a reasonably trim figure of a man. His belly might have a slight paunch, but he still had his signature shoulders. His arms might have shrunk a bit, but the cleft in his chin had actually gotten deeper.

Cute little Nurse Lupe came in to check on him. He enjoyed staring at her trim, firm little package, stuffed into her little white uniform. She always helped him feel like himself again and made his codpiece fit like it used too. "Mr. Roberts, how are we feeling today?" She knew he liked to be called Captain Banana, but she always insisted on using his secret identity name. It was humiliating.

She put a pressure cuff over his arm and started to pump. He gave her his best come-hither leer as he stared down her cleavage, but as always she ignored him. She pronounced him fit to join the world, made him take his medications like a good old geezer, then rolled her hips out of his room, headed off toward the next lucky stiff.

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