Damn it's dark up in here...

[Guest]

...fucking stinks too.

 

[Adoratrice]

Now I think it's Sparky.

 

[Guest]

I think I'm gonna bust in half just so's I got someone to talk to.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Well... I don't need to check the boards anymore. I have found the ultimate thread!

 

[Pyper]

Scruffy's been here, what, a few days? And he already has his very own troll? And in all this time I been here, not one troll to show for it. I'm pathetic, truly pathetic I tell you.

 

[Weevil]

I've also never had a troll. I've been a few trolls but never had one. That sucks.

 

[Pyper]

I'd troll ya, EBW buddy, if I could remember how to go unregistered. I had it for a while there, but now I can't seem to figure it out. *scratches head in a perplexed manner*

 

[Guest]

I'd troll ya, EBW buddy, if I could remember how to go unregistered. I had it for a while there, but now I can't seem to figure it out. *scratches head in a perplexed manner*

You silly goose! It's easy as pie!

 

[Guest]

Anybody that want's a troll can just rub asses with Scruffy and I'll jump on over. I'll even change my name- Pyper's tapeworm, EBW's tapeworm...

Hey, I ain't proud, hell I'm just a multi-segmented parasite after all....

Either that or eat some of his dookie, but I doubt too many of ya are up fer that. Well, sparky maybe, but that's even a stretch.

I'd like a new intestinal tract home, to tell ya the truth. Gettin' pretty damned sick of Alpo.

 

[Scruffy]

For the record Scruffy eats only the highest quality Horsemeat. No commercial Dog Food.

 

[Laurel]

Alpo sucks.

 

[Laurel]

For the record Scruffy eats only the highest quality Horsemeat. No commercial Dog Food.

Does he take the horses down himself like a real dog, or does his owner do it for him? That's what Laurel wants to know.

Another thing Laurel wants to know is why she's referring to herself in the third person all of a sudden.

 

[Never]

You say this as though you've had personal experiences with it.

 

[Scruffy]

Does he take the horses down himself like a real dog, or does his owner do it for him? That's what Laurel wants to know.

Another thing Laurel wants to know is why she's referring to herself in the third person all of a sudden.

Because Scruffy's rascally mannerisms are catching!

Scruffy goes to the store himself for his high quality dogfood thank you very much

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

I am da bitch in the Scruffy Charmichael household. I do all the cooking. Scruffy gets better than the highest horsemeat. My Scruffy is up to no good, no good I tell you.

 

[Laurel]

Nope. No Alpo for me, though I did eat dog biscuits as a small child. Rocks too. Explains a lot, doesn't it?

 

[Pyper]

*sob* I wanna be a troll! But every time I log out, it automatically logs me back in! And I had just figured out how to do it on the old board, when everything up and changes on me!

 

[Guest]

What do y'all think alpo's made of, caviar?

Jeez, and they say dogs are smart.

Cripes, where's my remote?... I need my CNN fix.

And by the way Scruffmeister, lay off dining on your own turds, I need my RDA...that recycled shit just ain't cuttin' it.

 

[Weevil]

You gotta turn your cookies off, my lovely Pyperita.

 

[doctor_insanus]

You ever tried Jerky Treats? Don't!

They may look like Jerky... they may smell like Jerky...

But they ain't Jerky! Yuk!

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Da Bitch gives Scruff all the doglet treats he wants. I treats him like a king, I tell ya. Like a fuckin' King. And then he complains about going to the store. Here Scruff Scruff come earn a treat.

 

[Guest]

muahaha!

 

[Weevil]

muahaha!

Hot Diggity Damn! See? It's fun and profitable.

 

[Laurel]

Uh oh...Pyper knows how to troll...NOW the fur's gonna fly...

 

[Guest]

Yes, indeedy.