Debbie
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Tax Increase For All Male Taxpayers
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Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers
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Gentlemen:
>
The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER."
Mainly because 98% of the time your pecker is out of work and the
2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are
both nuts.
>
Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will
be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale
listed below to determine your tax.
>
Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z,
line 69 of your State Income Tax Form.
>
Very truly yours,
>
IRS
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Addendum:
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PECKER-CHECKER SCALE
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10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
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8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
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6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
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4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00
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Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
>
Please do not request an extension.
P.S If yours is longer than 10 to 12 inches it is necessary to attach a recent photo as you may qualify for a big boy's allowance!
Tax Increase For All Male Taxpayers
>
Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers
>
Gentlemen:
>
The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your "PECKER."
Mainly because 98% of the time your pecker is out of work and the
2% it is in the hole. Moreover, it has two dependents who are
both nuts.
>
Accordingly, beginning on April 1 of this year, your pecker will
be taxed according to its size. Use the Pecker-Checker scale
listed below to determine your tax.
>
Please insert the information on page 6, section P, subsection z,
line 69 of your State Income Tax Form.
>
Very truly yours,
>
IRS
>
Addendum:
>
PECKER-CHECKER SCALE
>
10 to 12 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
>
8 to 10 inches Pole Tax $25.00
>
6 to 8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
>
4 to 6 inches Nuisance Tax $ 5.00
>
Note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
>
Please do not request an extension.
P.S If yours is longer than 10 to 12 inches it is necessary to attach a recent photo as you may qualify for a big boy's allowance!
