Damned Things

[LukkyKnight]

I am so damned confused. I remember liking the San Antonio River Walk, and the fort thing that turned into a car rental company, next thing you know here I am trying to think en francais, when I can't get a cedilla to dangle from my c for all the tea in chinatown.

 

[cymbidia]

But you have other dangly parts, Lukky, and if you really need the comfort of something dangling, well, just cup and hold those awhile.

Having a young son, i've learned that all y'all do that cupping/holding thing with your dangly parts pretty much instinctually, right?

 

[Dillinger]

Damn it ALL to hell.

See - I just took care of all the damning for everyone. Sometimes its THAT simple. *smile*

 

[angelika]

Thanks!

Damn it ALL to hell.

See - I just took care of all the damning for everyone. Sometimes its THAT simple. *smile*

That works for me!
-- Something else I can scratch off my "To do" list.

 

[Sillyman]

So I wake up and my damn bladder needs to be empty, so I get up and step in shit from the damn dog, I can't get the god damned bathroom door to shut, I come back out and my damn sister has left her damn alarm clock on, the damn TV is blaring that damn cooking show again, and the damn cats are either chasing each other across the room or puking on the damn floor. I want to get out of this damn house so I go to my room and try to find some damn underwear, which I never can despite just buying them, so I go out without them. First of course I have to find my wallet and the damn car keys, which are on the damn table with all the damn mail. I go out to the damn car, have the damn car door shut on my damn leg, and then the damn car won't start. It's out of damn gas. Then my damn bladder starts screaming again. God damn it all!

 

[LukkyKnight]

But you have other dangly parts, Lukky, and if you really need the comfort of something dangling, well, just cup and hold those awhile.

Having a young son, i've learned that all y'all do that cupping/holding thing with your dangly parts pretty much instinctually, right?

~LMDAO~

I suppose it may seem so, cymbidia, but in practice it takes years of repetition to get it just right. Many men make it well into their 20s or even 30s before mastering it - haven't you ever noticed that even pro-level baseball teams always have a few guys who just can't seem to get themselves adjusted properly?

 

[harleyhog]

just wanted to see this DAMN thread get back to page 1,,,,,,,,,,,see ya

 

[LukkyKnight]

damn you, hog, and the hog you rode in on