Damnit, Im trying.

[Bluesboy2]

It's all the damn kids and grandkids that give ya gray hairs in the first place I tell ya!

You better duck!

You may be the sexiest grandma I know. Hell I would do you for cheap...

 

[marksgirl]

You may be the sexiest grandma I know. Hell I would do you for cheap...

You sweet talker!

 

[Guest]

welcome jenn

hope you enjoy yourself alot and meet alot of the nice folks here!!!!

 

[SlowHand89]

SHAMEFULL!!

Everyone has let this thread get all the way to the third page without anyone giving you a proper welcoming to Lit. They obviously don't care much for you.

Jennxxx, if you want to be popular and to have a voice here at Lit then....


Show us your TITS!!

 

[Jennxxx]

LMAO @ Slowhand!!!
Is this a normal custom or would I be a first?

Blues - My hair is auburn and no gray* yet! But..... I am turning 30 soon.

Hi Johnny! Yes, I did notice you... I figure you for a realist/flirt.. In that order. Keeping in mind that I have only been watching for about 3 days, dont flame me if I'm wrong.


Thanks ljmo!


Kisses to all!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Since I have just been accused in a PM of filling the vacated role of a certian South Park Character....

screw the tits, we want to see your ass.

 

[bluespoke]

LMAO @ Slowhand!!!
Is this a normal custom or would I be a first?

It's a perfectly normal custom!











Well asking for the pictures is. Getting them is a different matter!

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Hi Johnny! Yes, I did notice you... You figure you for a realist/flirt.. In that order. Keeping in mind that I have only been watching for about 3 days, dont flame me if I'm wrong.

I like you already...wanna get nekkid and wrestle in some pudding?

 

[SlowHand89]

It's customarily presented to a newbie by about the third or fourth post, which is why I'm shocked that you reached the third page. I certainly hope you don't hold it against anyone for not requesting the sight of your beautiful boobs but you can definately.. (oh, wait for it, wait for it, here it comes...) hold them against me.


Welcome aboard.

 

[Jennxxx]

LMAO!! Im almost tempted to post a boobie shot!

You guys are all so sweet, didn't even say a word about all those ugly typos!

 

[Jennxxx]

Pudding. Hmmm, lemme think about that one...






Ok, thought about it. ---- Sure!!!

 

[Mizz_Erotica]

Welcome to Lit Jenn

 

[Guest]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Pudding. Hmmm, lemme think about that one...






Ok, thought about it. ---- Sure!!!

Vanilla of chocolate?

*starts pouring milk into the kiddie pool*

 

[Jennxxx]

Thanks Mizz! I love your name..

 

[Jennxxx]

Vanilla.




Yummmmm.......

 

[Guest]

 

[funspirit]

hey Jenn- welcome, and congrats on graduating from lurker to poster

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Vanilla.




Yummmmm.......

I'm in love already....woodcarver, get the big wooden spoons, we've got some stirring to do!!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Good Morning everyone! (Or, Good Evening where it applies...)

I've been lurking for a few days now, trying to get a feel for this board.

It's amazing how you read something as short as a single sentence and get a feel for a persons personality. So far I see some flirts, one or two pessimists, the realists and the sex pots. It takes all of these to make a board successful.

Looking forward to getting to know all of you.

How do I read??

 

[Guest]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Spoons my ass.....

*slips a 1.5 hp Minn Kota trolling motor into the mix and fires that fucker up*

Dude, we don't want it spattered everywhere!





Well...not yet!

 

[k¡tty]

Welcome aboard Jennxxx... it's always good to have new people around to add to the interest around here.

 

[Guest]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Lol...try not to 'slash' the kiddie pool either, ok?