DAMN IT! Why does everybody want a cock pic.

[Black_Bird]

Fine... you'all have 30 minutes to perv on my penis; and I mean 30. Once it's gone, no amount of whining will bring it back.

Damn it! I said I'd never do this...

[Edit: Are you all done perving? Good. *Poof*]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

sweet jesus

 

[Bob Peale]

Welcome to the abyss; drinks to your left, light appetizers to your right.

 

[perks]

the next time I see you, I will be blushing madly

 

[Summery]

If I were to die today, at least I would have a smile on my face.

 

[pipercatt]

YAY! Whoo hoo! *whistling*

Rrrrrrrowr! You go!

*whistling some more*

 

[Black_Bird]

Welcome to the abyss; drinks to your left, light appetizers to your right.

You mean there's free food? Damn; I would have shown my cock a lot sooner if I had known that...

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Thanks, BB! That was very brave of you, and well worth waiting for! Geez... I'm in a pervy mood today!!

 

[Private Vasquez]

woo hoo!!

 

[Bob Peale]

You mean there's free food? Damn; I would have shown my cock a lot sooner if I had known that...

Now what self respecting club discloses ALL of the member benefits before you join?

 

[pipercatt]

Welcome to the abyss; drinks to your left, light appetizers to your right.

Bob, funny you should say that. I've always told people I have an express elevator in my name. It only goes down, and is full stocked with wet bar and hot tub.

I am taking reservations if anyone wants to join me. Should be a helluva party.

 

[Bob Peale]

Bob, funny you should say that. I've always told people I have an express elevator in my name. It only goes down, and is full stocked with wet bar and hot tub.

I am taking reservations if anyone wants to join me. Should be a helluva party.

I'm not worried about ever dying...if I did, they'd probably have to give me naming rights!

 

[Ginny]

i can now say....i've seen a bird's cock....<whistling>....nice bb....

 

[Starfish]

Oh, hell yes!

 

[sacremento]

Bravo Bravo!

come join the nudist colony thread, lot's of stuff popping up all over the place there

 

[Black_Bird]

Okay... I feel like such the whore now.

 

[perks]

Okay... I feel like such the whore now.

that's a good thing, right?!?!

 

[Black_Bird]

Six more minutes...

 

[pipercatt]

that's a good thing, right?!?!

a very good thing!

 

[Guest]

Okay... I feel like such the whore now.

Today on Martha's Kitchen
The fine art of being a whore:
It's a good thing.

Currently I am basting a nice cock like that in my oven and 99.1 degrees. It is good to have a humidity tray in your oven, so things are moist and tender, if you want to make a good peice of meat. When your meat is done, you can savor those juices in your mouth. Clean up is a snap.

 

[perks]

Today on Martha's Kitchen
The fine art of being a whore:
It's a good thing.

Currently I am basting a nice cock like that in my oven and 99.1 degrees. It is good to have a humidity tray in your oven, so things are moist and tender, if you want to make a good peice of meat. When your meat is done, you can savor those juices in your mouth. Clean up is a snap.

martha kicks ass!

 

[Starfish]

Yes, she showed me how to make red, white and blue, hand embroidered napkins for my 4th of July party:

Ones that say things like:

"Suck it Usama"
And "These colors don't run"


(that snl skit is now my all time favorite)

 

[marksgirl]

Damm it, a day late and a dollar short! But you could let me see it if you really want to.................please!

 

[Lovepotion69]

Damn. I missed it too.

/LP

 

[calypso_21]

Fine... you'all have 30 minutes to perv on my penis; and I mean 30. Once it's gone, no amount of whining will bring it back.

Damn it! I said I'd never do this...

[Edit: Are you all done perving? Good. *Poof*]

DAMN DAMN DAMN I missed it...sh*t I had to go and sign off and do some mommy time. Now I know how it feels to sign off and miss something!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!