SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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Oops, this should be under the no children thread
I'm glad these laws weren't around when I was growing up, I would have been classified as a sexual predator for just having fun with the neighbors. (Skinny Dipping.) I can see it now, they'll soon ban such games as Hide and Seek because it gives children a predatory nature. Spin the Bottle because it teaches sexuality. May I, because it teaches dominance and submissivness. Hey, I bet you could get your parents in trouble for those old baby pictures of you on the rug or in the sink. That could be child porn.
Hey, I've got an idea, let's help out those poor unfortunates in the capitals who are trying to protect us from ourselves. Let's come up with things to ban, and some punishments for them. Just one thing, please remember to explain why it should be banned. I'll start.
taking pictures of your spouse or significant other in the nude. Banned because this is pornography, even if it is taken with the intent of not showing it to others. Punishment, five days in the stocks.
Allowing your children to run around nude, in your house or otherwise, for any reason, at any age. Banned because this may incite others to have unmoral thoughts about children. Punishment, ten days in the stocks.
Complaining about foolish laws on the internet, in any type of public forum, or in small groups. Punishable by death by stoning. Banned because it shows the government people might actually want to think for themselves about how to protect themselves, their loved ones, and maybe others.
I'm sure we can come up with some more.
SeaCat
I'm glad these laws weren't around when I was growing up, I would have been classified as a sexual predator for just having fun with the neighbors. (Skinny Dipping.) I can see it now, they'll soon ban such games as Hide and Seek because it gives children a predatory nature. Spin the Bottle because it teaches sexuality. May I, because it teaches dominance and submissivness. Hey, I bet you could get your parents in trouble for those old baby pictures of you on the rug or in the sink. That could be child porn.
Hey, I've got an idea, let's help out those poor unfortunates in the capitals who are trying to protect us from ourselves. Let's come up with things to ban, and some punishments for them. Just one thing, please remember to explain why it should be banned. I'll start.
taking pictures of your spouse or significant other in the nude. Banned because this is pornography, even if it is taken with the intent of not showing it to others. Punishment, five days in the stocks.
Allowing your children to run around nude, in your house or otherwise, for any reason, at any age. Banned because this may incite others to have unmoral thoughts about children. Punishment, ten days in the stocks.
Complaining about foolish laws on the internet, in any type of public forum, or in small groups. Punishable by death by stoning. Banned because it shows the government people might actually want to think for themselves about how to protect themselves, their loved ones, and maybe others.
I'm sure we can come up with some more.
SeaCat
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