Damnit I Wanna' Be A Lesbian!!!

[Expertise]

If only to "have" (in a biblical sense) Never.

Never ya' twisted little freak.... your mind turns me on.... I can say that with a straight face......... unlike that night in that Country and Western Bar.

 

[April]

 

[lavender]

 

[Expertise]

Yeah well at least you have the right gear....... my conversion would take "a trip to Sweden" and a scalpel

Can you be a lesbian in spirit???lol.

 

[rambling man]

i think all men have the lesbian spirit.....the spirit is willing but the body just isn't built right....oh well, we do the best we can



if i were female i know id be lesbian

 

[Never]

Um.. Thank you.
What did I do?

It's just the virgin lesbian thing, isn't it?

Hey April: Please explain it all to me someday. Please?

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[Guest]

Sure, thats part of it Never.

But your funny, smart, twisted and totally charming too. Seriously.

There is a very lucky girl out there somewhere. ....... Geeze, I sound like "Expertise-Hip,understanding,pro-lesbian dad"... where the hells my cardigan with the rainbow pin.

 

[Expertise]

WTF!??!?!

Thats my "unregistered post" Never.

 

[April]

Explain what? Expertise? Well, there's just no explanation for him! He's just an odd duck. Or is that an odd fuck?

The rolleyes smiley? That's to show my feelings toward Expertise. LOL

The virgin lesbian thing? Well, hell, I don't know either!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

In my (Sparky's) best gay male voice.....

Exp? We can be Lesbians together!!!!!! Ohhhhhh!!! Wonderful!!!!!

Back to my (Sparky's) real-man, he-man voice.......

Never.

 

[Expertise]

Odd Duck??? Odd Fuck????

I'm merely misunderstood and underappreciated. I bid you good day madame.

 

[Expertise]

Except by Sparky apparently......... sheeshh!

 

[April]

Aww, geeze, Ex. You know I like you. If I didn't, I wouldn't tease you. Come on, I even replied to your email. And I'm bad with email most of the time.

I'm just jealous that you lust after all these other women, but not me any more! How's that? Make you happy?

MEN!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

If only to "have" (in a biblical sense) Never.

Never ya' twisted little freak.... your mind turns me on.... I can say that with a straight face......... unlike that night in that Country and Western Bar.

Goddamn Expertise if anyone turns lesbian for her its me... why do you have to make it so hard?

 

[notenufsx4me]

My head hurts !

Is there some way of telling who is what gender.? and which gender they go for. Some of your names can go either way as a assume some of you do, but..but...oh shit now i'm confused about being confused.!

I'm male and i go for females. is there some way to show in on the postings.?

 

[Mischka]

I am an orange horse. Undetermined gender.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

i think all men have the lesbian spirit.....the spirit is willing but the body just isn't built right

I think Expertise's problem is different....

The spirit is willing but the flesh is hard!

 

[Never]

Oddly enough 'notenufsx4me' sounds exactly like what a straight man would call himself.
I'll give you a hint, there's someone on the board called KillerMuffin. DON'T call him a her or he'll hurt you.
Also, remember to differentiate between sex and gender, and sexual preference and flirting when speaking with someone.

 

[Ordinary Bob]

I wanna be a lesbian..........

 

[notenufsx4me]

very funny Never .!!

I know who KM is..your trying to set me up.!!

 

[Roll-One]

Lesbians

I love to watch two lesbians. Does that count?