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SeaCat

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Lust broke my damn bed. (Okay so it wasn't just lust, it was my wife and me.)

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Lust broke my damn bed. (Okay so it wasn't just lust, it was my wife and me.)

Cat

been there, done that, laughed my ass off.

then finished. :D
 
cloudy said:
been there, done that, laughed my ass off.

then finished. :D

It didn't even slow us down. (Although she did have to put some butterflies on my leg where a metal piece got me.)

She claims it was a pain inthe ass in more ways than one. Not only did we have to clean up the blood, but,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Cat
 
rgraham666 said:
Snicker.

Quit bragging, God damn it! :D

:devil: :D

It wouldn't be so bad if this was the first time. They just don't make beds like they need to. I think I'll have to make us our next bed.

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
:devil: :D

It wouldn't be so bad if this was the first time. They just don't make beds like they need to. I think I'll have to make us our next bed.

Cat

they don't.

I know have a solid wood sleigh bed. It won't break.
 
SeaCat said:
:devil: :D

It wouldn't be so bad if this was the first time. They just don't make beds like they need to. I think I'll have to make us our next bed.

Cat


I snagged the one from my grandmother's upstairs when she passed. If you can break it, you're andre the giant banging rosanne or your on PCP ;)
 
A friend of mine made one out of six-by-six beams, a full-height fourposter, with a frame across the top as well. He mitred all the joints, securing them with double bolts.
It is gorgeous, and of course, made me think ALL kinds of things about him and his wife!

That sucker will stand till doomsday!
 
Stella_Omega said:
A friend of mine made one out of six-by-six beams, a full-height fourposter, with a frame across the top as well. He mitred all the joints, securing them with double bolts.
It is gorgeous, and of course, made me think ALL kinds of things about him and his wife!

That sucker will stand till doomsday!
i want one.
 
Stella_Omega said:
A friend of mine made one out of six-by-six beams, a full-height fourposter, with a frame across the top as well. He mitred all the joints, securing them with double bolts.
It is gorgeous, and of course, made me think ALL kinds of things about him and his wife!

That sucker will stand till doomsday!

Now that's my kind of bed. (Is it a queen? I need a queen for the near future.)

Excerpt from my wifes reply to a letter from her Les Sister.

"Why do I stay with him? well let's take tonight as an example. We had sex for several hours. For the first hour and a half he ate me and played with me with just his tongue and fingers. he hit every damned button I have. Hell he sucked on my clit while rubbing his teeth on it. He even stuck his tongue up my ass a couple of times and you know how that gets to me. (Didn't your girlfriend tell me that she though this was disgusting?) When he slid it into me I was more than ready. Cat worked on me with his dick and fingers, not to mention bent over and sucked my nipples, for quite some time. In fact we went at it so long I got sore and made him shift, I asked him to slide into my ass. That's how we finished it, with him fucking my ass while I dildoed myself. I loved it. When he came I actually felt it. I just can't see your girlfriend doing that for me no matter what you promise me."

Man I love this woman who I am allowed to call my wife.

Cat
 
You're just bragging :kiss:
And she should be writing for Lit...

She might be right about some- "Les" sex partners- but- that's why I call myself a dyke. :catroar:
 
Colleen Thomas said:
If you can break it, you're andre the giant banging rosanne...

Thanks for that truly disturbing image Colly. I'm going to go bleach my brain now.. :rolleyes:
 
CrimsonMaiden said:
Me too... of course, it wouldn't get used enough to even make a dent in the mattress. :(
It wouldn't be used much here, either, BUT it would be there juuuust in case.
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Thanks for that truly disturbing image Colly. I'm going to go bleach my brain now.. :rolleyes:
i love that you said that.
why
i dunno
but it tickled me.
 
We would be trying to break it on a near daily basis. (Gods I love my wife.) Only problem is, I want sex more than even my wife does. Overload of Testosterone?

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
We would be trying to break it on a near daily basis. (Gods I love my wife.) Only problem is, I want sex more than even my wife does. Overload of Testosterone?

Cat
i :heart: you

Really need to convince your wife to share. With me, preferably.
 
SeaCat said:
We would be trying to break it on a near daily basis. (Gods I love my wife.) Only problem is, I want sex more than even my wife does. Overload of Testosterone?

Cat
No, it sounds like the exactly perfect amount of testosterone!
 
entitled said:
i :heart: you

Really need to convince your wife to share. With me, preferably.

She want's to share, just a little matter of trust. (I'm eagerly awaiting the time she trusts the one other.)

Cat
 
Stella_Omega said:
No, it sounds like the exactly perfect amount of testosterone!
Some would disagree. :D My wife on the other hand likes me the way I am. (Even though parts of her become sore.)

Cat
 
SeaCat said:
Some would disagree. :D My wife on the other hand likes me the way I am. (Even though parts of her become sore.)

Cat

sore can be a good thing. :D Gotta love those little twinges the next day that remind you of exactly how you got them.
 
cloudy said:
sore can be a good thing. :D Gotta love those little twinges the next day that remind you of exactly how you got them.
Oh! Yes! Twinges are a sweet, sweet thing. ;)

Edited to add: Cat ... you two are going to break my futon, aren't you? :D
 
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