Dance as a mating ritual?
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Females are pragmatic. Money tops their mating list. Status and prestige are 2nd.
JackLuis
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Yep, but availability is also important.
bronzeage
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If it was that easy, even you could get some pussy.
Xelebes
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Dancing in Western Europe for almost a millenia, was a mating ritual only. Everything else was considered taboo. However, there were some exceptions that were used for specific teaching purposes like Morris Dancing (used to teach farming practices) and the Holzhacker (used to teach sawing.)
Huckleman2000
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Nowadays, we have "the lawnmower" and "the sprinkler". These teach us lawncare.
Stella_Omega
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I've always been partial to Rock and Rollers onstage.
One thing about a guy dancing is it gives women a chance to just watch him, and assess him. I don't know how often the assessments are correct, mind you-- but the desire to do so is undeniable.
One thing about a guy dancing is it gives women a chance to just watch him, and assess him. I don't know how often the assessments are correct, mind you-- but the desire to do so is undeniable.
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moves..
I can tell if a man would excite me buy how he dances....
Its sensual..brushing grinding rhythm ...strokes...of course its like foreplay....
And if you can make me hot on the dance floor high chances those times would be hotter off...
Though a close grind to see if i make him hard is a good indication...
I can tell if a man would excite me buy how he dances....
Its sensual..brushing grinding rhythm ...strokes...of course its like foreplay....
And if you can make me hot on the dance floor high chances those times would be hotter off...
Though a close grind to see if i make him hard is a good indication...
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Is that what disco dancing was all about? Teaching us to point?
I remember hearing in college that "dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire." I've never heard it put better than that.
He can and for the precise reasons he cited.
TE999
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Oh really?
That would explain why Baptists don't like dancing...or anything else not concerned with Heaven, Hell and Total Immersion for that matter.
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I heard that quote in the movie "Shall We Dance." I think it's originally from a Frost poem, but I'm not totally sure about that.
He can and for the precise reasons he cited.
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True insight regarding the 'fairer sex' (although I always marveled at the unfairness of the 'fairer' sex - I've never rejected it) on all counts, JBJ, but the ability to dance is part of the intangible and unknowable mystery that makes sex so AMAZING!!!!!
Don't despair, JBJ, you'll figure out NORMAL human sexual response one of these days.....by process of elimination if by no other.......................meantimes, get yer groove on.....................shake that thang!!!!!
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sure, if you want to attract the kind of women who look at your billfold-- go for it. You get what you pay for, as long as you can pay for it.
If you want to fuck women who love to fuck, you need to show some potential ability in fucking. You get what you give, and then you get some more.
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And poi is a war dance, liquid is a martial dance teaching how to roll with the blows, breakdancing is teaching manœuvres for those laser security systems, jitterbug is. . . well the jitterbug just is.
